Are they back from Santafrica ?

That Awkward moment when a Pastor in a commercial vehicle says "Tell your neighbour....". Guy, you're on your own o.

Abosi31:

lol this guy angry pass me o :-D :-D

seriously, e reach to vex.

And that one of staying on a prayer point for too long is damn ridiculous. Why should I keep repeating one sentence over and over again ? Is God having a hard time decoding whah I'm trying to say? Is wao.

Oh.. So I'm not alone in this? Thanks Op for bringing this up.
On the part of screaming into the mics, its not only the church members that suffer the ear-aches; I equally suffer this noise pollution from my house, my supposed comfort zone. I mean...why will a sane religious society mount those Ahuja horn speakers outside their church? Why are they shoving their noise down our ears? Even in the quiet night, they still scream! Arghhhh!!!
The thunder that will fire The Lord's Chosen Church in my neighborhood is still peeling melon seeds.

And the so-called police will not do anything to enforce civility. All they want is egunje. Pfft!!

Slimboy94: who is maheeda?

Maheed is a name of a person , animal, pplace or thing.

soloqy:

This is becoming tiresome of me trying to clarify issues with readers this often.
In your bid to help make my supposedly ambiguous proposition less ambiguous, you misinterpreted the whole ideology altogether.
Here are ur points:

(A) I have a commercial Project that I am seeking someone here to handle.

For Pete's sake, I'm NOT particularly after building a commercial website. Despite the fact that I included Estate management as an option, I only included it should a developer see it as the easiest kind of Web application he/she can build. Remember, I said the developer should choose the easiest Web application he can build. its entirely up to him/her.

My budget for such and such a project is _____ .

Here, I expect that after the developer chooses what kind of Web site that is easiest for him to develope, he will then give me the bill. Is that not a right norm?

The site is for a business that engages in ______ . It is a Job application portal/image sharing portal/Estate management website. Its either this or that then people would know they are not wasting their time.

Like I stated earlier, make your choice. JUST ONE CHOICE NOT THE THREE. From my opinion, image sharing portal is easiest.

You say its to run comparison tests on both sites built on two platforms so after that then what?

I have made it known that this is an M.Sc project. And I hope you know that "findings" form the most reason for embarking on Research. its all about curiosity. So leave the "then what" to me for now. It's a thing of discourse between me and my supervisor. A successful project outcome can now be published to the full view of interested readers. In other words, if you are not interested solely on delivering what I asked for, simply move on.
Kappish?

webkuti: Hello sir,


It's not easy to play with ASP.NET or PHP. Most import is Idea, to create the website. We need to create layout design and there will be a lot of pages. It ok fine. we are ready to do, but you said this"" It's merely for comparing both technologies- PHP and ASP.NET,
and nothing else"".

Why do you want to compare those to languages?. I do not understand.

I'm fully aware of the complexity of building a website. I am a Web developer as well, though not as a full-time profession.
To clarify the comparison I'm talking about, it means I want to compare

1)the server-request-time of both websites (that is, to find out which of the two similarly-looking websites, built differently with PHP and ASP.NET, feeds back information to clients at a faster speed than the other).

2)susceptibility of security threats to both websites. That is, both websites would be tested to ascertain the susceptibility level of attacks such as XSS, SQL Injection, etc. In other words, use the security scanners you have determine the site that gets the higher susceptibility level of threats.

it's built on PHP.
plentyoffish.com is one of the most heavily-visited sites in the world, it is built on ASP.NET

you can compare those 2 website.

and plentyoffish.com are entirely two different websites. They have differing concepts and functionality features. While one is mainly a commercial site, the other is a dating site. Need I say that the graphics used on both sites are also totally different?
See, both php and asp.net are great Web building technologies, no doubt; but each has its pros and cons. One may provide clients with a faster response (most probably because one is compiled, and not interpreted). One may also provide tighter security measures to clients due to one reason or the other. So the idea of this project is basically to compare these factors. But to get a candid comparison, each of the sites has to be similar in every respect, save for the technologies used in building them. Therefore, your idea of me comparing olx and plentyoffish.com isn't a perfect one. No offence intended.

PHP is a server scripting language, and is a powerful tool for making dynamic and interactive Web pages quickly.

PHP is a widely-used, free, and efficient alternative to competitors such as Microsoft's ASP.

