A gentleman bumped into a fresh accident scene.
Victims with various degrees of injuries were writhing in pain at the accident site.
The few dead ones were also quiet lying on the ground.
The gentleman was the only passer-by, so he looked left, right, sure no one was watching him, applied some blood stains on his body and in his shirt and joined the accident victims on the ground with the hope of benefiting from the car's insurance.
He quickly joined the wailing; "oh, oh, mmm, mmm, god save me, i don die ooo. .."
Little did he know one of the real victims was monitoring the proceedings, so he told the gentleman "oga!, you better leave hia before police go come oooo!. . .we know ourselves, we are thirty"
the gentleman quickly got up, and took to his heels

Not funny. If any man shall add unto these Rubbbbbbbbish, Jah shall add unto him the plagues that are written in the book, and if any man shall take away the . . .

you are hereby castrated. *full length*

so funny i forgot to laugh.....
Mtcheeeeeeew..
Nonsense!

Thanks a lot

Lwkmd...nice one...

bin gbagbo: A gentleman bumped into a fresh accident scene.
Victims with various degrees of injuries were writhing in pain at the accident site.
The few dead ones were also quiet lying on the ground.
The gentleman was the only passer-by, so he looked left, right, sure no one was watching him, applied some blood stains on his body and in his shirt and joined the accident victims on the ground with the hope of benefiting from the car's insurance.
He quickly joined the wailing; "oh, oh, mmm, mmm, god save me, i don die ooo. .."
Little did he know one of the real victims was monitoring the proceedings, so he told the gentleman "oga!, you better leave hia before police go come oooo!. . .we know ourselves, we are thirty"
the gentleman quickly got up, and took to his heels

So what is funny about this poo??


Nonsense!

Am i supoz 2laf?

@slimyem why u de steal my flows? olodo go form ur own. @bin-gbaboon go and die cos all ur jokes are dry and mind u u are not joke president.

T-smooth:
@slimyem why u de steal my flows? olodo go form ur own. @bin-gbaboon go and die cos all ur jokes are dry and mind u u are not joke president.

your flow?
Seriously??
That line i s as old as Nairaland and social networks...
Wake up dude!

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ITbomb: Not funny. If any man shall add unto these Rubbbbbbbbish, Jah shall add unto him the plagues that are written in the book, and if any man shall take away the . . .

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Eediot

JOKE GRADING: A
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Remark: Ignore dem bush pigs, u rock

abeg its funny jooor...its just becos some of us did not imagine it enough...we are 30! bwahahahahahahahaha

bin gbagbo: A gentleman bumped into a fresh accident scene.
Victims with various degrees of injuries were writhing in pain at the accident site.
The few dead ones were also quiet lying on the ground.
The gentleman was the only passer-by, so he looked left, right, sure no one was watching him, applied some blood stains on his body and in his shirt and joined the accident victims on the ground with the hope of benefiting from the car's insurance.
He quickly joined the wailing; "oh, oh, mmm, mmm, god save me, i don die ooo. .."
Little did he know one of the real victims was monitoring the proceedings, so he told the gentleman "oga!, you better leave hia before police go come oooo!. . .we know ourselves, we are thirty"
the gentleman quickly got up, and took to his heels

the bolded part is hilarious, only because stuff like that really happens.

That means its an arranged accident, omg where are the insurance guys o

[quote author=T-smooth]@slimyem why u de steal my flows? olodo go form ur own. @bin-gbaboon go and die cos all ur jokes are dry and mind u u are not joke president.my brother pls u werent the one that started d 'flow'

c-baba:
abeg its funny jooor...its just becos some of us did not imagine it enough...we are 30! bwahahahahahahahaha

gbamest

U try Abeg. Kip it up na bad belle pple be dat

Wendyslim: U try Abeg. Kip it up na bad belle pple be dat

God bless u...

just feel lyk cryin 4 my MB may GOD 4give u

Bin, Bin, Bin. Hw many tym I cal u? Too much weed n Alomo is bad for you. Don't u think u r castrating urself spiritually?

bin bin...yhu hereby castrated with scissorz

juns4sure: bin bin...yhu hereby castrated with scissorz