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Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 11:49pm On May 05, 2017 |
Giddyperson: aunty giddyma...shouldn't you be breast feeding /catching up on sleep my smooching role model. second only to aunty Farydah our master champion.... |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:17pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
Giddyperson:I missed it happy mummyhood fyn. hope the pumping isn't too bad |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 4:06pm On Apr 21, 2017 |
zaynie: lol. I doubt it o. only case 2 has the chance and capabilities of reading my diary...but yeah. I seriously need an upgrade. maybe I should join #giddybaby and her friends your children. They are still too young and innocent to be corrupted by this world ehen aunty how far with the patching up? 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 6:58pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
#celebrations in accordance *buys ogogoro for the elders in the land *buys Palm wine for everybody *buys fanta for giddyperson *dances atilogwu and sekem unto the village square Ladies and gentlemen the moment we have all been waiting for has arrived... *drum roll #giddybaby has arrived the B/A was sometime earlier today. can't believe I missed it Congrats babe @giddyperson. Welcome to seggzy mamahood. We thank God for his awesomeness and your safe delivery. very sorry they tore your nether regionals. Hope you are doing good and ready for the pumping. our baby must not starve o. Oh and try rest small. *patiently waits to hear when they will book her flight for omugwo 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:49pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
zaynie: sorry o. Hope you guys patch up/kiss and make up soon....we dey wait patiently for the mushy mush gist 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:17pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Aunty Zaynie tell us your own o. How did you meet your hubby? how did he propose? any wedding gist? |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 6:47pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
farydah: ehya. wow. only 3 weeks of married life and you were panicking when you saw period? pele o...wait. were you ovulating before or after the wedding.I.e. could it have been within your fertile window? Lol @ expected to be preggers immediately. no chill abeg. but then again you were planning a honeymoon baby so I understand. Plus you two had been together for plenty of years so I guess baby was first thing you expected when married. haba ! a whole wedding day reducedto 'i just wore my dress'. na wao |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 2:07pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
zaynie:Lol. we have sighted you madam! your own is coming o please wait 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 2:06pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
zaynie:Lol. we have sighted you madam! your own is coming o please wait |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 2:05pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
farydah: Lol. lucky present hubby sha. 9 years is still a gap o...how was the wedding day? And finding out you were preggers? |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 9:02am On Apr 17, 2017 |
farydah: Lmno @ just woke up and said you weren't doing again. 9 years is sha a big age gap o. Glad you're still friends and both married. what if he hadn't gotten over you since then? |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:09pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Giddyperson: we see you o: master kisser kissing champion lip massager carressing specialist swallow expert tongue exerciser *wehdone ma 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:04pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
farydah: Lol. actually started rereading your diary so I know your Yoruba nysc guy. you sha forgot to mention he was short....or that you smooched him twice ehya. glad you ended up with your current baby daddy sha after all the thick and thin..' how come no stories about first BF? what happened with him? |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 9:48pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
farydah: Lol @ride or die. and the proposal sef. Chai but at least it's good to know he was geared towards long term and not all those jati jati campus chop and clean mouth guys. hahaha. what if pretend boyfriend had got him brother zoned for life? it was also a risk o. Lol @ the kissing in front of hostel veterans... wait o. which one was only kissed 3 guys in your life?? who were the other two? |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:31pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
farydah: awwwwww so romantic.... thanks for sharing. 8 years...wow. but only two break ups? how did he propose?(* giggles on all her curiousity) but wait o. pretend boyfriend kwa? Lol. talk about moves. Mr Farydah tried o. hehehe. Shame about the gp dropping..I'm guessing it picked up eventually . see Rove o I am happy with the gist ma. *kneels |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 7:24pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Lol...we all wait in anticipation for #giddybaby. @farydah no gist?? chai. upon all my salutation? . oya give us short of how you and husby met. or one of your BS stories. I'm curious o |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:52pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
