CONFESSION OF A LADY:

During lunch at work lastweek, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses! LOZZZZZZZ!!

hAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Dats funny lolzzzzz!

What you do in secret will soon flame out.

...what you do in darkness will be seen in lightness!

omowa1: CONFESSION OF A LADY:

During lunch at work lastweek, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses! LOZZZZZZZ!!

Just 2much!

LDMPTMP

Tank......I was very sad n angry but dis ur joke made my day now

laff don make me fall inside gutter oh! chai!

. Chei! This sounds like a true life story! Pele o! Ur guests must have nicknamed u d ''nitrogen gun!'' lwkm!

Mehn!!! D babe jst dey do boko haram dere n d foolish guests sef, dem no fit run 4 deir lives..wat if d tin kill dem?

Yeeeeeepa!!!

Yeeeeeepaa!!!

my friend, u r screwed 4 life. all the guests will tell their grandchildren this story.

walahi dis joke I punny wel wel
thank God some idiot no say na cofi and faste

nw tel me if dis aint da joke of the year.....dis is funny....hahahahhahahahahahahaha....jisus

; Lwkmh! Csl

I cant believe i almost lost my composure on this.
This is damn hilarious...

Oh shit,rotflmao. [sub][/sub]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha................

The best joke of the year by miles...

This is the best joke of all time!!!!!

Please this joke needs national award, in fact international award!!!!

I laff in hausa and sudanese

BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YEARS. BABY, U DESERVE AN AWARD. HOOOHAAAA !!!

recycled


mtsweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

shakara4u: recycled


mtsweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Recycle your own na

*falls from mango tree*

yimikaa: *falls from mango tree*

RIP

omowa1: CONFESSION OF A LADY:

During lunch at work lastweek, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses! LOZZZZZZZ!!

see your mango head,copy n paste...

realsammie:
RIP

still alive...