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Politics / Re: Wike Receives Godswill Akpabio At His Asokoro Residence In Abuja by mrkings84(m): 9:25am On Sep 19
Billionaires without a product label!
Health / Re: The Sex Act Almost Everyone Does That Could Be Fuelling Throat Cancer by mrkings84(m): 9:14am On Sep 19
elder1002:
One thing about sex is that it has no rules

Its all about pleasure and intimacy.

But now people just have sex with so many sick people, they don't wanna be faithful to one partner.

Why won't they contact rubbish

That's because according to you, sex has no rules.

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Religion / Re: I Am A Chosen Mopol, E - Money Proudly Declared - Photos by mrkings84(m): 7:39am On Sep 18
TradingGod:



ignorance going on rampage undecided undecided undecided






1 Peter 2:9

But you are a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, God’s special possession, that you may declare the praises of him who called you out of darkness into his wonderful light.

Why quoting Bible to an ignoramus who is not willing to learn
Politics / Re: Video Of Asari Dokubo & His Boys That Got People Talking (vid) by mrkings84(m): 11:53pm On Sep 16
Asari is waxing strong. His recent 130 new recruits......
Culture / Re: 40,000 Virgins Participate In 40th Anniversary Of Reed Dance In South Africa by mrkings84(m): 8:14pm On Sep 16
Most God bless SA and her virgin maidens
Politics / Re: Low Voter Turnout: PVC Holders Who Refuse To Vote Should Be Heavily Fined - Sani by mrkings84(m): 3:45pm On Sep 16
Tonda faya that ur rotten mouth @Sani

What does the voter get after queuing under the sun?
Is it not hardship?
More and hardship?
And total hardship?

While the politicians travel to UK and other well arranges countries to stay in their official residence!!

We are tired of this democracy.

Maybe the military should come to our rescue.

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Events / Re: How Nigerian Kids Celebrated Birthdays In The 70s And 80s (Throwback Photo) by mrkings84(m): 4:03pm On Sep 09
It's still like this till tomorrow in my village.....
Crime / Re: 30 Missing Kids Found In A Compound In Ozuoba, Port Harcourt (Video) by mrkings84(m): 4:01pm On Sep 09
In the same Ozuoma that I once lived?

Pls full details to the story, make e no be say Na one small pikin birthday party for diobu Na him dey change caption.....
Politics / Re: 196 Nigerian Soldiers Tender Resignation Letters To Army Chief Lagbaja by mrkings84(m): 2:16pm On Sep 09
EyeCumInPeace:
Thïefnubu will forever hold the Title of the most useless and destructive Nigeria President - Past, Present and Future. grin

I disagree with u man, sincerely this was what we said about Buhari until tinubu came and broke all records.
Politics / Re: 'Tinubu May Not Last Till December 2024' - Kemi Olunloyo by mrkings84(m): 2:05pm On Sep 09
If no be the hungry, nothing for concern me and Tinubu o.

After all I didn't vote for him, and can never do.

But even as e be, I sure say e get people way still dey behind Tinubu and his tinubulous Tinubulation

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Education / Re: Father Demands Justice After His Baby Was Attacked On The First Day At Daycare by mrkings84(m): 1:57pm On Sep 09
SlavaUkraini:
Father..... Who did this to my Son ?

Owner...... A fellow kid did this to him

Doctor...... An Animal did this to him

Me...... The fellow kid that attacked this little boy is a dangerous animal.... A Cannibal

That Daycare centre admits both Humans and Dangerous animals, therefore it should be avoided.

Please Note:

If your mother or mother-in-law is still alive and well, please don't waste your money on these useless daycare centres.

Bundle your pikin give your Mama daily and give her the money that you would rather pay to a daycare centre.

Your Mama go happy well well....

Your pikin body go strong well well because our Mama dem sabi take care of small children.

Your Mama nor go allow one "animal pikin" come bite your child for face like this.

Them go fear say their mama or inlaw mama Na witches and wizards
Romance / Re: Young 'Emergency Dad' Forced To Accept His Newborn Baby (Photos) by mrkings84(m): 9:58pm On Sep 07
In as much as it's filmed, it's 85 percent sure that it's arrangee just for social media content

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Politics / Re: 'We Will Provide You With Insecurity' Monday Okpebholo Gaffes In Viral Video by mrkings84(m): 9:46pm On Sep 07
He just promised the obvious, now they will think it's a mistaken speech.

APC and INSECURITY is like bread and butter.

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Sports / Re: Paralympics 2024: Isau Ogunkunle Wins Bronze Medal In Para Table Tennis Event by mrkings84(m): 7:20pm On Sep 07
This is a clear pointer that if these handicaps are given opportunity politically they will do better than all APC presidents put together.
Celebrities / Re: Skit Maker, Untouchable's Father Dies Of Stroke by mrkings84(m): 7:11pm On Sep 07
Jubok:

You were scammed cause you’re a greedy fool

You and your entire generation na him be fool

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Literature / Re: Write a Short Story of about 100 Words by mrkings84(m): 5:13pm On Sep 07
When I first died.

