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The Bride Tells Her Husband by kinglarry(m): 4:19pm On Apr 06, 2006
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kajad(m): 4:22pm On Apr 06, 2006
abi? smiley smiley cheesy cheesy
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by charlisco(m): 5:17pm On Apr 06, 2006
that girl must be sexually active
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by diddy4(m): 8:12pm On Apr 06, 2006
is that guy for real. 3 rounds and his yelling, shiiiiittt, thats so gay. he should stop complaining and fu*k jo. grin grin
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by spikelord(m): 12:13am On Apr 07, 2006
Haha.
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Efani(m): 12:19am On Apr 07, 2006
Diddy doesn't know where to put his prisoner lol
He wants to in the guard not the prison
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by cloneu(m): 1:52pm On Apr 07, 2006
I hope he learn,that will teach hiim explain in detail next he's ask any question grin
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Bakassi: 3:08pm On Apr 07, 2006
Is it true?
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kinglarry(m): 3:16pm On Apr 07, 2006
Bakassi:

Is it true?

You wanna know?
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by diddy4(m): 7:44pm On Apr 07, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by xdos(m): 7:56pm On Apr 09, 2006
oh Larry ur too good, Love dat
my lungs are bursting
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Zahymaka(m): 8:06pm On Apr 09, 2006
Nice one. Next time he'll tell her how many times the prisoner is supposed to be allowed to escape.
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Oracle(m): 2:33am On Apr 10, 2006
Believe me i couldn't stop laughing
what a prisoner

Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by larger20(m): 3:07am On Apr 10, 2006
this is so funny. I can see why no woman has replied. they cant stand to last this long, we men all fantasize this but its not really easy to Bleep a girl for hours.
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kellygirl(f): 8:46am On Apr 24, 2006
i love dat woman cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by belloti(m): 12:51pm On Apr 24, 2006
Next Time he should tell her the prisoner is on parole.
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by doshbass(m): 3:39pm On Apr 24, 2006
The husband might need a helping hand
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Zahymaka(m): 4:54pm On Apr 24, 2006
doshbass:

The husband might need a helping hand

From the looks of things she's a natural nympho. I doubt you'd be able to meet the demand.
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by diddy4(m): 5:13pm On Apr 24, 2006
Zahymaka:

From the looks of things she's a natural nympho. I doubt you'd be able to meet the demand.

let her try me. grin
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by O4real(m): 7:46pm On Apr 24, 2006
kingLarry Rocks!!! cool cool cool
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by kinglarry(m): 8:35pm On Apr 25, 2006
If I am the hunsband, ohhh God,
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by jaybaby(f): 11:40am On Oct 25, 2006
kinglarry --WHAT WILL YOU DO--PPLE ;LIKE YOU NA ONLY MOUTH 'EM GET
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by oge4real(f): 12:19pm On Oct 28, 2006
i don't blame the girl o!after a long time of denial.if na you nko? grin grin
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by daviespan(m): 12:44pm On Oct 28, 2006
kellygirl:

i love that woman cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

and i you grin
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by jaybaby(f): 5:40pm On Oct 28, 2006
& u 2 angry angry angry angry MUMUSCO tongue
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Alexos(m): 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2006
Damn funny!


The prisoner need to stay in there unless more prisoners will be recruited oh!

But for a first timer, thats awesome.
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by dhikrah(f): 9:45am On Oct 29, 2006
what a rib-cracking joke!

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