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My name is Barr. EllisMorgan Counsel to Mr. Joshua of SCOAN

Ten days ago, my client during his quiet time asked his god to show him the candidate with the most votes and his god showed him a woman.

His god further told him it will be a narrow win.

However, his god did not know the election is won by electoral college votes and not popular votes as in the case of Nigeria

What I am not sure is if his god is a nigerian. My client Mr. Joshua has not come clear on that.

Thank you.

lilmax:
he should keep quiet, he effed up big time

Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.

my respect is gone for him

Totally gone. Against all odds I respected him. But not anymore. At least not for his prophecies. Maybe his philanthropy will do

Often times I refuse to comment on his prophesies becos I wouldn't want to anger God (IF it was really God that said).....
But today I have seen and confirmed that dis is indeed a false prophecy. I took out time to watch youtube videos and saw his mouth move and heard his voice and I have confirmed that TB joshua is a false prophet going by dis election.

chai... now I know.

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God is soaking your cane in crude oil.......

He once said he she was his crush. I'm not surprised.

rokiatu:
She's hot no homo.

Her skin tone is bomb.com

But u ain't so proud of ur own skin tone. Non of my bizness anyway.

cosby02:
I dont know why siasia refuse to take this guy to Olympic oo

Don't know why pple keep making this insinuation. His club did not release him.

Integrityfarms:
Your decision not to go for the Olympics has paid you off boy!

#wisenwaigbo

It wasn't his decision to make. It was his club's.

The writer rightly said it a "fiction of Trump,s outburst about nigeria".
So u see, dis shit ain't real.

amakodi247:
Fellow nairalanders how true can this be....let's break this down
1, where did he find this out...house or where he bought it
2, if it is at the shop he bought it..how come the seller never saw it considering the bring out this water for sample everyday and take them inside after the days business.how come it was not noticed my people..
3, if he saw it at home...the question is why did he not notice it at the place of purchase .
4, why would the seller not see this frog when the water was been supplied and the buyer that is the guy telling us this bulshit..why did he not notice it until he got home considering that this rubber is well transparent...
Guys this story is not true from all analysis or the frog was sent to this guy from his village...so he should visit a spiritualist for solution and do not go about spoiling some one else business.

You have raised salient questions but trust me, its very likely that water was produced by Cway. I am very familiar wit the workings and operational procedures involved in water production.
The production line is not foolproof. I'v actually seen dis b4 but thank goodness it was discovered during production. We double checked and figured out where the fault came from and it was fixed.

Dis is most likely to happen during the rainy season.
Make no mistakes, I am not justifying this anomaly cos it is totally avoidable.

Dragonking:
The annoying thing with Nigerians like you is that you don't ever appreciate one thing your fellow countrymen are doing to keep the flag flying despite having a useless government. Brazil is the host country and yet they struggled to qualify after two goaless matches despite their government providing everything for them. We were the first to qualify in this whole tournament but am sure you didn't know that initially that's why you were running your mouth up and down. Appreciate these boys, with what they have gone through, no one will expect them to pass group stage.

First of all, I appreciate myself though still very young, am doing my best to stay happy in this "useless government"
2. I appreciate Segun Toriola as the highest capped Olympian in Africa
3. I appreciate Quadri for being the first african to reach the quater finals in Mens tennis in the olympics tho he later crashed out to d world number 1
4. I appreciate the Rowing lady that barely sponsored herself against all odds and currently scaled thru to d semi's.
5. I appreciate the D'tigers for their efforts tho they have been losing serially and will still lose to Spain today
6. I appreciate Blessing Okagbare our best hope of a medal
7. I appreciate the dream team that still played well against all odds except against colombia of course even after they were referred to as citizens of the united states of nigeria
8. I appreciate my family for allowing me follow the olympics even late @ night.
9. I appreciate you for taking time to read all these

So u see, I'm full of appreciation.
Don't be quick to generalise certain things.

Dragonking:
The annoying thing with Nigerians like you is that you don't ever appreciate one thing your fellow countrymen are doing to keep the flag flying despite having a useless government. Brazil is the host country and yet they struggled to qualify after two goaless matches despite their government providing everything for them. We were the first to qualify in this whole tournament but am sure you didn't know that initially that's why you were running your mouth up and down. Appreciate these boys, with what they have gone through, no one will expect them to pass group stage.

Drag, u r not getting my point. I honestly would hv no ish wit dem if they played their A game as they rightly did against Sweden. These boys came into d match with nothing to fight for hence their poor outing. I bet they would hv done better if something was at stake.

If they played as well as they did against Sweden and still lost or drew, I'd applaud dem rather than given dem some sticks.
U get my point now. It has nothing to do wit patriotism.

I follow futball cos of my crush Mikel and I play Fifa on ps4 wit my brodas, so I know a thing or two about the game.

LastMumu:


You have not said one good thing about the guys representing the National colours all day. Why are you filled with so much negativity?

Was filled with so much optimism prio to d game but dem boys didn't turn up. The defense was in shambles, midfield in quagmire and attack very blunt. The keeper, hmm, am trying not to call him a disaster.

Colombians came blazing from all cylinders, wit a purpose and direction (vectors), Nigerians be running around like scalar quantities.

I believe they'd turn up in d nxt match.
I admire Mikel a lot and he's one of the reasons I follow futball.

Even if they add 45mins extra time, nigerians won't see a shot on goal.

This keeper is d definition of dunce.

Its official. Today is d day all nigerians are allowed to play like amateurs

If u see the way Nigerians are sweating you'd think they are winning by a wide margin

Be has become for nigerians o! Etebo injured.

Mikel, I love u to a fault but you and ur boys didn't turn up today.

Nigerian substitute be running into the pitch like an ostrich

Colombian defense, very compact. They seem to have a game plan and executing it perfectly. Unlike these nigerians running around like headless chicken.

These colombians can slide for life.

Is nigeria playing only two defenders?
Or d other defenders went to urinate?

What kind of a nonsensical defense is dis?

Even worse is d goal keeping. Arrant nonsense.

This colombians are brutal

Colombians exploiting our right back.
That Oyibo defender is not intelligent and unaware of his coverage area.

holyacid:
am here joor, wher in abj are u @

I don't mean "sleep". I actually meant "slipping" the present participle of slip

Nigeria defenders are very unintelligent

Why does everyone seem to be slipping?