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Romance / Re: Tall Man Dick Rises As He Stands With His Short Girlfriend (photos) by MayhorE(m): 6:09pm On Jan 25, 2020
why is it that useless stories are trending on nairaland this days.
I tire for una o

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Politics / Re: . by MayhorE(m): 1:19pm On Jan 19, 2020
ezenwajosh:
MAZI NNAMDI KANU ASKED THIS QUESTION WHEN BUHARI VISIT KOREA


HOW CAN YOU TRAVEL WITH SOMEBODY ON SAME PLANE CHATTING AND DISCUSSING WITH HIM THEN UPON ARRIVAL CAME DOWN FROM THE PLANE AND LINE UP TO WELCOME THE PERSON YOU CAME WITH


SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG WITH THE BRAIN OF MOST BLACK MEN

I called that INSANITY

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Business / Re: Slay Queen Spotted Hiding Party Meats In Her Bag (video) by MayhorE(m): 8:49pm On Jan 15, 2020
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Romance / Re: Man Kissing His Girlfriend Publicly Got People Laughing At How They Are Kissing by MayhorE(m): 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2020
LilMissFavvy:
Disgusting....
perfect word to use exactly.
DISGUSTING
I even feel like throwing up

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Left Injured After Trying To Fight Nicki Minaj In Public by MayhorE(m): 12:01pm On Sep 08, 2018
The war between bitches. . . their palava
Literature / The Might Of Myth by MayhorE(m): 11:54am On Sep 08, 2018
We're made to believe one thing or the other since cradle,
Things of the past also meant to be of the last
Some well constructed lies,
Might be truth, very real to be bias.


For me, i learnt from reigns of divers,
The aquatic full of mermaids without rivals
Curiosity led me to to touring Osun.
Just to have its glimpse at the death of the sun
Later realizing it to be an half truth.


Growing up, i was told about the stallion
One so mighty but with a horn,
Even reaching the sun, it won't burn.
Reading about it gave me strength
To the extent of renting my rail.
Believing this age of o have been doomed.


Even at my teenage age,
Still fresh, raging furiously with curiosity,
Here comes the handsome Sagittarius ♐️
A man with the strongest bow and arrow.
Half being, half beast with its target locked.
Are they still worth believing?
It left with nothing but to continue
On my voyage in search of rectitude.


Up high to the sky I dived
In my sub-connciseness , i lied
Sighting Pegasus and also the Gorgon,
Maybe this are all real
Or they were just manure on the hill.


Caged to believe the myth
Lies made-up to conquer our sight.
So we got ourselves locked up in the temple of Nature,
Being tortured and nurtured with its mysteries,
Giving us little to believe,
Because of the power it carries,
THE MIGHT OF MYTH.

By: Fadara Mayokun. E
A poet
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Reveals Toyin Arulogun Was Behind His Radio House Demolition by MayhorE(m): 8:07am On Aug 20, 2018
Auladimeji:
The building was in a wrong place

So that's the only building that's in a wrong place abi?

To God is to give verdict.

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Politics / Re: Atiku, Ben Bruce React To Demolition Of Yinka Ayefele’s N800m Radio House by MayhorE(m): 8:00am On Aug 20, 2018
Ajimobi thought that he's doing us not knowing that he's doing himself. Doomsday on the way for Mr constituted Authority
Politics / Re: I May Run For President – Al-mustapha, Ex-abacha CSO by MayhorE(m): 6:20am On Aug 16, 2018
Ghosts every where, rising to take the seat of power.
Nigerians which way?
Politics / Re: Tambuwal To Buhari: "You Are Too Old To Govern Nigeria" by MayhorE(m): 6:14am On Aug 16, 2018
All of una na d same, bird of the same feather labalaba together. Bad eggs every where. . .