ASP.NET is a development framework for building web pages and web sites with HTML, CSS, JavaScript and server scripting.

ASP.NET supports three different development models:
Web Pages, MVC (Model View Controller), and Web Forms:

Like I earlier implied, I know the rudiments of Web building technologies. One thing, however, to add to is this: make do with the simplest model of asp.net development that suits whatever type of site you want to build. I will appropriately notify the readers of my completed project (ie, in the project report) the limitations under which this project was carried out.

If you are interested, just call us or email us. Sorry we not create the website for simply...


Thank you so much
www.webkuti.com.ng

I hope I've been able to clarify issues here?

spikes C:

Soooo hilarious

Do I take it that you ain't fit for the task?

@ webkuti, I have addressed your questions in my mail to you. Moreover, The original post also addresses most of your questions. Kindly go through it again.
Thank you.

^^ @ webkuti, you got Mail!

cyrielo: contact us www.cyrielowebdesign.com
paul@cyrielowebdesign.com

08163589827

You got Mail!

spikes C: BTW, i am still waiting for your email.

support at spikesinteractive.com

You got Mail!

webkuti: Do you need my help?.. I can create, check my website


www.webkuti.com.ng

Thanks for your interest. However, this project is beyond mere creation of websites. It also entails stress testing and vulnerability testing. Still up to the task?

mj: Email me: oshadami[dot]mj[at]gmail[dot]com, i will get it done.

You got Mail!

spikes C: I am up for the task.

But being a curious person, i would really wanna know why?
I suppose no developer would put his interest into wat he doesn't know the reason/outcome of the endeavour.

if u're looking to employ ppl or its a competition, just say so. You'll definitely get more hands in the air than the way u did which some ppl might term arrogance.

No one wants to work with an arrogant person

Thanks for your interest and concerns. But I want to assure you that this ain't no competition or seeking to employ ppl, as you termed it. In actuality, it is part of an academic project (M.Sc to be precise) which I intend to embark upon. Having said that, putting up the reason for/outcome of the project is almost revealing the entire concept of the project from which my intellect can be hijacked. Ordinarily, I have already revealed enough for an intelligent individual to decipher what I intend to achieve. So, I think what should be ur utmost concern is getting the job done as needed by the client.

Project requirements summary:
1)Build 2 similar websites using asp.net and php
2)stress the server with Web server stressing tool (Paessler, most preferred)
3)Scan the websites using Web Security scanners (3minimum)

IN DETAILS
I need a Web builder to build two basic websites with asp.net and php technologies.
This project is three-tiered.

1) Feel free to choose the simplest kind of Web application you want to design; be it picture sharing site, Blog site or; estate management for property sale/rentals; or any other kind. Each of both websites must, however, have the minimum features as follows: login, search, and comment facilities.

The entire design concept of the sites is also up to you. But I can provide you with a sample Web application and it's working concept if you so desire.
Updated ============================
NB. You must, however, provide me with a documentation of your concept, if you decide to make use of your ideology; as well as necessary screen shots, be it ur ideology or mine.
====================================

More so, both websites would have similar additional functionality features you may wish to add.
In fact, any graphics you use on one must be used on the other. Both websites will have the same look and feel. The only difference should be the technologies used in building them; in this case, asp.net and php.

2) Now, after you have built them, host them on a single server (most preferably, an offline server ie, one local to ur system), and stress the server to find the server's request-times and the stability of its services to clients. In other words, a Web stressing tool is required. I will recommend Paessler Web server stress tool. A sample stress test is attached to this post. If you have any other stress tool, fine, but it must be able to calculate server's response-times (request-times) and the stability of its services to clients


Read the analysis here

3) these hosted websites will also be scanned for security flaws using Web scanners (web crawlers) . This task is to ascertain the disparities in the number of security threats found on both websites. N.B, minimum of three scanners would be used and their respective results should be analysed and presented. There is reason for this, buh I won't border you with long details as to why this is so.


If you are up to the task, signify and we talk further.

Project requirements summary:
1)Build 2 similar websites using asp.net and php
2)stress the server with Web server stressing tool (Paessler, most preferred)
3)Scan the websites using Web Security scanners (3minimum)

IN DETAILS
I need a Web builder to build two basic websites with asp.net and php technologies.
This project is three-tiered.

