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silky (m)
Dead Analyst
« on: April 28, 2006, 09:33 AM »

An Analyst/Programmer dies and is met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him if he wants to go to Heaven or Hell.

‘You mean I get to choose?’ the man asks.
‘Oh yes, you can have a look at each and then decide for yourself.’ Saint Peter replies. Saint Peter points into the window of Heaven where people are relaxing, reading books and chatting. All seems very pleasant.

Then Saint Peter points into the window of Hell where there is a distinct party atmosphere, music and laughter can be heard and people are definitely having fun.
‘I think I’ll opt for Hell’ says the Analyst/Programmer, ‘It looks much better to me!’
So, Saint Peter lifts the ’phone and asks the Devil to come and escort the man to Hell.

On their arrival, the door opens to reveal a hot smelly room full of people shovelling shit. The Devil hands him a shovel.
‘What’s going on - what about the place Saint Peter showed me?’ asks the man, in a panic.
‘Ah,’ smiles the Devil, ‘that was the demo’.
Ddii (f)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #1 on: April 28, 2006, 09:58 AM »

hmmn.
this is food for thot
kajad (m)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #2 on: April 28, 2006, 10:46 AM »

word!!!!
micklplus (m)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #3 on: April 28, 2006, 01:38 PM »

Thats a good one ! all that glitters aint gold
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #4 on: April 28, 2006, 08:03 PM »

Not really. The moral is that programmers' demos are less good than the real thing.  Grin
alter-ego
Re: Dead Analyst
« #5 on: April 28, 2006, 08:34 PM »

Says who  Huh Huh Huh
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #6 on: April 28, 2006, 10:08 PM »

Quote from: alter-ego on April 28, 2006, 08:34 PM
Says who  Huh Huh Huh

Hello, brother programmer. I happen to agree with you.
actoor (m)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #7 on: May 28, 2008, 04:28 PM »

waoooooooooooo
Jeovy (m)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #8 on: May 28, 2008, 06:41 PM »

The devil na programmer?
krama (m)
Re: Dead Analyst
« #9 on: May 29, 2008, 12:39 AM »

Well. . .
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