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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy To His Father: "My Wedding Will Be Smaller Than #CuppyGoldGala" by Naughtytboy: 11:31pm On Nov 12, 2019
Chopsydoo:
She's already thinking of wedding?
can u carton my Facebook profile pics
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:53am On Oct 15, 2019
carzola:
Alaye update ur guy on how sweet her
Pussssy is...

Both of u can be sharing it...

Stop being stewpid.
he said he can't
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:46am On Oct 15, 2019
alphaNomega:


Tell her you love her and she is going to break your heart if she pushes you away. Try to make a sad face while saying this.
thanks i will

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Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:45am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:


Why should she? She agreed to spread her legs didn't she? She enjoyed the bedroom activity, didn't she? What's wrong with it suddenly?

Btw: Do you think she will feel better when "your friend" tells her?
hmmm OK thanks
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:45am On Oct 15, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
OK. Ask him to go ahead and tell her.
am tryin not to make her feel i do kiss and tell
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:36am On Oct 15, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Lol. How old are you guys sef
in our twenties
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:32am On Oct 15, 2019
alphaNomega:


Bang her a second time, after that tell her. When your friend goes to talk to her about it he will look silly.
she told me it won't happen again any idea?

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Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:30am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:


Well..here is a simple clue: tell the girl that HE knows about it. Case closed and BS threat dismissed.
won't she feel bad?
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:29am On Oct 15, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
He's threatening to tell the girl or tell her family and friends
letting the girl know he knew Wev had sex
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:28am On Oct 15, 2019
alphaNomega:
Hahaha, how old are you people?

Anyway, tell her first cheesy
in our twenties, u mean i should tell the girl?
Romance / Re: Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:27am On Oct 15, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
Let me get this straight: you friend is threatening to tell the girl that HE knows you guys had sex?!

The girl k own she had sex with you.
You know you had sex with the girl.
Should this be a secret to anyone or what?
the girl wants it to be btwn us i guess
Romance / Thanks for ur time by Naughtytboy: 8:21am On Oct 15, 2019
Thanks for your advice
Sports / Re: Lewandowski Tops 2019 Goalscorers' List With 33 Goals, Messi Is 2nd, CR7 Is 16th by Naughtytboy: 6:08pm On Oct 10, 2019
lexyman:
Lewangoalskills .... that guy scores with ease .especially on fifa 20
fifa 20 on android?
Fashion / Re: Jane Ezenwa Emerges Exquisite Queen Nigeria World 2019 by Naughtytboy: 10:27am On Oct 07, 2019
Not dat charming

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Opinions by Naughtytboy: 8:07am On Sep 29, 2019
Oluromantic:

You don't need any green light again nw. Just ensure the mistake continues to happen. If you get the green light, is it not this same mistake that you need it for? So forget light and focus on mistake. You no sharp sef!
Smiles tnx bro, if I no sharp i for no fit touch her in the ist place but thanks i appreciate
Romance / Please I Need Your Opinions by Naughtytboy: 6:12am On Sep 29, 2019
There is this girl we've been friends for some time now, although I wooed her but she said no, but on two occasions we've accidentally slept together at the same place and she let me romance her twice, the first time she said it was a mistake and would never happen again but it happened again the second time. Please what do you guys think? Is she giving me a green light? Just confused.
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Hacking The Female Mind. by Naughtytboy: 2:03am On Sep 15, 2019
ubunja:
Hacking The Female Mind.


PROLOGUE.
What you want from a woman is her body. But between her body and you stands her mind, còckblócking you. To get the body first capture the mind because where the mind goes, the body follows.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND.
Common Sense tells you that if you're good to a person that person will be good to you. But men and women process goodness differently.

Treat a man with respect and honor and he thinks YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. He will like you and make you his friend. He will want to hang out with you because he finds you likeable.

But treat a woman with respect and honor and she thinks SHE IS awesome and a great woman. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. That's why we call women ENTITLED and "princesses" because in everything it's about them. Honour a woman and she feels exalted and because she feels exalted she feels free to deal with you like you're nothing. Treating you like some worthless piece of shît.

That's the female mindset. It's backwards and reverse.

That's the reason why being Nice to a woman gets you nothing but disrespect and insults. Because women have a psychological tendency to mistake Kindness for Weakness and Niceness for Manipulation. They reason if you have to be Nice then you are powerless to enforce your will ( girl: "Mom! Jason doesn't want to open the door for me" mom: "ASK NICELY and he'll open it for you". So the girl grows into a woman that thinks: Kind=Weak and Nice=Manipulation). But this mindset can be hacked with surprising efficiency:

When you mistreat a man he thinks YOU ARE a worthless piece of shít. And he'll avoid you like the plague. It's to be expected.

