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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shame!!! Another Nigerian Graduate Begging For Job (photo) by gulfer: 6:35pm On May 28
As seen along Benin-Abuja expressway. Anoda Nigerian youth begging for job some days before APC's 1 year in office. I wonder wat d APC govt is doing because if we had leaders our youths will not resort to this. Shame to our leaders!!!
Did you bother to read what's on the placard, a par says'done with NYSC 2014'; you are a silly trout. angry angry

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Family / Re: 37-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl by gulfer: 6:21pm On May 28
when he visited the village earlier in the year, he and Abada, whom he described as a retired Biafran soldier, went to have a drink.Ugwu said he paid the bills and told his friend he needed a woman to marry.
Surely, the man is a Northerner grin grin angry angry
Politics / Re: 40 Alleged Quotes From President ROBERT MUGABE That Will Make Your Day. by gulfer: 8:06pm On May 26
17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror.

19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.
^^^ These got me roflmao grin grin
Politics / Re: 40 Alleged Quotes From President ROBERT MUGABE That Will Make Your Day. by gulfer: 7:57pm On May 26
That no 3 is from Peter Edochie and not Mugabe
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Alex Ekwueme In Statehouse On 26th May 2016. by gulfer: 7:20pm On May 26
So where did PDP and IPOD get the story of critical illness


Crime / Re: Corpse Of Corper Igali Ifiemi Found By The Roadside In Lagos by gulfer: 12:54pm On May 25
I suspect cultism, I might be wrong sha.............anyways R.I.P


Politics / Re: How The Economy fared Under Yaradua With Oil @ $40/barrel And The Reality Today by gulfer: 12:25pm On May 25
I have argued on many occasions with my boss who is a fanatical PDP fan and Hausa hating tribal bigot that situation at the moment is not Buhari's fault but stem from absolute mismanagement and massive looting from past government which causing massive hit on our economic system. The wastage and spending spree by GEJ and his croonies make things worse. He is a visionless, clueless and hardened crook. He cared not about saving during the raining days. A small ant is wiser than he is.

But, do I need to continue arguing with a blind person? Make them con sack me wey another oppourtunity no dey?

I often put Government economics with that of private individual on parallel lines. A man who earned 147,000 as a monthly salary will have to take harsh decision when his salary falls to 27,000. Therefore, in order to save face and escape the hard condition, he has to save for the doom days. The standard of living when earning is 147k will be incomparable when earning falls to 27k. So one needs to preprae by saving for the doomdays.

Now on the Government part, Yaradua saved us from experiencing harsh condition in 2008-2009 by saving whooping 67b dollars. He took advantage of the oil boom and saved for the oil fall. His efforts sustained the nation for months running to a year period. This is a man with vision.

Jonathan came in with his voodoo economic team lead by World Bank puppet NOI. They had chances of saving when price of fuel rises to it peak but wasted their oppoutunity. They stole, wasted and shared among themselves our resources and reserve. When oil was selling below $60/barrel, Nigeria was borrowing to pay salaries. This is to show the damages caused on our reserve. We are exposed to harsh hit.

Buhari is a good manager. Even when Oil fell below $30/barrel, he didnt borrow to pay salaries like the fedora hatman did. The damages done to the economy is beyond imagination but he is doing more than enough taking his time and energy to keep us in balance. Nigeria would have been swept away if GEJ had won. I believe in Buhari with time will put Nigeria back on tracks
Your Oga and my Oga are in the same boat cool cool cool
Crime / Re: Yewande Oyediran Charged To Court For Killing Her Husband In Ibadan (Photos) by gulfer: 8:28am On May 25
Does anything apart from 'Evil and Wickedness' come out of the SW these days?

Just an observation......

You are a loony, what's this one here http://www.nairaland.com/3125359/photo-ritualists-behead-two-secondary It happened in Ebonyi which is in SW. angry angry angry
Education / Re: Stranded 42 Ebonyi State Phd Sponsored Students Protests At BBC HQ In Manchester by gulfer: 7:14am On May 25
So that Oyinbo too is from Ebonyi
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Borno Village, Scores Feared killed by gulfer: 6:35am On May 25
Why has no one queried this sauce added to the rice, kwanu
Family / Re: Help! This Girl Wants To Destroy Our Family by gulfer: 6:09am On May 25
Sometime November or thereabout I heard that my elder brother is having a relationship with a girl infact living with the girl under my late father's roof, I confronted him he said that the girl is a good girl that she is godly, she full of godly attributes, describing how the is and everything I told him that is he sure because most girls of these days will go any lent just to secure a man, he defended the girl.

My widowed mum is also living in the same house that my brother went to bring in this girl, ever since the girl came into the family she has caused serious enmity between my mother and my brother, my brother calls my mum all sorts of evil names, he doesn't greet or talk to her anymore,the girl would tel a lie against my mum and my brother wont even ask questions he will just start reacting against the poor widow who he knows has Bp, causing the woman to be weeping every now and then while he goes around misbehaving with this girl, elders have spoken to him that the girl isnt the right person for him, families have spoken yet he ignores everybody.

This same brother of mine was keeping malice with my dad until the man died, now my brother goes about selling my father's land and collecting properties that he didnt work for, eating the money with this same girl. It has gotten bad that the girl has stylish dragged him into doing her introduction so she can have full access and control.

Please I need an honest and sincere advice, my mum is in the village with my brother, I and my 2 sisters who are married are in lagos.

Guys please you need to shine your eyes and pray very well before you carry any girl.