Are we not celebrating ileya this year ni? Haven't seen a single ram for here o

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Politics / Re: Yinka Ayefele’s Fresh FM Demolition Not Act Of Witchhunt – Oyo Government by MayhorE(m): 6:02am On Aug 16, 2018
Nothing is right with Ajimobi. . .
Food / How To Cook Your Delicious Efo Riro by MayhorE(m): 10:41am On Aug 07, 2018
Efo Riro Soup is a very popular Yoruba soup in Nigeria. It is one of the best soups in Nigeria because of its health benefits. Efo riro is also a nutrient-rich vegetable soup. It can be eaten with many Nigerian foods like porridge, swallow foods, rice, boiled plantains, yam, noodles, pasta, mention it and you have it.
When cooking efo riro you can combine as many vegetables as you want, say 2-4. You can also decide to cook just one kind of vegetable.
Ingredients for Efo Riro soup
1. Spinach leaves/ pumpkins/ soko / bitter leaf/ water leaf / Ebolo e. t. c
2. assorted meat
3. Pomo
4. Tomatoes and pepper
5. onions
6. Crayfish
7. Locust beans
8. smoked fish
9. Palm oil
10. Salt and seasoning

Preparation of ingredients for efo riro
1. Cut meat into pieces, wash, season and cook (You can cook your pomo with it so that the seasoning will give it good taste when eating).
2. Wash pepper, onions, and tomatoes and grind.
3. Wash your locust beans and put in a separate plate.
4. Pour warm water and salt in the crayfish if it’s not already ground to remove brownish colour from your crayfish and make it fresh again.
5. Wash your smoked fish with water and a little bit of salt to remove stones or any other unwanted substance.
6. Wash your vegetable and cut into small pieces or cut your vegetable into small pieces, add salt and wash.
7. Drain water from the vegetable.

Now, how to cook Efo Riro soup
1. Put a dry pot on a cooking stove.
2. Pour palm oil and allow it to get very hot, it might not get to bleaching level.
3. Pour the mixture of pepper, onions, and tomatoes and stir.
4. Allow being cooked for some time depending on the quantity you are cooking.
5. Add salt and seasoning.
6. Add locust beans.
7. Add meat, fish and any other additives.
8. Allow being cooked till it gets so thick but stirs constantly to avoid boiling.
9. Add your vegetable and stir.
10. Cook for about 5-7 minutes
N:B
1. Do not overcook your vegetable to retain the colour and nutrient. It must still be greenish in colour even after cooking.
2. If you are cooking spinach, ebolo and waterleaf, soak vegetables in hot water and salt to avoid making your efo riro blackish in colour despite all ingredients used.
3. In the case of waterleaf, hot water and salt will quench the slippery nature of waterleaf has during and after cooking.
4. Use salt to wash all the washable ingredients you are using so as to dissolve stones and all other unwanted things that will make your efo riro soup worthless to eat.
Family / 9 Types Of Neighbor by MayhorE(m): 10:06am On Aug 07, 2018
Neighbours are a big part of society. They shape a community. A neighbour can be defined as someone who lives next door to you or near you. As you have neighbours you are also someone’s
neighbour. There are different types of neighbours in a neighbourhood including the ones who spend their time figuring out how to hack your wifi password. At times, the meaning of the word ‘neighbour’ may change due to context. For example, at a conference, your neighbour is the person or people sitting beside, behind or in front of you or in simpler terms, close to you. To some people, the term ‘neighbours´ reminds them of the hit film ‘Bad Neighbours’. They are right, there are bad neighbours. The type of neighbours you have your personality will determine your living experience in a neighbourhood. Neighbours can make or mar your perception of a community. When moving to a new place or living in an area, it is important to consider your neighbours and accept the fact that there are different types of people living in a community, people you may or may not like. If you live in Nigeria, know now that it is not possible to call the police about noisy neighbours. If you haven’t identified them yet, here are different types of neighbours. Which
neighbour are you?
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1 The Troublemaker
2 The Prayer Warriors
3 The Gossip
4 The Overly Nice Neighbour
5 The Borrower
6 The Noisemaker
7 The Ghost Neighbour
8 The Secretive/ Reserved Neighbour
9 The Party Ambassadors

The Troublemaker
In every type of neighbourhood, there are troublemakers. You may not have found trouble with them but when trouble comes, there is a 99.9% chance that this neighbour is the centre of the whole thing. They make trouble where there is none and are always involved in altercations or conflicts. Such
neighbours are common in every neighbourhood. They are well known and avoided. Whenever something involves the troublemaker, sleeping dogs are immediately left to lie. Everyone is cautious around the troublemaker because they want a trouble-free day. They are fussy people who are just bothered about everything you do. With time they become paranoid, thinking they are the subject of every whisper and their next judgement call is to confront the discussants and fight. They do not only fight, they also incite conflicts amongst others.
Neighbourhood troublemakers can also be seen as catalysts.

