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Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 11:23am On Jul 12, 2012

Long time ago, 1875 actually, I and bukky attended the same school I was the best student in class.

We were dating. .she luved me, and I loved her very much. cheesy

One day while in class the teacher asked me
"Dani, what do we call people from Turkey??" undecided

I answered "I don't know sir" undecided

She later said. ."Dani, they are called Turks! So, what about the people from Germany and Spain?"

I immediately answered "Germans and Spaniards/Spanish respectively, Sir" cheesy

Bukky immediately stood up and said No Sir, Dani is wronging they're called "GERMS and SP33RMS" grin

I fainted!! grin

and broke up with her, datz how she became booqee grin

That is my story!!
Thank you cool

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Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Tsmooth1(m): 11:29am On Jul 12, 2012

Nice joke Dani. I know say one day u go become Nairaland president/owner.

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv: Long time ago, 1875 actually, [s]I and bukky attended the same school I was the best student in class.
We were dating. .she luved me, and I loved her very much.
One day while in class the teacher asked me
"Dani, what do we call people from Turkey??"
I answered "I don't know sir"
She later said. ."Dani, they are called Turks! So, what about the people from Germany and Spain?"

I immediately answered "Germans and Spaniards/Spanish respectively, Sir"

Bukky immediately stood up and said No Sir, Dani is wronging they're called "GERMS and SP33RMS"

I fainted!!
and broke up with her, datz how she became booqee

That is my story!!
Thank you[/s]

@dani.
1875?? I tot as much.....no wonder u behave so ancient and foolish. undecided

bush pig!

@topic. Nice joke.

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Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 12:01pm On Jul 12, 2012

T-smooth:
Nice joke Dani. I know say one day u go become Nairaland president/owner.

where I wan see 20billion?? grin

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Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 12:06pm On Jul 12, 2012

booqee:
@dani.
1875?? I tot as much.....no wonder u behave so ancient and foolish.

bush pig!

@topic. Nice joke.

slaps her ogor grin

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:

slaps her ogor

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 12:55pm On Jul 12, 2012

~vicky~:

IS THIS ONE OKAY? undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 12:57pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:

IS THIS ONE OKAY?

YEP SHE IS HALE AND HEALTHY

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 1:06pm On Jul 12, 2012

~vicky~:

YEP SHE IS STALE AND HEALTHY

I know

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:
I know

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he goat angry

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Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:

slaps my ogor

we know you have ogor, but why must u tell d world?? *Smh* i said it b4, u behave so ancient..... undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jul 12, 2012

~vicky~:

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he goat

buhahaha!

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by bright007(f): 1:18pm On Jul 12, 2012

Errrr.....I just discovered something....I just discovered why....

Scroll down...

Anytime I make advances towards boobsqee in this forum,Dani always hides my post!I just discovered d reason from this thread.
Dani,berht why? undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:23pm On Jul 12, 2012

^^^^^^^what the hell are you talking about

Speak out jor...

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 1:28pm On Jul 12, 2012

~vicky~:

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he goat

beht why do u wanna finger me?? beht why?? undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:
beht why do u wanna finger me?? beht why??

go ask your granny for village

duh!!! angry

and i reject YOU IJN

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by swtchicgurl: 1:34pm On Jul 12, 2012

mtchew

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jul 12, 2012

~vicky~:

go ask your granny for village

duh!!!

and i reject YOU IJN

See talk ooooooooooooooooooooooo nahaahanahanahanahan!

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jul 12, 2012

MOGUL.O:

See talk ooooooooooooooooooooooo nahaahanahanahanahan!

u wan join too angry

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 1:40pm On Jul 12, 2012

~vicky~:

go ask your granny for village

duh!!!

and i reject YOU IJN

I bind and cast you in Jesus Name!! angry

See her flat boobs sef!! angry

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:
I bind and cast you in Jesus Name!!

See her flat boobs sef!!

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Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 1:44pm On Jul 12, 2012

swtchicgurl: mtchew

fooooooool

Nobody never like my joke sef? cry

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:
fooooooool

Nobody never like my joke sef?

thank God you know.......jump inside river then...... cheesy

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:56pm On Jul 12, 2012

bright007: Errrr.....I just discovered something....I just discovered why....

Scroll down...

Anytime I make advances towards boobsqee in this forum,Dani always hides my post!I just discovered d reason from this thread.
Dani,berht why? Errrr.....I just discovered something....I just discovered why....

Scroll down...

Anytime I make advances towards boobsqee in this forum,Dani always hides my post!I just discovered d reason from this thread.
Dani,berht why?

another ancient foool. Mtchew undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 1:59pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:
fooooooool

Nobody never [b]like my joke sef?[/b]

u wan include am for ur c.v? Abi u wan use am collect money for atm?? undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 12, 2012

booqee: u wan include am for ur c.v? Abi u wan use am collect money for atm??

help me ask am. undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by swtchicgurl: 2:26pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:

Nobody never like my joke sef?

that's because it lacked humour and common-sense! mtchewww angry

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jul 12, 2012

swtchicgurl:

that's because it lacked humour and common-sense! mtchewww

exactly

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 3:00pm On Jul 12, 2012

booqee: u wan include am for ur c.v? Abi u wan use am collect money for atm??

You dun finish your exam shey?? undecided

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by dani1luv: 3:18pm On Jul 12, 2012

swtchicgurl:

that's because it lacked humour and common-sense! mtchewww

~vicky~:

help me ask am.

Two mentally deranged fooools grin

one breast is bigger than the other sef grin

booqee: u wan include am for ur c.v? Abi u wan use am collect money for atm??

Idiooooot

Am sure you dnt ave a NairaLand acc. . FYI Seun pays 500 Naira per like undecided

[s]i trust you. .u go quick post one stale joke, come go register hundreds of accounts. . grin

Bush Pig!! angry

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Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:

Two mentally deranged fooools

one breast is bigger than the other sef

Idiooooot Am sure you dnt ave a NairaLand acc. . FYI Seun pays 500 Naira per like

[s]i trust you. .u go quick post one stale joke, come go register hundreds of accounts. .

Bush Pig!! [/s]

so because of ₦500 u wan kill urself?! Chei...see akushe! grin

Re: Why I Broke up With Bukky? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jul 12, 2012

dani1luv:

[size=11pt][color=#000099]Idiooooot Am sure you dnt ave a NairaLand acc. . FYI Seun pays 500 Naira per like

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make i just pity d poor church rat, make i 'like' am. Cos i know say na dat ₦500 go determine whether u go chop tonight or not. undecided

U can thank me later!

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