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Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Nobody: 10:04pm On May 02, 2010
An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break
up and she wants pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went around to his buddies and collected
all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you."

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Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by olufunmi(f): 12:30am On May 03, 2010
nice one ther :De. must be a very mean guy lipsrsealed.

Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by 1stknight(m): 5:49pm On May 03, 2010
@ poster
nice joke

@ olufunmi
y d picz?
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by koolpal(m): 9:33am On May 04, 2010
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Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by koolpal(m): 9:39am On May 04, 2010
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Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by barbz101(m): 2:11pm On May 05, 2010
@POSTER D JOKE IS KUUL.
@ OLUFUNMI DEM TELL U SAY NA BEAUTY PEAGENT WE WAN KOOL HERE?
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Shalomcapa(m): 5:03am On May 06, 2010
@olufunmi, why the pic
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Nobody: 8:52am On May 06, 2010
she dey one of the 25 pictures
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by jumaingirl(f): 10:09am On May 06, 2010
barbz101:

@POSTER D JOKE IS KUUL.
@ OLUFUNMI DEM TELL U SAY NA BEAUTY PEAGENT WE WAN KOOL HERE?

Abeg help me ask am
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by cibilola(f): 10:49am On May 06, 2010
Olufunmi why have you posted a picture of yourself? embarassed we don't want to see you! tongue
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Nobody: 12:09pm On May 06, 2010
wink that makes three
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by flexystar(f): 4:27pm On May 06, 2010
sting_224:

she dey one of the 25 pictures
hahahaha, ur tongue stings lol.
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by tanimz(f): 7:08pm On May 06, 2010
@Poster, nice job. Keep it up!  wink

@All those insulting Olufunmi, free her jo
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by EfemenaXY: 7:00pm On May 25, 2010
Sting_224

cool joke cool

dis one na double-edged sword of revenge cheesy
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by obojo(m): 7:30pm On May 25, 2010
No blame am, She think say na facebook
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Abbygyal(f): 7:59pm On May 25, 2010
nice joke. .
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Pogistega(m): 11:23am On May 27, 2010
Very Stale and modified shocked shocked shocked

As a chronic critic, you ought to be able to do far better than that.
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by romsky: 11:39am On May 27, 2010
hmmm more like re-cycled & re-named
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Greatdesi(m): 2:19pm On May 29, 2010
Maybe thats one of the pics the ranger returned
Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by Nobody: 3:24pm On May 29, 2010
Pogistega:

Very Stale and modified shocked shocked shocked

As a chronic critic, you ought to be able to do far better than that.

romsky:

hmmm more like re-cycled & re-named


I'll take that as a compliment. I hope future posts by any of u guys won't be stale or dry,
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Re: Nice Dear John Letter Reply by dhurlarpur(m): 5:05pm On Aug 18, 2017
nice one....sharp guy

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