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Stupid Baby Names by ravenzord(m): 5:32pm On Dec 10, 2007
A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
Re: Stupid Baby Names by ademiller(f): 5:54pm On Dec 11, 2007
@poster, as in waht the heck does this mean undecided
Re: Stupid Baby Names by saucekid(m): 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2007
ade,
help me ask am oooo
Re: Stupid Baby Names by topeteadr(m): 12:27am On Dec 12, 2007
Pls help me ask also.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Nobody: 12:33am On Dec 12, 2007
@topic
i don't get it. . . embarassed
Re: Stupid Baby Names by topeteadr(m): 12:37am On Dec 12, 2007
U cant, the joke's meaningless.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by gee2(m): 2:50am On Dec 12, 2007
@poster àbì na banner, na refrigirator fall on top d last pikin head we make am dey backfire?
Re: Stupid Baby Names by dapsins69(m): 7:09am On Dec 12, 2007
funny cos somethin tells me his momma told him dat joke!

does that mean he's the last kid?
Re: Stupid Baby Names by topeteadr(m): 10:01am On Dec 12, 2007
Seems so.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by temmysexy(f): 10:02am On Dec 12, 2007
lol shocked shocked grin nice grin
Re: Stupid Baby Names by ravenzord(m): 4:13pm On Dec 12, 2007
It's actually an I.Q test,u only get d joke if ur I.Q's 150 nd above.sorry,dumbasses
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Nobody: 10:27pm On Dec 12, 2007
ravenzord:

It's actually an I.Q test,u only get d joke if your I.Q's 150 nd above.[/b]sorry,dumbasses

ok, dumbass. . .just a hint for the next time you decide to post a joke. . .make it funny,at least . And two thumbs up for you, that you have an [b]"IQ of 150 and above"
. . .hisses
Re: Stupid Baby Names by topeteadr(m): 10:36pm On Dec 12, 2007
Wtf is going on.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Uzzyan: 10:39pm On Dec 12, 2007
ravenzord:

It's actually an I.Q test,u only get d joke if your I.Q's 150 nd above.sorry,dumbasses
No u dont get it, it was so clear ok. Beside next time dont use jokes to test ones IQ alright

@ toyin
I will always fight for u and pinny u know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ tope
Not serious
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Nobody: 10:52pm On Dec 12, 2007
@uzzy
ehrrrrrrrm ok

@tope
dnt mind that mumu jo. . . ravenzord is inferring that who ever didn't get his sh^ttya$$ joke is stupid . . .
Re: Stupid Baby Names by topeteadr(m): 11:12pm On Dec 12, 2007
U guys should hv ignored the dumbfcu!<.
Replying his post, actually gives him the idea he/she a human.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Migines(m): 11:34pm On Dec 12, 2007
Hmmm. . . bravo!
Even wit an I.Q over 150 u still type sh!t.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by mystikalb2(m): 12:04am On Dec 13, 2007
@uzzyan


toyinrayo n pinny ka
Re: Stupid Baby Names by topeteadr(m): 12:13am On Dec 13, 2007
Hmmmmm . . . . . . . , . . . .
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Nobody: 12:23am On Dec 13, 2007
@mystikalb2
can you give me a reason why my name is going in and out of your mouth? dude, i don't even know you. , . don't take offense, just asking a question undecided
Re: Stupid Baby Names by cuteNhot(f): 12:28am On Dec 13, 2007
@poster.
no disrespect
but a joke like that could only come from someone
who had a fridge fell on them grin


now thats a real joke
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Migines(m): 12:33am On Dec 13, 2007
I DONT! Think so.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by dapsins69(m): 6:51am On Dec 13, 2007
if ur I.Q is 150 and above, as u say and i post that kind of funny joke>



i dont wanna be wise then

dumb ass mother bleeper
Re: Stupid Baby Names by Migines(m): 7:16am On Dec 13, 2007
@dapsin
is dat "69" just a random number or wad'a think ed'is?
Just thinking.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by slitty: 8:59am On Dec 13, 2007
very funny

the kid has disoriented speech cos refrigerator fell on his head when he was born

ldmsao
grin grin
Re: Stupid Baby Names by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Dec 13, 2007
okay guys on behalf of poster my apologies embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

dammit! wen i was typn the joke the fridge fell on my head, and i farted, dats why i typed dat rubbish u there embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
but i promise 2 giv u guys something better, provided u guys dont bla bla bla for a yr grin grin grin grin
Re: Stupid Baby Names by tessybaby(f): 11:03am On Dec 13, 2007
hey
clem and blablabla
na only death go do them part
Re: Stupid Baby Names by ravenzord(m): 11:00am On Dec 14, 2007
Y'all,neva knew dis thing would turn out dis way,d old me wouldn't allow y'all 2 get away with cussing me lik dat,'specially since i've gat lotsa swear words in my flocabulary,but i just got converted 2day so i'm goin 2 do an akon on you nd 'pologise;sorry dat my joke was 2 refined,sorry dat it didn't appeal 2 you,sorry dat our tastes were different,sorry 4 d dumbass remark,sorry 4 having a 162 I.Q.Please don't tell me u'll do a timbaland/one republic on me.So we're cool,rite?
Re: Stupid Baby Names by mellow(m): 11:10am On Dec 14, 2007
Guys, the poster is right. If you guys are smart you would have noticed that

There is a little dot before the 150 in order wards the jokes is for retards like him.

Imagine having an I.Q of .150, nothing less than a retarded slowpoke.
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Re: Stupid Baby Names by clemcykul(f): 3:06pm On Dec 14, 2007
'MELLOW! lol
Re: Stupid Baby Names by ravenzord(m): 4:12pm On Dec 14, 2007
Bleep conversion,see this mellow fcukface who flunked kindergarten nd can't afford a pair of glasses,everybody dey talk u sef dey talk.Go Bleep urself.
Re: Stupid Baby Names by slitty: 4:17pm On Dec 14, 2007
chei, thats too harsh,
this is a joke thread, kindly laugh it off

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