BUT!!!! When you mistreat a woman she thinks SHE IS a worthless piece of shît. She figures SHE DESERVES IT. She concludes YOU ARE awesome and a great guy. She will like you, seek you out and befriend you. According to her, you're likeable.

Is she crazy?
Not really. The foundations of her psychology were laid in her childhood. As were the foundations of all our psychology:

Every boy begins as a Bad Boy. No boy is born nice. When you were young Mother-Nature implanted in your mind an instinct that appeared counterproductive: the instinct to be mean to the girl that you like. . Then in the mind of the girl that you liked Mother-Nature implanted a nurturing instinct that pushed her to you: the belief every girl has that her love can change a boy . These instincts are two sides of the same coin. They work hand in hand.

While 80% of boys eventually have the Bad Boy instinct extinguished by Society, virtually all girls find their Bad Boy-seeking instinct amplified by the same Society through fairy tales like the Beauty & the Beast. The result? A female population attracted to Violent Expressions of Love and a male population that thinks women are stupid for it.

HACKING THE FEMALE MIND THROUGH COMMUNICATION.
What if I told you there are secret languages you never heard of that Players and lustful Women use to communicate and hook up right under your nose? What if I told you there are sex languages spoken everyday in public that don't contain a single dirty word that "those in the know" recognize and respond to with the masses none the wiser? And what if I told you these languages can be learned?

Secret Language 1: the language of double meaning words.

Every public language of every country has words with two meanings: one clean one dirty (e.g "Come" ). These words are not necessarily slang. While these words can be used on national radio, on TV, at work and at church it is very well known that when said WITH A CERTAIN LOOK ON YOUR FACE, OR A CERTAIN TONE IN YOUR VOICE, OR WITH A WINK OF THE EYE OR A GIGGLE IN YOUR VOICE you intend to convey the dirty meaning of the word. These words or phrases are called double entendre. You can build a whole language with them. Women and Players communicate secretly by using these ordinary words publicly but hinting they intend for the dirty meanings to be understood.

For example; you can stand in the street and shout "I'm Coming". Most people will not even raise their heads and will assume you're telling someone you're headed their way. But the hòrny he-goats who live on xvideos will look at you and smile. They picked up on the second dirty meaning of the phrase: "I'm ejaculating". They are "in the know".

Especially that phrase "I'm Coming" works wonders: Back in the day I worked as a Librarian and Lab Technician at a boarding school for girls and the H.O.D I reported to was a dumb guy who used to call me to his office to ask me even dumber questions and on the phone I would say "I'm coming". Eventually he told me to stop using that phrase because it was making him feel uncomfortable, coming from me!

Women use such words to try to identify and connect with like-minded men AKA the Players. Watch out for when girls use words like Big, Pound, Slide, Come, Penetrate, Enter, Deep, Hard, Long, Drill etc (words that also apply to sex) ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CONVERSATION OR TOPIC HARDLY CALLS FOR THE USE OF THESE WORDS. OR IF IT DOES, SHE KEEPS REPEATING AND EMPHASIZING THESE WORDS NEEDLESSLY. The girl is sexualizing the conversation. . It's the secret language.

The beauty of this language is that it is 100% safe to use anywhere. The ability of a person to catch the message entirely depends on how dirty his mind is . To a clean minded man the message will never register. no harm done. But to a dirty mind even clean words bring up dirty ideas. Remember those "clean images for the dirty minds" where you look at an innocent picture but because your mind is dirty you see something else entirely? That's exactly what this language is all about. except it's using words.

My earliest encounter with this language was a decade or so back, at Church, of all places! The Pastor said something like "sizingane sasijabula sishaye inyawo" ("as children we would be overjoyed and beat our thighs" ). this is a very innocent phrase in my vernacular that denotes happiness (I'm sure in many African countries people, especially women, slap their thighs during arguments to make a point. Pastor was referring to something along those lines). Now, my mind was ready to let the phrase go but the girls next to me burst into giggles. Naturally I asked if the Pastor had said something funny. One of the girls said "uPastor uthi babeshaya inyawo" ("the Pastor says they used to beat their thighs" ) and I was like "so?" Then she whispered, "that's sex! ". My eyes were opened. Indeed the phrase was also used to mean sex. But my clean mind never went there! And apparently neither did the Pastor's. I asked myself how many times had I missed messages delivered to me this way??

INCEPTION.
All sex begins in the mind. You can nudge a girl's mind towards sex by implanting ideas in her without being dirty, disrespectful or obvious. Take this whole language thing and reverse it to implant thoughts into a girl's mind faster and far easier than Leonardo DiCaprio and his crew in the movie Inception.