2. The Prayer Warrior
On every street and in every neighbourhood, there is a prayer warrior. The prayer warrior keeps you up at night and they are your morning alarm. They drown your ears with the Songs of Solomon and prayers of Psalms, every word they utter is a prayer. You pray too, however, you feel your neighbour prays too much. In actual terms, a prayer warrior is someone who engages in spiritual warfare against satanic forces. In Nigeria, the term is sometimes used to describe one’s prayer life or mock them. Neighbourhood prayer warriors turn everything into a prayer, including the simplest statements. Their home is filled with prayer books and they’re on fire for God. They never miss a religious program, ever. Neither to do they fail to invite you to prayer meetings and events.

3. The Gossip
There is always that neighbour that is a gossip. They spend their time poking their nose into other people affairs and spreading it. Their conversations never fail to centre around other people’s lives. The gossip is dangerous and toxic. If you dialogue with a gossip, expect to hear your words, possibly rephrased, from other people. Neighbourhood gossip is the worst kind because that is the real big society and perception matters. No matter what you do, the neighbourhood gossip will find something to say about you. Such neighbours have every kind of tea served in the neighbourhood, in their pantry and they sip daily. They are an information and rumour house. Nigerians call them amebo, olofofo and more. They are dangerous.

4. The Overly Nice Neighbour
Everyone has that nice neighbour that takes the niceness a bit too far. Though they say there is no such thing as being too nice, however, a certain level of niceness makes people feel uncomfortable and as though you are intrusive. It is nice to greet your neighbour when you see them and lend a helping hand if you wish too, but you can make your neighbours uncomfortable when you constantly take a keen interest in their wellbeing. An example of this is asking about the family members every time you see your neighbour, always offering to fix everything, always being present to help when something goes wrong, always paying pleasantry visits. It may sound like this neighbour is a guardian angel, however, the keyword is ‘always’. Always is sometimes annoying.

5. The Borrower
There are types of neighbours and there are certain types of neighbours. This neighbour is one nobody prays to have. In every
neighbourhood, there is a borrowing neighbour. For some reason, they borrow everything, from shovels to lawn mowers to food flasks, spanners, onions, money, clothes, for all we know the house could be borrowed too. They are always borrowing and are often publicly disgraced because they fail to return items they have borrowed. When the borrower comes visiting, you hide your valuables, so they don’t ask to borrow it.

6. The Noisemaker
There is always that one neighbour that is just too loud. Making noise is their hobby, on a calm Sunday evening, only sounds from their home can be heard. They are either shouting at the top of their voice, playing loud audio, or having a loud gathering. They are also loud during face-to-face conversations. Everything about them screams at you and you just cannot stand it.

7. The Ghost Neighbour
There is that one neighbour that doesn’t need a home because they are never home. Their house is inhabited by ghosts, bugs and cobwebs. You would think this neighbour has a home to house their belongings, however, they have the basic things they need elsewhere, they only come home to pick up things or sleep a night or two and they are off again. Such neighbours are so outgoing, they are never around. Some of this include work travels, or leisure outings. They know everyone, and everyone knows them, but you only see this neighbour once a month or sometimes, once in 3 months.

8. The Secretive/ Reserved Neighbour
The secretive neighbour is that neighbour nobody knows anything about. They are always around and live a regular life like everyone else but are never present at neighbourhood gatherings. They do not speak to anybody and vice versa. At times you might not know this neighbour is your neighbour. They are reserved and sometimes secretive. They never give off information and they do not talk much. They don’t visit anyone, and nobody visits them either. The high fence and quiet compound is their M.O. The neighbourhood gossip has tried to crack them and often develops theories on the secretive neighbour, but they still have no solid information.

