Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”

So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new **** Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school **** right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man **** I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk ****, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy **** talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”

But then the dude on the other shoulder said, “ What *****?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton ****! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”

Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.

Then I asked myself should I go find this ***** and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.

So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits me… Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!

Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]
Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “” and a “LovePeddler” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL

Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans ****** and how he hates “Black *****es”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk ****!

So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man ****. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here love-vendor!

Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works.

You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.

I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your ***** ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day *****!

So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!

St☆rStruck:

death!
Sauron, you gotta respect Nick for doing what a man's supposed to do, that is, take up for his girl. Yes, he may be wack, but respect is due.

~Sauron~:

Eminem was just having fun. . . . .
He has dissed Bush, Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff and our very own Amy Winehouse.
That's is his way of amusing his audience. . . . .Nick Cannon didn't have to take it this far.

~Sauron~:

It wasn't as if Eminem dedicated a whole track on Mariah Careh to diss. . . .Nick is taking this shit personal.
Over what? A mere cougar??

St☆rStruck:

It was cute back in '01 but now it's overplayed. I want to see him attack guys.

Sauron if someone was someone was talking shit about your wife, you'll do the same.

~Sauron~:


@ Kay_Pumping,

Every single time a rapper uses the word "BITCH/BITCHES", he has disrespected women.
Name calling is just the tip of iceberg. . . . . .Using the B-word is much worse.
Stop being a blind hypocrite.

kay_pumpin:

I am not even restricting it to Mariah Carey issue.
But take a second look at the roll call of Em's victims,and you can't but think dude has a misplaced priority.
Even Nelly had the gut to take on KRS-1 , and Soildier boy,Nas!
Stop being a rabble-rouser.

dejiariyo:

i am not suprised , this demented dude called sauron said tupac who had song to uplift women e.g dear mama,brenda got a baby and keep ya head up is overated.

eminem who had song about raping,cussing his mum , dissed notable women is the best rapper, so why shud i be suprised, u shud know the kind of home he is from and always tryna act like his brain is missing.

name notable rapper that eminem in his whole career has battle for him to be best rapper alive when we know hiphop is all about competiton but only thing eminem talk about are some wierd shiit that dont even make no sense.

imagine if eminem happens to be a black man maybe he will never be overated this much, cos dude is highly overated even dissing amy winehouse shows he lost the ploy and he terribly needs help.

~Sauron~:

Eminem's victims are all celebrities. . . . .
That is his signature. . . . . .Diss whoever fails to fall in line.

U are a goat. . . . . So because 2Pac sang "Dear Mama' meant he respected women??
What about "Wonder Why They Call U Bitch" and his rants of fucking someone else's wife on "Hit 'Em Up and dissing Lil' Kim and Lauryn Hill etc?
Is that respect to women you RoosterDrinker?

That is poetry.
Biggie called his father a loser, 2Pac said the same about his dad.
They are not legends because of these personal schitzos. . . . . .They are legends because of their rhyme structure, flow and delivery.

You are not intelligent. . . . .U don't have to battle to be a legend.
Biggie did not battle with anyone to be a legend. As u can read(assuming you are literate), even Nick Cannon acknowledges Eminem's superiority in lyricism and wordplay. He is a legend and he was voted in a poll of 960,000 voters.

Whether overrated or not. . . . . .His 3 studio albums which spanned between 1999 and 2004 outsold 2Pac's 14 albums that spanned between 1992 and 2007.

dejiariyo:

this are gibberish, lyrically he is not as good as nas and jadakiss

dejiariyo:

imagine if both artiste were to be , its just ludcrious that our society will live in celebrate stupidity than talents.

dejiariyo:

tell me how dissing women can turn someone into a legend, legend my ass, his new work is as wack as anything.

kay_pumpin:

Eminem is lyrically deft and adroit.
The fact he doesn't address topicals and subject matters that are palatable and more acceptable like these 2 rappers you mentioned doensn't make him a non-lyricist.

Eminem is not a non-talented white boy,and i do not buy into the white skin poppy-cocks.He's one of the wittiest emcee i have ever listened to grace the mic.His word plays are top drawer but i think his ability to get too unserious is a tad folly.I berate him for his attacking defence-less pop artiste.Take on your ilks Em,not Moby.

Nas has not being able to re-live illmatics till date,does that make him wack?

Eminem raised the bar,too high for even himself with MM LP.
His inability to make 2 classical album is not a SIN attributable to only him in the Hip Hop genre.

OMO IBO:

i'm trying really hard to see if i could come to Eminem's defence but i'm struggling.

kay_pumpin:

Take on your ilks Em,not Moby.

Rotfl!!!

spikedcylinder:

Eminem's style of dissing people has become monotonous and boring. What else does he have to offer? Frigging loony junkie!

I like the way Nick makes fun of himself though. [b]He knows he's not as big as Eminem [/b]but doesn't think its enough for Eminem to disrespect him or his wife. I can imagine how foul Eminem will get when people diss Hayley. You get what you give innit?

chiogo:

Eminem is not even big either. I think that gave Nick more courage. It's a 50-50 situation if it gets physical.

spikedcylinder:

Eminem's style of dissing people has become monotonous and boring. What else does he have to offer? Frigging loony junkie!

spikedcylinder:

Lol.
I understand its his style to diss people but he should also not expect everyone to accept his disses with arms wide open. Also, he should get with the program and evolve.