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Child Custody ;d;d by Nobody: 1:18pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody". The judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose. "Your Honour, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?" |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by actoor(m): 11:33am On Mar 12, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by folly69(m): 11:40am On Mar 12, 2008 |
nice 1 |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by olulu(m): 12:17pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
@poster Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?" Good question, possible answers or questions has there been another coin hanging in the machine before u inserted your coin? is the coin factory fitted? or aba made? was the coin in raincoat? was the coin like dat of tufe, kola or clem? where was the coin inserted into the "6" or the "9"? |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by anietie01: 12:21pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
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Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tjtj1(m): 1:31pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
wtf@last poster. nice one poster old but still nice |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by clemcykul(f): 1:46pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
lmao olulu the coin was not wearing a raincoat, infact it waz coatless! and the coke processn was damn to fantastic as for the change after the insertion of coins is the baby lol |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 4:18pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
na that kind thing you dey like nice joke sha |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by TOYOSI20(f): 9:22pm On Mar 12, 2008 |
Refreshing JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 1:52pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
yeah, it is |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by micklplus(m): 2:07pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
Good joke cheers |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 2:14pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
cheers to you too sir |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by segunpc(m): 2:39pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
insult upon injury. he won the case sha. good joke poster. |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by tufe(m): 2:45pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
. . it is salt to injury, and not insult upon injury |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by ituen(m): 7:20pm On Mar 13, 2008 |
effect of goingto a primary(grammer)school |
Re: Child Custody ;d;d by adekennis(m): 9:02am On Mar 18, 2008 |
nice joke |
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