D1KeleVra:

why u dey look mirror dey talk to ya sef?

How far guys

Guys watin now move head

D1KeleVra:

i never forget. . . na my right hand i go use

Talk true you don 4get
Can you pass the test?

D1KeleVra:

I nor be half cast. . . which test? U don dey hear things abi?

PS. I,m not Basketmouth, neither am I a basket mouth. . . take ya time. . . i dey quick vesx

Infact this guy na AKPAN brother u dey quick vesx who u want vexs for i go Bucha ur face if u don't keep ur mouth short ice=cream

OBVIOUS:

This belongs in the Jokes section----- hahahahahahahahahahahahha------

Yea sometime there is need to let people know thing like this in the family,It look like a joke but it's a reality.

Simonwal:

@kinboy,your jokes are superb
more of it!!!

Thank u simon wale have posted another one je re take your time to go through it, It's a pleasure. For u only get it out(Below)
Enjoy it i know u will be a good person u always appreciate good thing u r not like that basket mouth (D1KelVra) D1 r u an 1/2cast,

D1Kelvra Don't try to post any comment on this because i know u can't past the TEST

HERE I GO AGAIN

If u are a Guy, will u pass this test?

Ladies, be sincere with yourself. Will u have also passed this Test if you are Guy?

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

D1KeleVra:

na butty hands Fresh to death

why did u reply 'clemcy' r u the only one in the house, His ur hands like monky or chicken

stewie:


Wow, I honestly don't think I'd pass that test. Atkinson, if this is a true story, I'd like to emulate & know you in person. I should gear up for such challenges as even my soon-to-wed fiancee is a regular visitor to Nairaland. How much more can one test a marriage on fidelity grounds?

Lord have mercy

My advise for you is always but GOD first in all your plan, Don't be too smart. MAY GOD help you in all your endeavours.

D1KeleVra:

Jesus!

Kaii what is that why r u shouting jesus.

who told u that

If u are a Guy, will u pass this test?

Ladies, be sincere with yourself. Will u have also passed this Test if you are Guy? Please i need you advise to solve the situation.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.
When i got there,

If u are a Guy, will u pass this test?

Ladies, be sincere with yourself. Will u have also passed this Test if you are Guy? Please i need you advise.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

poltiics for nigriae,na paidpaid
elcetoin 1120!!!
we msut vtoe for yaardaua

Duddy is about to blast another joke let's go boy

Cut your shoe to your size don't say femi use 8.5% of his annual pay so you too want to do so ore it's better think before you do so,

Who told you that i don't read my bible wella i know sodom n gomorrah is not war field but is a dissater ground. Or did u pray to be in sodom n gomorra condition mr teacher.

sodomites in collabo with gormmorra
WHAT'S SODOME AND GORMMORRA DOING IN THESE MATTER NOW,GUYS CAN U PLEASE TELL THIS ICE-CREAM MAN,TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER THIS PLACE IS NOT A BATTLE FIELD

You want me to be born again or come again? ice-cream

i reach to didn't u enjoy it TALK TRUE

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Re: Deliver Us From Akpan
« #27 on: Yesterday at 11:53:22 PM »

na all your middle names be that?

AKPAN HIS EVEN SMART THAN YOU, SAY THE TRUE I WILL SET YOU FREE IS AKPAN YOU REAL NAME

what a heartless people

IF YOU ARE SOFT HEARTED PLEASE ONCE AGAIN DON'T VEIW BELOW PICTURES

what a heartlees people

TOBA n FHEMMMMY SURE YOU GET HEART TO SEE THE CLUE

hoooooo no switz 1 nig 0

what a miss

Did u think akpan is mumu or smart

Thank yo very much i have read it nice one studio lady

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.



Those who remained talked about their kids.



The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."



The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline company, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."



The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best Universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."



The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"



One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the Successes of our sons. , What about your son?"



The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."



The three friends said: "What a shame, What a disappointment."



The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."





Best Regards

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