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World Women's Conference by Tinkybabe(f): 7:18pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first speaker, from England , stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The second speaker, from America , stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered. The third speaker, from Nigeria , stood up:After last year conference I go house and tell my husband that I no go do im cooking, cleaning or go market for am again, and dat he go dey do am imsef. After the first day i no see anytin. the second day sef, I see notin. But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye. |
Re: World Women's Conference by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Nice one.it is original |
Re: World Women's Conference by freecocoa(f): 7:54pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Nice one Tinky,got me laughing hard. |
Re: World Women's Conference by Nabilah: 8:06pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
lol.. 1 Like |
Re: World Women's Conference by dani1luv: 6:57pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Loooool |
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