9. The Party Ambassadors
Every neighbourhood has the party ambassador neighbour. They are always attending parties. No party within and outside the
neighbourhood is a party if this fine neighbour is not present. The party ambassador neighbour serves as the event planner, hype man and guest. Every Saturday they are adorned with new
aso ebi, and they are already brand ambassador of aso ebi bella, as they are always featured on aso ebi Instagram feeds. From weddings to birthdays, raves, housewarming and clubs, they are the life of the party.

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Travel / Re: See How This Truck Driver And Conductor Celebrate After Surviving A Road Mishap by MayhorE(m): 10:52pm On Aug 02, 2018
Alitair:

So to drink in celebration is now a certain way to die?
If you dislike a thing, please keep it to yourself and let others do what they wish with their lives.

Since they were celebrating, that mean they should drink away their soul? It would have been better if they were indoor in their house and not over there and also that's not the only best way to celebrate such.

DRINK RESPONSIBLY
TV/Movies / Re: Let It Shine by MayhorE(m): 2:37pm On Aug 02, 2018
Google is your friend
Travel / Re: See How This Truck Driver And Conductor Celebrate After Surviving A Road Mishap by MayhorE(m): 2:34pm On Aug 02, 2018
. . .
Travel / Re: See How This Truck Driver And Conductor Celebrate After Surviving A Road Mishap by MayhorE(m): 2:34pm On Aug 02, 2018
Escaping one death and still writing an epistle to another one.


I pray it won't be late before they realize their insanity
Politics / Re: PDP Hosts Newly Decamped APC Members To A Dinner(photos) by MayhorE(m): 8:44am On Aug 02, 2018
Gathering of Nigeria's problem
I pray for their repentance but if they won't, may the good Lord judge you all

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Crime / Re: Ugandan Pastor’s Son Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Got Engaged To Another by MayhorE(m): 8:38am On Aug 02, 2018
That's too childish, who come loose now?

To hell with him

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Religion / Re: Fornication Is Not A Sin - Nigeria Religious Group by MayhorE(m): 8:34am On Aug 02, 2018
ceomike:

Lots of stuff happening in this country
Just imagine
Crime / Re: 'Small Beautiful Girls Get Me Aroused' - Man Rapes 11-Year-Old Girl by MayhorE(m): 1:32pm On Aug 01, 2018
How is it so hard for you to control your conji?
If you can't, sell it out.

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Religion / Re: Fornication Is Not A Sin - Nigeria Religious Group by MayhorE(m): 1:24pm On Aug 01, 2018
Another shit hole,

Children produced from a broken condom

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Romance / Re: Drunk Man Sexually Harassed By A Lady. But See How Nigerias Are Reacting Online by MayhorE(m): 8:23am On Aug 01, 2018
Since you are drinking in an ungodly manner, be expecting to be touched in an ungodly manner.



Do not drink to the damnation of your soul, DRINK RESPONSIBLY

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Crime / Re: 3 Nigerians & 1 Kiribati Arrested In Cambodia For Disturbing Public Peace (pics) by MayhorE(m): 12:06pm On Jul 14, 2018
Quit notice to come home, come and enjoy life in surulere or ojuelegba

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic 43rd Birthday Party Photos And Video by MayhorE(m): 12:01pm On Jul 14, 2018
emelda86:

Are you not something else make yourself available na ... Abi u no be man?
A lady with so much charisma
Welcome aboard, you'll gonna enjoy this. . .
Politics / Re: Ekiti Decides: Card Reader Rejects PDP Candidate’s PVC by MayhorE(m): 11:55am On Jul 14, 2018
Welcome to Nigeria where everyone is a criminal, both the rulers and the ruled.


#WAKE-UP-NIGERIANS
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic 43rd Birthday Party Photos And Video by MayhorE(m): 11:51am On Jul 14, 2018
Get a man, get a life
Happy birthday

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Health / Re: Four Cups Of Coffee A Day Beneficial To The Heart by MayhorE(m): 7:03am On Jul 02, 2018
Just don't forget the amount of caffeine you are digesting with that , Death is sweet
Romance / Re: Is It Proper For A 13year Old Girl To Fall In Love. by MayhorE(m): 6:58am On Jul 02, 2018
She Is love or she is in love?

If she's in love we're all expected to be once it's not romantic or with negative feelings

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