Lolzzz.
There are some prayers yoruba wise which sounds prayer-ish but in actual fact, they happen to be undiluted and saturated curses. Want examples? Check out the following...

1. Moto kekere o ni gba e o! (Nla abi?)

2. Oko aje o ni ba e, ti e lo maa baje.. Hmmmm!

3. Ooo ni ya were lagba o. ( Lati kekere ni ko ti bere abi?)

4. Ooo ni sosi niwonba o... ( Osi pupo ni ko se abi?)

5. Ooo ni bawon ki naira ku atijo o... ( sugbon dollars ati pounds nko?)

Know more Feel free to add urs...

hahaha! yoruba language no go kill person oh!

Am laughing...but i dont know d meaning...plz translate

tobechi20: Am laughing...but i dont know d meaning...plz translate

hnmmmm...and u re laughin..

realsammie:
hnmmmm...and u re laughin..

he's sick

Ooo ni ya were laaabo... ( na full blown madness better abi)

O o ni fi gbo ara se ki ki apo( may u not use all ur body as pockets) *** if u are rich, u go straight to ur pocket. The moment u start search for pocket all over ur body, it is deemed that u're poor

Odo kekere o ni gbe e lo... (odo nla ni ko gbe lo abi?)

@tobechi20...
It z just talking about some of d so called prayers whch are actually curses in disguise. It might nt b funny in english but in yoruba, itz a masterpiece. Translated Examples in english are...

1. A small car won't hit you. ( so na big car like tipper go hit am abi)

2. U no go bcum mad all of a sudden in ur old age. ( na 4rm ur young age d madness go start til dat old age abi?

3. Small river no go carry u go. ( na big river go cary am go abi?)

Deede oko loo se!
A prayer meant 4 sum1 travelling wich means that such a persn would meet the bus. But ( what abt meeting d bus in a negativ way? Accident abi?

Oko aje o ni ba e. Ti e ni yio baje. Lolz

u no go fall inside well during dry season o {na rainy season he shld fall abi}

U will nt fall into a well without water
anybody that says u will not return, u won't meet the person at home( u'll meet the person on the way home, so that the person can finish u)