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| Expensive by tjtj1(m): 10:20pm On Dec 10, 2007 |
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Thru a bell boy, he found the best in town. When the lady came, he asked: "How much is your service?" The lady said: "$100 for a hand job." "What? Why so expensive?" the guy asked in amazement. The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him: "Do you see that shiny red Porsche down there? That's what I earned by my hand!" The guy was convinced and decided to try her service. It was great! So he asked, "What else can you do?" The lady said: "For $200 I'll give you a Mouth Gig." "What? That's way too expensive for a Mouth Action!" he replied. The lady brought him to the window again, and said: "Do you see the restaurant down there? That's what I've earned with my mouth!" So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200. It was unbeliveable! So he decided he wanted to try the "real" thing. So he asked: "How much for real intercourse?" The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said: "Do you see that skyscraper there? It would have been mine a long time ago if I had a pussy!" |
| Re: Expensive by clemcykul(f): 3:35pm On Dec 11, 2007 |
ha ha ha nice tee jay  |
| Re: Expensive by topeteadr(m): 11:51pm On Dec 11, 2007 |
I'm lmao. |
| Re: Expensive by Neyoyo(m): 10:20pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
So the lady in question was actually a man,quite funny.   |
| Re: Expensive by topeteadr(m): 10:31pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
Guess so. |
| Re: Expensive by Migines(m): 11:50pm On Dec 12, 2007 |
ewwww |
| Re: Expensive by topeteadr(m): 12:07am On Dec 13, 2007 |
Fxah ewwwwwwwwwwwww. |
| Re: Expensive by Ritik: 11:44am On Dec 13, 2007 |
ibabooooooooo cat got her pus, |
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