One day I was in a supermarket queue and a lady left her queue and joined mine. as she arrived I pointed at the queue she just left and absentmindedly remarked "it's too long? ". She giggled. I asked why she was giggling, she replied "You said it's too long".

We both laughed looking at each other in a funny way. I had just given her a dirty idea. What can be "too long" except a Dick!

Every single day is full of dozens of circumstances begging to be sexualized like this. Learn this language and you'll be amazed how women naturally find sexual connections in innocent conversations.

Secret Language 2: the language of opposites.
Ever talked to a girl and she told you what she wanted in a man and you took her words as a tip, rushing to do those very things, only to hit a brick wall and be rejected by her? What went wrong? -------------> You took her words at face value. Women will never be straightforward with you. Why should they make it easy for you? . But luckily for you women have never been smart and their idea of being cryptic is to say something but mean the opposite. It's a code. It's a language.

If you watch Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, or any of those Dating & Relationships TV shows DO NOT DO the things the women on these shows tell you to do because YOU WILL FAIL. 100%. Women will never be straightforward with the World. Why should they make it easy for the World to call them whòrés and sluts? It's a man's World. Women have a lot to hide. A lot to lose. The answer that a woman gives on live TV with her family, relatives, neighbors, bosses, friends and pastor watching is not the same answer she gives in private. Players know this. Apparently Nice Guys don't.

What a woman says in public concerning her sexual desires NEVER take it to heart because Women are so used to hiding their desires by denying them that it has become their default response to speak in opposites. It serves as a SHlT TEST: Women speak in opposites to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you take a woman's words at face value you are the Chaff. Men like you are NEEDED. Women don't want every man to be a Player. Players give Dick only. But Women don't live by Dick alone but by the Dollars of guys like you.

And by the same token, whatever women as a group say they hate about men, GO OUT AND DO THAT THING. You can never lose. When Women complain about something it's because they are seeing it in the men they are fvcking which means to be a man that women are fvcking you have to do that thing that women are complaining about because the thing women are complaining about is the thing that attracts them. They are only complaining because they had hoped to CHANGE that behavior in those men but failed. Women love you to change you. It's not rocket science. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

How do you become the Wheat/Dick? By not being so damn literal. women live in a world of opposites. Learn the language of that World:

When you talk to a girl and she tells you she likes ABC in men, go out and do XYZ. oppose her words. You'll see results. And by the same token, when a girl tells you she hates ABC in men, go out and do the same ABC she told you she hates. She will like you for it. Everything is in reverse. It's a code. A language.

when a girl tells you "I'm fine", she's definitely not fine. When she tells you "Go, I will be OK", don't go, she won't be OK. And when she starts a sentence with, "I don't usually do this... ", just know, she has done it a thousand times. Using the same formula by now you know if Dick size matters or not.

READING WOMEN LIKE AN OPEN BOOK.
A woman wants men to think she is complicated and impossible to figure out. That "mystery" is part and parcel of being female. It's a lie that only appears truthful because men evolved to be straightforward communicators (its a man's world they have nothing to fear or hide), while women evolved to speak in opposites (it's a man's world women have everything to fear and hide).

The immortal saying "A Woman's No Is A Yes" originated with men who figured this out.

Women long to be inscrutable and impossible to understand but because they have never been that intelligent, their idea of being "impossible to understand" is to say everything in reverse. Simple. But extremely puzzling to your straightforward mind. Figure this out and women will be simple as toys.

WORDS VS ACTIONS.
Is a woman confusing you because her actions are contradicting her words? Believe her actions. Actions never lie. just MUTE THE AUDIO CHANNEL and work with the video channel:

- A woman will tell you she doesn't cheat and she loves her BF with all her heart MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN. Reverse her words to understand her actions.

- When a woman tells you she's coming to your place but "there will be no sex", SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE IS COMING FOR SEX. Take that shower and prepare those condoms. you're getting laid.

- When a woman tells you she's leaving in 2 mins MEANWHILE SHE IS TAKING OFF HER JACKET AND SITTING ON YOUR BED. Again, the message is reverse: she's hopping sex will begin in 2 mins.

THE OPPOSITE GREEN LIGHT.
There is a Green Light that many guys miss.
It's hidden. But guys who understand the game of opposites never miss it:

Every guy encounters this girl atleast once in his life. and im guessing you have too. That girl who's sweet to everyone else but sour to you, that girl who's happy in the group until you arrive and she leaves, that girl always the first to mock you or your attire, that girl who always seems to be angry at you for no reason, that girl behaving like an angry Ex except you dont have a history with her or her friends or her sisters, that girl about whom your friends keep asking "dude what ever did you do to that girl?", that girl you always try to avoid because you know she hates your guts but for some strange unexplained reason you keep bumping into her ... what the hell is her problem?? --------> she loves you

Now you know.