Sorry to ask this question, what part of Nigeria are you from.
Politics / Re: Balogun-Fulani: We Paid Ransom For Our Freedom, Our Kidnappers Were Fulanis by gulfer: 7:45pm On May 24
Criminal psychology simply tells us a criminal tries as much as possible to hide real identity, IMO this is bollock and thrashy from these guys.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Headed For A 'full-blown Economic Crisis'- Yahoo Finance by gulfer: 10:42am On May 24
Funny Yahoo, they were unable to salvage their own economy after countless changes of CEOs. They are now a critique of Nigeria's economy.


Phones / Re: Upload Your Home Screen Lets See Who Got Nice Customization by gulfer: 6:33am On May 24
you can get rid of those ugly 3G/G icons.... Cute home screen, is that a Lenovo?
Thanks for the love. Phone's Oukitel K6000; with the proven largest and longest lasting battery so far. For the annoying signal sign, that's Glo and Airtel's issue..Only MTN gives H+ in my areagrin grin grin grin and my launcher doesn't support hiding signal graphic angry angry angry
Crime / Re: Nigerian Jailed For 20 Years In Indonesia by gulfer: 2:49pm On May 23
Very Lucky Chap.........Very Lucky Chap, I say again. angry angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Incredibly Accurate Predictions Ayodele Fayose Made In December 2015 by gulfer: 11:43am On May 23
Rabbish post, everyone who lived through the loot-tocrasy of the last administration presided over by the ineffectual BF would have anticipated this, btw, what has he been able to do with his gift of prophesy in his state

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Crime / Re: Policewoman Kills Danfo Driver In Lagos; Area Boys On Rampage (graphic Pics) by gulfer: 7:09am On May 23
Chai, that gutter, yuk.......................That Policewoman should be made to lie face-down inside it for 15minutes angry angry angry.


Phones / Re: Upload Your Home Screen Lets See Who Got Nice Customization by gulfer: 12:11am On May 23
Here's mua

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Food / Re: Snake-Like Small Creatures Found In Crayfish by gulfer: 8:47pm On May 22
Your carpet looks like snakeskin..... angry angry

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Politics / Re: =N=1881 For Four Tomatoes - Welcome To Change! by gulfer: 6:13am On May 22

Bag of rice is now 20k here in ph..
You guys will keep ll yourselves, I bought a bag just the past Thursday.
Politics / Re: =N=1881 For Four Tomatoes - Welcome To Change! by gulfer: 3:34pm On May 21
This is tomatoes currently selling at shoprite. This same pack was sold for around N300 last year.

With our GDP now in the negative, and inflation going through the roof, I pray we don't begin to line up for food soon like Venezuellans.

God help us!

Other prices as at today:

Kilo of chicken now N1,000
Basket of tomatoes N40,000
Bag Of Rice N18,000
Lai Mohammed, bag of rice is 13K na. The pests ravaging the Tomato fields are not in politics please.
Romance / Re: If A Nigerian Girl Likes You, 13 Sentences You’ll Hear by gulfer: 8:37pm On May 20
12. “You’re so annoying.”

Don’t stop what you’re doing. grin grin
This is it!!!!


Politics / Re: Why There Are Doubts That A REAL Chibok Girl Was Found - Cramjones by gulfer: 5:57pm On May 20

An average Hausa man dont really speak English they prefer their language to any other one. Even in my school sef, there are some lectures who can't really use Hausa to lecture but not that they are not good in the course o, or that they are not brilliant, but tell them they should reverse and lecture in Hausa language grin you will enjoy the lecture pass honeymoon sef grin cheesy

Na their Blood...
if a spaniad decides to speak Spanish, does that make him unable to speak English.....gringrin
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo: Chibok Is A Scam, No Girl Was Found Because No Girls Were Missing by gulfer: 5:37pm On May 20
All talk and no substance....
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army, Get Out Of Our Land: Ijaw Youths by gulfer: 9:17am On May 20
Members of the community had on Wednesday issued a 72-hour ultimatum to the military to ensure that the five persons namely: Samuel Emiko, Alfred Timedi, Isaac Edinde, Henry Arogboritse and Kelvin Mordi were released before the expiration of the ultimatum.
After the 72-hour ultimatum and you are able to carry out your threats, I will take you goons serious angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Rescue Chibok Girl Is A Scam- Elder Obafemi Obawusi by gulfer: 9:03pm On May 19
The ineffectual buffoon knows the truth, so all waivers should get the facts from him.....
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Rushed Back To Hospital by gulfer: 3:35pm On May 19
Pix of him vomiting or IDONBELEVEIT angry angry angry angry
Crime / Re: Omg! Angry Lover Cuts Off Man's P*nis With Knife (photos) by gulfer: 8:11pm On May 18
I clicked and found nothing, @OP; you are a goat angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Update Of Igbo Traders/yoruba Hudlums And Agberos by gulfer: 6:07pm On May 18
My Igbo brothers, let me remind you that the head of Agbero in Ladipo is an Igboman; Monday mortuary....stop all this unwarranted blame games....

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Politics / Re: US Donates 11 Vehicles To NDLEA by gulfer: 5:52am On May 18
Hmmm.. US government donating Toyota...... and not Ford?
They know you can maintain that which is Toyota.
Politics / Re: US Donates 11 Vehicles To NDLEA by gulfer: 1:52am On May 18
I hope Senator Kashamu Buruji is reading this, all I can say is start preparing......
Phones / Re: My MTN Data has Been Returned by gulfer: 8:32pm On May 17
I got mine back too (5gb) although a few mbs short. I have been on it with them on the MTN twitter channel. The problem was across so many lines. However, I am still on with them to return an earlier accumulated 18gb taken from my data in early April.

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