1) Feel free to choose the simplest kind of Web application you want to design; be it picture sharing site, Blog site or; estate management for property sale/rentals; or any other kind. Each of both websites must, however, have the minimum features as follows: login, search, and comment facilities.

The entire design concept of the sites is also up to you. But I can provide you with a sample Web application and it's working concept if you so desire.

More so, both websites would have similar additional functionality features you may wish to add.
In fact, any graphics you use on one must be used on the other. Both websites will have the same look and feel. The only difference should be the technologies used in building them; in this case, asp.net and php.

2) Now, after you have built them, host them on a single server (most preferably, an offline server ie, one local to ur system), and stress the server to find the server's response-times and the stability of its services to clients. In other words, a Web stressing tool is required. I will recommend Paessler Web server stress tool. A sample stress test is attached to this post. If you have any other stress tool, fine, but it must be able to calculate server's response-times and the stability of its services to clients


Read the analysis here

3) these hosted websites will also be scanned for security flaws using Web scanners (web crawlers) . This task is to ascertain the disparities in the number of security threats found on both websites. N.B, minimum of three scanners would be used and their respective results should be analysed and presented. There is reason for this, buh I won't border you with long details as to why this is so.


If you are up to the task, signify and we talk further.

Lol@ "whooping sum of £0.00"

Cool, invisible man is playing ice hockey. Oh wait....


Durant gets old so fast. Oh wait... its not his head.


Look guys shes floating. Oh wait... nice camouflage.


This isn't even my FINAL FORM!

#ALL~COPIED

This girl looks like she has a hairy arm but its just a man's leg.


Wow, those are huge muscles for a girl. Oh wait... its not her arm its his.


Oh look at that a new mythical creature, a half zebra and a half human. Oh wait.. its only a girl riding in a zebra sculpture.


A cute photo of a kid and his dog, it looks like a boy with a head of a dog.


I have to stare it for a long time to figure out that its not his arm but of a kid.

A confusing photo of a couple. Yeah! There's something wrong with the photo. Mind Blown!


A woman with a strange arm. Oh wait, its another's girl arm. Funny hidden illusion!


This photo shows a man with a face of a dog. This dog and this man are in perfect symbiosis!


It looks like a girl with boy's head. Quite confusing!


Funny illusion of a woman that looks like she has many legs and arms.

A contortionist with no hands and has legs that looks too long for the body.


Look at the 2 ladies on the right. They look like conjoined twins. Funny illusion!


Those cute lovely couple, poor boy he's amputated. Oh wait... its the girl's arm.


Wow! What a huge bicept for a girl. Oh wait, its just her leg.


A man and a woman facing each other. The hair of the woman looks like a man's beard.

OMG! That girl is naked. Oh wait, its just a girls arm. You're dirty minded!


It is the girls legs not the guy's, the guy is at the back you can even see his legs (in the photo) it is the chicks legs.


At first look, it looks like a man with woman's body or a woman with a man's head. But if you look closely, you can see the hair of the woman in the right side shoulder of the man.


Funny illusion of a kid that looks like he has a very long arms. It looks like slender man when he was a kid.


Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky take their adorable 10-month-old daughter India out for lunch when this photo was taken and its looks like Chris is holding baby Elsa.

^^

^^Nice piece. Thanks.

peejaycafe: Guys i intend going for an online certification exam @ w3schools.com Their tutorials are okay and its worth learning though.But i want to know is their certificate worth the paper

Please contribute

Please, I need contributions to this.
Thanks.

peejaycafe: Guys i intend going for an online certification exam @ w3schools.com Their tutorials are okay and its worth learning though.But i want to know is their certificate worth the paper

Please contribute

Please, I need contributions to this.
Thanks.

Etumgbe: Show us ur car na

Is it necessary?

Okija_juju: Bros!!

[b]You try scatter...

Keep it up!!



@ IMO STATE: Shey when I snap my own, people say na lie say no be Owerri I snap, oya na, make una show me the difference btw my own and this guy own?!

Atleast, Rochas don give contract out to repaint Owerri!! [/b]

Bros, I hail u pass. I say make I take cue from u na

It's been a wonderful trip, I tell y'all. Thank you for hanging on to view the very last of the Pics.
For those who liked them and appreciated them/me, God bless.
For those who showed displeasure, together maybe, we can make Nigeria a more beautiful place to be.
Not forgetting the MOD, thank you for making my first post to hit the FP! I hope to maintain similar feat.
Burbye.