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Sports / Re: Sacking Me Won't Solve The Problem -keshi by gulfer: 8:25am

You self go dey think say 'your post don make sense for your mind but for me i will look at it from another dimension; Roy Hogson,the coach of England performed woefully in the just concluded world cup even keshi was rated above him then but the country keep calm and they are reaping the fruit of 'surulere'; same as Spain and the country did not shout for the head of their coach. It's hightime Nigeria start acting like a developed country even though we know we are under-develop but nevertheless what we have to look into is the technical aspect of the game. The technical committees should look at our flaws and how we can improve better before considering wether to sack the coach or not.
I'm tired of typing, go and read my interview with Nigeria.

Who are you?
Celebrities / Re: Famous Nigerian Women Who Prefer Their Natural Hair To Brazilian Hair (Photos) by gulfer: 9:06pm On Nov 23
Oh my gush! Løok at thoze gigantic erecttt tipz on katherine obiang 1st pic . Nawa o. Wonda wat got ha excited
Politics / Re: Situation In Nigerian Prison-you Don't Want To See This Pix by gulfer: 6:27pm On Nov 22
Lots of things have gone [b]south in this country[/b]

Atleast it is still standing. We pray it never descend to this level again >> recent shocking images from all over the nation as 2015 gets near
Our president is from the SOUTH-SOUTH na
Politics / Re: Most Part Of Mubi Reclaimed By NA As Yet Another Helicopter Crashes Today. by gulfer: 4:32pm On Nov 21
Justification to change fleet of helicopters, someone needs the overinflated contract. IMHO
Politics / Re: President GEJ Washes Hands Off Security Operatives Action. by gulfer: 6:49am On Nov 21
Please do not confirm this IGP if still acting, or SACK him if already confirmed.
Car Talk / Re: 7 Types Of Inscription You Find On Nigerian Cars by gulfer: 8:21pm On Nov 20
Only GOD cab George; this got me laughing. grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Prevent Speaker Aminu Tambuwal From Entering The National Assemb by gulfer: 6:48pm On Nov 20
Same troop that cannot prevent BH from bombings and abductions _SMH


Sports / Re: Keshi & Crew, Players, Or NFF: Who Is To Blame For Poor Eagles Performance? by gulfer: 8:16pm On Nov 19
2015 Nation cup will not be same without Nigeria
Na today?
Sports / Re: Keshi & Crew, Players, Or NFF: Who Is To Blame For Poor Eagles Performance? by gulfer: 8:14pm On Nov 19
NFF should be blamed, Keshi had no business returning to the team.
Sports / Eagles Have Lost-your Thoughts by gulfer: 7:56pm On Nov 19
New stadium, old attitude. Final nail on keshi's coffin.
Autos / Re: Ford Focus For Just N160k by gulfer: 6:46pm On Nov 18
Madt man. You are un-FOCUSSED. -:[

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Politics / Re: 25 Deadliest Dictators In History: Yakubu Gowon Makes Number 14 On List by gulfer: 4:54pm On Nov 16
Abacha is a saint, please note.
Celebrities / Re: I Have 125 Pairs Of Sunglasses - Jim Iyke by gulfer: 7:24am On Nov 16
Omo Ale Oniro.
Gaming / Re: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by gulfer: 11:39am On Nov 15
*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
*Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...
Politics / Re: Benue Gov, Deputy In Auto Crash! by gulfer: 7:46am On Nov 15
Thought Suswan was one of the better governors. Why these things don't happen to Abia State governor, Chief T.A. Orji constantly beats my imagination.
Hin Odechi strong wella embarassed embarassed embarassed
Sports / Re: Equitorial Guinea To Host AFCON 2015 by gulfer: 5:54pm On Nov 14
Guinea is heavily doped with Ebola. The host Country is Equitorial Guinea
Guinea is surely different from Equitorial Guinea, teacher don't teach me nansense.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Abducts Sanusi by gulfer: 1:37pm On Nov 14
A yet to be identified gunmen have reportedly abducted one Sanusi, a son to a prominent Bauchi businessman, Garba Noma.

