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Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:44pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
A gentleman bumped into a fresh accident scene. Victims with various degrees of injuries were writhing in pain at the accident site. The few dead ones were also quiet lying on the ground. The gentleman was the only passer-by, so he looked left, right, sure no one was watching him, applied some blood stains on his body and in his shirt and joined the accident victims on the ground with the hope of benefiting from the car's insurance. He quickly joined the wailing; "oh, oh, mmm, mmm, god save me, i don die ooo. .." Little did he know one of the real victims was monitoring the proceedings, so he told the gentleman "oga!, you better leave hia before police go come oooo!. . .we know ourselves, we are thirty" the gentleman quickly got up, and took to his heels |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by ITbomb(m): 11:26pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
Not funny. If any man shall add unto these Rubbbbbbbbish, Jah shall add unto him the plagues that are written in the book, and if any man shall take away the . . . 2 Likes |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Nobody: 6:59am On Jul 13, 2012 |
you are hereby castrated. *full length* 4 Likes |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by slimyem: 9:08am On Jul 13, 2012 |
so funny i forgot to laugh..... Mtcheeeeeeew.. Nonsense! 1 Like |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Lisa1: 9:44am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Thanks a lot |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Nobody: 9:59am On Jul 13, 2012 |
Lwkmd...nice one... |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Nobody: 10:41am On Jul 13, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: A gentleman bumped into a fresh accident scene. So what is funny about this poo?? Nonsense! |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Cabsso(m): 4:34pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
Am i supoz 2laf? |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Tsmooth1(m): 5:44pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
@slimyem why u de steal my flows? olodo go form ur own. @bin-gbaboon go and die cos all ur jokes are dry and mind u u are not joke president. |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by slimyem: 6:33pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
T-smooth:your flow? Seriously?? That line i s as old as Nairaland and social networks... Wake up dude! |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by airbender(m): 7:29pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
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Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by bunmioguns(m): 8:23pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
ITbomb: Not funny. If any man shall add unto these Rubbbbbbbbish, Jah shall add unto him the plagues that are written in the book, and if any man shall take away the . . .. . Why d curse? . . . . .. . . . Eediot |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by bunmioguns(m): 8:25pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: A . Remark: Ignore dem bush pigs, u rock |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by cbaba: 9:13pm On Jul 13, 2012 |
abeg its funny jooor...its just becos some of us did not imagine it enough...we are 30! bwahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Nobody: 3:44pm On May 25, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: A gentleman bumped into a fresh accident scene. the bolded part is hilarious, only because stuff like that really happens. 1 Like |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Nobody: 6:31pm On May 25, 2013 |
That means its an arranged accident, omg where are the insurance guys o |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Dubby6(m): 6:32pm On May 25, 2013 |
[quote author=T-smooth]@slimyem why u de steal my flows? olodo go form ur own. @bin-gbaboon go and die cos all ur jokes are dry and mind u u are not joke president.my brother pls u werent the one that started d 'flow' |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:39pm On May 25, 2013 |
c-baba: gbamest |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by Wendyslim(f): 8:46pm On May 28, 2013 |
U try Abeg. Kip it up na bad belle pple be dat |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:31am On Jun 09, 2013 |
Wendyslim: U try Abeg. Kip it up na bad belle pple be dat God bless u... |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by donwilly3: 7:00am On Jun 09, 2013 |
just feel lyk cryin 4 my MB may GOD 4give u |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by donted(m): 7:11am On Jun 09, 2013 |
Bin, Bin, Bin. Hw many tym I cal u? Too much weed n Alomo is bad for you. Don't u think u r castrating urself spiritually? |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by juns4sure(m): 8:34am On Jun 09, 2013 |
bin bin...yhu hereby castrated with scissorz |
Re: Castrate Me If You Dont Laugh- - - -worlahi!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:45am On Jun 10, 2013 |
juns4sure: bin bin...yhu hereby castrated with scissorz |
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