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Crime / Re: FRSC Officials "Abandon" Woman After Accident During Road Chase In Abuja. Photos by gulfer: 12:33pm
And to to think that I always felt Mercdez Benz products hardly ever sommersaulted
Forum Games / Re: Which Of These Tanks Will Be The First To Get Filled? by gulfer: 7:24pm On Oct 18
7, she's receiving from the highest pressure areas of all her feeder tanks. cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Burial Date For Tagbo Umeike Released by gulfer: 3:28pm On Oct 18
Hope he had a seed
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Cossy Orjiakor's 33rd Birthday Celebration by gulfer: 11:00am On Oct 16
Cheap Tart. angry angry angry
Forum Games / Re: How Many Hands Formed This Beautiful Shape Of Love? by gulfer: 3:48pm On Oct 12
13 as in thirteen cool cool cool cool cool
Education / Re: Only A Genius Can Crack The Code(pics) by gulfer: 7:42pm On Oct 11
Properties / Re: Fire Guts Club Medusa In Osogbo, Osun (Photos) by gulfer: 2:38pm On Oct 11
What do you expect lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by gulfer: 4:39am On Oct 10
OK, you were on break, have you resumed and which school is that grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Fayose Inspects Multiple Projects By 1:25am In Ikere(photos) by gulfer: 9:14am On Oct 09
So a night club's fountain has now turned to project being inspected by the clownish gomina
@OP, the thunder that will fire you has departed Congo heading towards your cheek.

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Phones / Re: How To Hide Pictures In An Android Phone by gulfer: 6:35am On Oct 09
so that chronic mansturbators like you won't come across them
You are sick and need to see the doctor. cool cool cool
Phones / Re: How To Hide Pictures In An Android Phone by gulfer: 10:46pm On Oct 08

Of the people... Yes!!! Any problems?

Nudes actually sent to me.

I don't work for CIA, so got nathing to hide
So why have nudes on your phone and requiring an app to hide them angry angry angry angry
Technology Market / Re: HP 255 Laptop Sold by gulfer: 8:40pm On Oct 08
Are you selling beans too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are You An HSE Professional? by gulfer: 7:47pm On Oct 08
Phones / Re: How To Hide Pictures In An Android Phone by gulfer: 6:53pm On Oct 08
And you are an apostle?
Celebrities / Re: Oritse Femi And Nabila Fash White Wedding To Hold November 25th by gulfer: 6:33am On Oct 08
Hope he has sent IV to those bouncers at Quilox grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Urgent Help Needed Please,help Me Tackle A Threat. by gulfer: 12:57am On Oct 08
Let;s have the numberf, I may be mable to help. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Sports / Re: Nigeria Is The First African Country To Qualify For FIFA 2018 World Cup Russia by gulfer: 8:01pm On Oct 07
Sai Baba grin grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Stroll On The Streets Of Uyo Ahead Of Match. Photos by gulfer: 5:22pm On Oct 07
Liar lier OP, this is inside the ibom Le Meridien Hotel angry angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Error Found On Nigerian Naira by gulfer: 1:51pm On Oct 04
The angles at which the OP snapped the pictures are suspicious, he should put both on a flat table preferably a stool with one end touching. I smell mischief in the post angry angry angry angry


Romance / Re: I'm Taken! I'm Just Too Cute For Nairaland Girls by gulfer: 3:04pm On Sep 29
Chai, this E-money houseboy again
Career / Re: Eksuth Doctors Give Fayose 21 Day Ultimatum For Owing 6 Months Salary by gulfer: 9:07am On Sep 29
That's the IPOB president 2019, Fayose, you see your life
Business / Re: Jumia Moves Farther From Profit, Posts USD 61 Million Loss In Six Months by gulfer: 9:05am On Sep 29
How, why, what and when; with all the margin on most items Jumia advertises..............maybe they need to reduce their overhead cool cool cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Khanyi Mbau Boobs & Abs Surgery Costs R95,000 (N2.5M) by gulfer: 6:24am On Sep 29
All our slay queens will start patronizing the cosmetologist/surgeon that performed the uplift because it is damn cheap @N2.5M. I just hope she will not develop complications as happened to one lady in the UK a few years back. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: My Experiences With Nairaland Let All Be Careful by gulfer: 4:20pm On Sep 28
Next time, do your background check properly. Here's the owner of the phone. angry angry angry

Forum Games / Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by gulfer: 9:32pm On Sep 26
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.

How did he know?
If the dead man committed suicide, one of the windows would have been open as he would not have closed the window while falling. The murderer closed back the window after throwing the deadman down from one of the floors.
Politics / Re: Letter To Nnamdi Kanu By Reuben Abati by gulfer: 9:18am On Sep 26
The moment the Federal Government activated Operation Python II, most of the people who used to support you have gone completely silent. The Biafra Secret Service is nowhere to be seen. The Biafra National Guard threw away its uniform. Some of those boys who used to wave the Biafran flag and wear the Biafran cap have thrown them away too. One or two persons are still issuing statements on behalf of IPOB, but even those statements sound like they were issued from business centres.
^^^^ The above is what got me ROFLMAO grin grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by gulfer: 3:27pm On Sep 25
A lonely old man lived in a lonely old house in the suburbs of a city.

He never left his house for long.

It was a midsummer, a Friday when the mailman walked by the house and called the lonely old man.

There was no answer.

When he looked into the window, he saw that old man lying in a pool of blood.

When the policemen arrived, they found a newspaper from Tuesday, 2 bottles of warm milk and one cold bottle.

The next day, the killer was arrested.

Who was the killer, and how did the police figure this one out?
The newspaper man. Last delivery was Tuesday while the milkman had continued to supply milk oblivious of the man's death. wink

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Politics / Re: FG Declares Support For Akwa-Ibom Sea Port Project by gulfer: 3:15pm On Sep 25
Describing Akwa Ibom as a state with a tradition of progressive activism, patriotism and development with strategic importance to the Federal government, Osinbajo said that provision has been made in the 2017 budget to support the project through the Nigerian Port Authority (NPA) to support Akwa Ibom state in the development of Ibaka Deep Sea Port.
@Bolded, Osinbajo no go kill pesin with laughter, some people are not going to like this.

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Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead Near His Residence In Port-Harcourt. Graphic Photos by gulfer: 11:40am On Sep 25
Belonging to any cult or associating with them in Port-Harcourt is death sentence, I can bet this is unconnected with IPOBism, RIP fella lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Phones / Re: How Cute Is Your Wallpaper? by gulfer: 9:31am On Sep 25
I use wallpaper changer app which automatically changes my wallpaper every 1min or when i locked my phone..
Ogbeni, go and charge your phone. grin grin grin grin

Fashion / Re: Don't Wear A Miniskirt To Yaba Market by gulfer: 9:19am On Sep 25
Afonja men get no courtesy. An they're dirty.

Rubbish, it is Flatrons/IPOB youths that are the canvassers in Yaba and this is a known fact, you can take that to the Bank. For the OP, your story was believable up to the point where you mentioned language being Yoruba. angry angry angry angry angry


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