Daily Trust reports that the gunmen stormed the mosque located in front of the victim’s father’s house during the early morning prayer.A family source, who spoke to journalist, revealed that Sanusi, who is a staff of the Nigerian Air Space Management Agency (NAMA) works at the Gombe International Airport. He said he was kidnapped shortly after he concluded his early morning prayer.
According to the family source, the gunmen, who stormed the mosque towards the end of the prayers, ordered everybody inside to lie down after the prayer had ended.
“After they lied down, they asked of his father, a prominent businessman and politician, Alhaji Garba Noma. The worshippers told them that he did not come to the mosque, because he travelled. They then asked after his children and someone identified Sanusi and pointed him out. The men then picked him and left. Since then, nobody has heard from them,”he said.

Madt Man angry angry angry
Travel / Re: I'm Travelling By Air For The First Time Tomorrow, Pls Advice Me by gulfer: 6:51am On Nov 14
You should be at the airport by this time, if there's no delay 'technical issues' grin; you should be boarding now. I can still see you on Nairaland or are you travelling on Saturday?


Politics / Re: Why We Refused To Sell Cobra Helicopters To Nigeria -US by gulfer: 6:39am On Nov 14
Why can't we build our weapons?
Yes we can, here's a sample embarassed embarassed embarassed

Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Niger State, Read Comments From Other Africans On BBC Page by gulfer: 7:01pm On Nov 12
My answer to these comments, 'We (Nigeria) have a clueless leadership'; that is why they continue to grow.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Mikel Obi's Birthday Party For His Girlfriend by gulfer: 6:29am On Nov 12

Do u think she doesn't have her own money Don't be suprised if this girl is richer than mikel.

Her dad is a russian billionaire,one of the richest men in the world
Oyinbo's do not know that in a divorce settlement, FYI.
Politics / Re: Major Cords Struck By The President In His Presidential Declaration Speech by gulfer: 7:43pm On Nov 11
Only 4likes for this epistle, pointer that Nigerians ain't impressed.
Romance / Re: Man Buys 99 Iphones To Propose To His Girlfriend; She Says No (Picture) by gulfer: 7:14am On Nov 11
He should add the last one to make it 100 and the girl will accept his proposal. cheesy cheesy


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Custom Recruitment by gulfer: 6:48pm On Nov 10
Custom or CUSTOMS, ode poster!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Mikel Obi's Birthday Party For His Girlfriend by gulfer: 6:38pm On Nov 10
Mikel is on a long thing, Russians; don't say I didn't tell you. Is this why Abrahamovic has not thrown him out? All the money made will be sucked out, mark my words!

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Phones / Re: Best Android Launcher? (pictures ) by gulfer: 5:25pm On Nov 09
AVIATE is the best launcher right now...QED.
NYSC / Re: Batch B14(stream 2) Corps Member To Return To Camp For Their Drills by gulfer: 5:19am On Nov 01
They want to make sure the money no loss. grin
Car Talk / Re: When You Hit Or Kill Someone While Driving: What's The Right Thing To Do? by gulfer: 5:00pm On Oct 28
Let Frank Mba or his replacement enligthen us on this o.

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Autos / Re: Tokunbo Renault Megane Scenic - 1999 @ N500,000.00 by gulfer: 11:12pm On Oct 27
Waoh, 1st grade tokunbo.
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Wife Is As Fine As This, You Should Thank God Everyday by gulfer: 6:50pm On Oct 27
I am finer than her without any make up let alone when i wear a make up.
So true from your profile pix with that yansh and boooobs.
Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by gulfer: 6:59pm On Oct 23
Read Architecure, structures were my nightmare; never had beyond an E after the 'A' in Arch 211. Ameh was my nightmare lecturer' heard he is in UNILAG now.

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