It was on a Sunday night, 11.59pm precisely.
As I stood urinating into the gutter outside my house with my phone in my hand

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Romance / Re: Why Do Skinny Men Like Big Women?(photo) by mrkings84(m): 4:49pm On Sep 07
Whether skinny or fatty, who you Love Na your choice

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Celebrities / Re: Skit Maker, Untouchable's Father Dies Of Stroke by mrkings84(m): 4:32pm On Sep 07
Easybet1:
Rip to the dead

But this guy fool alot of people on Facebook with stage prank and fake gift to the people on the street

What about the scams?
I was duped of close to 200k by his gangs
Health / Re: Pretty Lady Dies After Complaining Of A Headache (Photos) by mrkings84(m): 8:43pm On Sep 06
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Go back to the psychiatry hospital for a routine checkup.....

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Politics / Re: I Can’t Hand Over Edo State To An Unintelligent Man – Governor Obaseki by mrkings84(m): 9:39am On Sep 05
Yansh Na yansh

Waiting for Tinubu/ Shettima second term presidential campaign

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Obi, Atiku Should Step Aside, We Need New Faces - Kenneth Okonkwo (vid) by mrkings84(m): 9:39am On Sep 05
Why include Obi in that list, has Obi ruled Nigeria b4??
Travel / Re: Fuel: Lagos Residents Decry Transport Fare Hike by mrkings84(m): 9:32am On Sep 05
One thing I like my Western brothers is, in all these, they must still support their brother. These people are ready to die from suffering without complaining in as much as it's their brother that's ruling.


But I pity those my Eastern brothers in Lagos.

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Celebrities / Re: Abdul Hakim Awal Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Time To Hug A Tree by mrkings84(m): 9:25am On Sep 05
ogastone:
What is the benefits in hugging a tree?
Why the Guinness record
nifemi25:
Which one is hug a tree again.... Ghana aje were lo po ju ninu yin..
deavicky:
my brother shame just Dey catch me here.

Sincerely it now looks like this Guinness world records Na the Aba made version.
Cos anything an Africa man put hands no dey remain the same.
Career / Re: Why 26-year-old Photographer Was Arrested And Jailed For 10 Months - Ex Boss by mrkings84(m): 9:04am On Sep 05
Lifestone:

For reporting a stolen Item case at the police station!
He's got no blame Sir

You and him read different thing altogether.
Career / Re: Why 26-year-old Photographer Was Arrested And Jailed For 10 Months - Ex Boss by mrkings84(m): 8:58am On Sep 05
Hmm
Foreign Affairs / Re: 129 Killed As Inmates Attempt Jailbreak From Congo Prison by mrkings84(m): 8:56am On Sep 05
Wizardslayer:
May God have mercy on Africa

The colonialist has done great evil to African continent.

You typed this for NL likes Abi?
Abeg tell me, how did d colonialist done more harm to u than good?

Every good things you have experience in this life, ranging from education to technology etc are all results of the colonialism.
Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity: NNPCL Bars Independent Marketers Amid Surging Prices by mrkings84(m): 8:47am On Sep 05
APC is a cursed party loosed from satanic coven to destroy humanity

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Politics / Re: China To Help Nigeria Fight Money Laundering, Terrorism Financing - Chinese Govt by mrkings84(m): 8:43am On Sep 05
E go shock dem China people when we people manoeuvre and use the money they (China) will pump in to double up.
Sports / Re: Ballon D’or 2024: Super Eagles Winger Ademola Lookman Makes 30-Man Shortlist by mrkings84(m): 8:40am On Sep 05
Now that Messi and Ronaldo names are not included, it's quite difficult to predict who is going to win.

But wait o, how come a whole Man U no get even one single nominee?

Or is man u no longer a football club??

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Sports / Re: Ballon D’or 2024: Super Eagles Winger Ademola Lookman Makes 30-Man Shortlist by mrkings84(m): 8:37am On Sep 05
emmabest2000:
Oshimen nko ?

Them no include him because them no say if him no win, he go give all of them the insults of their lives.

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Events / Re: Billionaire Funeral Undertaker, Apams Buries Sister In Anambra (Photos) by mrkings84(m): 6:28am On Sep 05
Sweeetheart:



Which billionaires and which Igbo class of events? A region I lived for 2years



You people should be hyping mediocre, with una chest beating you no even reach 1-3 of Nigeria billionaire. Fúcking noisemaker

Probably you in the lived in the slums of Igbo land..,. Even your own billionaires can't day same
Politics / Re: Bill Gates, Aliko Dangote, Others Join NEC Meeting by mrkings84(m): 6:18am On Sep 05
Just imagining ni, what exactly will Shettima be telling Bill Gates!!!

The best we have heard in the VP position was Osibanjo while the best at the presidency was Goodluck Jonathan.

The rest na Junkies!!

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