farydah: Happy anniversary o madam!!! wow. it's been 4 years already? chai. mehn. I missed out on plenty wedding cake o. hope you and hubby had a lovely day. gist us if need be Here's to many more awesome years |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:28am On Apr 13, 2017 |
farydah:My sister is fine and with my mum. She and I are doing long distance relationship so I hear from her at least once a week. wait o. isn't your anniversary some time this month?? |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 5:11am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Giddyperson: Lol. sorry o. Was being extra/trying to copy your writing style. Hope you're doing good sha. ehen wait o. no gist on baby shower @fyngal1: happy long time no see too where did you disappear to sef? @Farydah I'm fine. #wethankGod . lol. by the way the posts you share entertain me o. between you and breathing and giddyperson I feel like I've moved to the family section and bbnaija page....meanwhile when I go to the section on my own I never find such gisty threads and pages |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 11:23pm On Apr 12, 2017 |
'The BS'- as told by @giddyperson I was walking on my way to work after my daily commute via keke napep (I'm too bougie for okadas plus my condition makes them scarier) when the first contractions started. I wouldn't have had to stress myself being last days to delivery but son of man had decided that morning to leave the house before me and take the car too. Like he forgot I needed to get to work biko. I had skipped breakfast because i was running late so grabbed the last few udaras in the kitchen before heading out. Lol. After the poop delivery I should know better but there's not much else I can stomach these days. Back to B.S.. so contractions started and all i could think was to tell little bubbles to stop disturbing me. After all we must both make it back home safely or at least to the work toilet. The pain was sharp but also didn't feel as exaggerated as all those nollywood films make it. With them Lord knows if the baby was holding a scissors and stabbing them behind the scenes. The pain was spaced out and I was able to carry out most of my work functions. Of course there was extra tasks dashed to me hohoho. As if they forgot it was a pregnant almost due woman they dumped on. If only my colleagues knew I soon wouldn't be around and they would need to do the yeye work themselves. I couldn't wait to give them the satisfaction sha. Around midday however the pains kept coming and going very quickly. I had messaged baby to hurry up and do fast as he could not forget my hospital bag. Hohoho. He told me he was ready for anything but said he knew I was just joking. I told him that was how I would just arrive home with a naked baby and no diapers from the hospital. He eventually took me seriously sha. At least enough to ask why I was being so dramatic. *rolls eyes * cause baby is here duh! Didn't wait long until my water broke. Was kind of embarrassed but what better way to announce to the office that I was going on maternity leave. Was rushed to hospital and on my way all i was thinking was that my sis was at CDS. Who was going to clean the house biko? And feed the omugwo guests? Plus baby wasn't answering his phone so I was pissed. Made it to the hospital to meet two fake smiling nurses. One of them had a loose braid wig and stuck her fat fingers down me to announce I was 7cm dilated. An hour later the Dr checked on me and said I was 10cm. Praise the Lord! I was later prepped for the delivery and held down while my legs were in the air Christmas chicken style. All the screaming and push push I expected to hear were not mentioned o. Braids wig was just telling me to breathe like a hippo and squeeze the baby out of my waist. I was exhausted but excited and couldn't wait to watch bubbles pop out. Eventually she came....i can't describe the moment or feeling cause she practically ripped my abdomen apart but seeing her (after she was cleaned up) was more than worth it. Baby eventually located me and later was gushing at how much the baby looks like his grandmother. *rolls eyes*. My perfect little one is finally here. At last....all my days in the pregnancy thread have come to an end (well till next baby ) and I can finally start asking weird new born questions. Breast feeding still feels weird but I'm getting used to it . Welcome Chinazam Ebube Alosiby Bright. Cant wait to officially send you on errands Disclaimer : The above was completely a work of fiction. Any and all criticism is appreciated. dedicated to all the impatient waiters anticipating the Real B.S. To my dearest @Giddyperson wishing you all the best and a safe delivery. This was written in anticipation and to hopefully make you laugh. All my love Alosiby 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 8:12am On Apr 09, 2017 |
farydah: @Farydah I can't wait for her EDD too hope you and the boys are doing great. @Fyngal welcome back your shout out had me giggling @breathing stop eating agbalumo/udara jare o :-/ |
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 9:05pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
@screwface sorry to hear about your loss.God knows 1 Like |
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