# TheRedPill
# MGTOW

CC:
emmy2807
SOFTDRINK
justiniyke29
RipMorosini
reservd
Aiziko
Avedonn
kkins25

there is this girl Wev been friends for long and I usually tell her I love her, so sometimes last week we slept together in a place cause she couldn't go home, i touched her bobs and she responded by moaning we later had a heavy romance but no sex, she later told me it was a mistake but also asked me if I we were in a more comfortable place would sex had happened dat night, so am confused, how do I Bleep her,

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Sports / Re: Still NO Win In Pre-season, Real Madrid Can't Find Right Direction Under Zidane by Naughtytboy: 9:58am On Jul 31, 2019
Leonbonapart:
Please I am searching for the title of one song by MI Ababa.
Part of the lyrics he said: "first in High school they call us Alleluja kids"

Another part: "I struggle with my grades but on stage I will shine"

Thanks in advance
fire boy ft m. I hallelujah search Google
Sports / Re: Lille To Sign Nigeria's Osimhen As Replacement For Arsenal Bound Pepe by Naughtytboy: 8:13am On Jul 31, 2019
post=80793085:
Arsenal is getting a very good player in Pepe.
Watch out for the Gunners this season guys.

72 MILLION POUNDS African Player!
He his soooo good.

This is what Jose Fonte one of his team mate says about him :

"Sometimes kicking him is the only way to stop him in training,"He can play anywhere he wants, it's as simple as that. If he goes to [Real] Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester United or Manchester City, he can do that and will do a good job."
He was the 2nd highes goal scorer after Mbappe last season.

Lille bought him for just 9Million Pounds 2 years ago and now selling him for 92 MILLION pounds!
Good Business!


We have an interesting thread coming up on him soon as soon as he finishes his medical.

Happy for Our Naija Osimhen also.....in advance!
so what happened to him at the nation's cup bro

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Sports / Re: Juventus Will Not Be On FIFA 20 After PES 2020 Partner Deal (Photos) by Naughtytboy: 9:50pm On Jul 16, 2019
Fatasy:
who cares so far as they cant remove it fro fifa19
. Pls are you playing it on android?
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Have Reached The Semi-Finals In 15 Out Of 18 AFCON Appearances by Naughtytboy: 9:46am On Jul 11, 2019
eugenenwajei:
ekong goal na luck
mumu if him no leav defense come contest, him for score? Goat �

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Phones / Re: I Need Games That Can Work Well by Naughtytboy: 8:25pm On Jun 25, 2019
shogsman:


It’s online,around 2gig
can u play it with 3g ntwrk
Phones / Re: Itel P33 Plus; Any Review? by Naughtytboy: 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2019
Nice phone good battery life, dats what am typing from
Phones / Re: I Need Games That Can Work Well by Naughtytboy: 12:22pm On Jun 25, 2019
SaucyBenks:
The only worthy game on phones is pes 2019.

is it online or offline how large is it
Romance / Re: Ladies And Smart Guys Please Help Me Out On This. by Naughtytboy: 11:35pm On Jun 11, 2019
kenzosky:
"What about you" means she's already in love with you. Must she spell it out for you.
thanks bro
Romance / Ladies And Smart Guys Please Help Me Out On This. by Naughtytboy: 10:45pm On Jun 11, 2019
I was trying to woo a friend of mine to a girl who also happens to be my friend. At the middle of the conversation i told her my friend loves her so much, she replied with WHAT ABOUT YOU. PLS AM CONFUSED.
Phones / Re: Itel Prime IV 1704 by Naughtytboy: 8:14am On Jun 08, 2019
I use p33 plus and it amazing

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Phones / How Do I Locate Konga Office In Abuja by Naughtytboy: 10:42am On May 23, 2019
iam planing on getting a phone from konga here in abuja .
Phones / Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by Naughtytboy: 9:42pm On May 22, 2019
aro1:
its a nice phone,but remember it's a basic phone for simple performance.. not sure if it cn handle FIFA
my ist android phn ws tecno m3 it less dan igig ram and i played fifa on it
Phones / Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by Naughtytboy: 3:08pm On May 22, 2019
aro1:
Hi guys,am using nokia 2,nd its non removable battery,i will like to change the battery,is it available,nd is it possible
pls how is dx phns performance,i,want to get it nxt week,can it handle fifa ?if u dnt mind pls giv me a screenshot,hows d camera,thanks
Phones / Re: My Honest Opinion About Xiaomi And Other Mtk Devices by Naughtytboy: 2:56pm On May 22, 2019
waitn for my nokia 2
Phones / Re: My Honest Opinion About Xiaomi And Other Mtk Devices by Naughtytboy: 2:55pm On May 22, 2019
if not samsung ,it should b nokia d rest can go to hell

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