1. Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
2. Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough.
3. Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
4. Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
5. Men are like….Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
6. Men are like….Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
7. Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.  8. Men are like….Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
9. Men are like….Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
10. Men are like….Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
11. Men are like….Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
12. Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. 
13.  Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you’re riding it.
14. Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
15. Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
16. Men are like ….Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.

more?. . .

Men are like,  Computers.
    Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like,  Coolers.
    Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like,  Copiers.
    You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like,  Bike helmets.
    Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like,  Used Cars.
   Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like,  High heels.
   They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like,  Curling irons.
    They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like,  Lava lamps.
    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like,  Mini skirts.
    If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like,  Noodles.
    They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like,  Plungers.
    They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like,  Placemats.
    They only show up when there's food on the table.

Wo! Man

Women are like lysaa, posting jokes like these makes the forum Woo-ish!!!

lol. I expected a reply that, I don't care tho. keeps me laughing on.

Girl,u are wicked,wetin we do you na?

lol, u guys suck so much that u rock

funny is the world of men

I guess u ladys make the world more fun 4 us

Men are like Chewing-Gum;You chew and throw 'em away.

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Lysaa!

lol @ sincity, why u deY hola my name as if I  don commit sin when u never see?

OK, I get it, u are sincity, there is no sin u havent seen, so this must be a revelation of truth hence u are awed! 
meanwhile. .

@ Aristole,
I like that. .fire down!

girlfriend,

u been rollin with d wrong kind of men

sum like us are pile drivers, drillers, anacondas and d likes




nice joke though

LMAO @ Olulu,

some men are like pile drivers, srew drivers, drillers anacondas and the likes, when u let em in, could leave u broken, empty . . ladies Beware!

@poster

Is your man like that?

Una sure say iysaa get guy self? maybe she no dey attractive to guys, thats why she wrote those sermon. Na wah oooooooooo,

U guys suck, I mean rock. .hehehe
This is fun!!!!!!

I think she is just lonely, miserable and sad that other chicks got themself a man and she aint got any

lysaa:

lol @ sincity, why u deY hola my name as if I don commit sin when u never see?

OK, I get it, u are sincity, there is no sin u havent seen, so this must be a revelation of truth hence u are awed!
meanwhile. .

I just like the name sha

LYSAA

LMAO, Do I look like I have probs with having a man?FYI, I could have as many as i want with a snap of my finger 

Men Are like dogs. .when a lady whistles, they come running down. 

lawdieee rofmlo keep em coming beibie

Man with good sense of humour, thanks. .

and for ur info clem is a she and not he cool sermon tho but u harsh o

Oh my baddy,

ok then, U's the man.

lysaa:

LMAO, Do I look like I have probs with having a man?FYI, I could have as many as i want with a snap of my finger 

Men Are like dogs. .when a lady whistles, they come running down. 

@ poster, women are like monkeys; there hardly look away when they see anything that looks like BANANA

hahaha, see im face like babamutu

lysaa:

LMAO, Do I look like I have probs with having a man?FYI, I could have as many as i want with a snap of my finger

Men Are like dogs. .when a lady whistles, they come running down.

And the lady goes down on all fours and get all banged up like a dog she is.

I'm sure u ain't all that, snap finger and u have you some banana all in ur mouth

U know what? i really want to see how pretty or ugly u are.So can u kindly attach ur pics to prove ur point

A womans privates are like personal atm machines stick a manliness in and money comes out of u.

nice one folly

thanks bro

Women are like recharge cards, u see them everywhere and most of them have been used n thrown away

Women r lik Iraq,

if u go in wit ur AK wit safety off,

u r definately gona b in 4 a guuuuuuuud time. . . . , . , , , .

well posted ,pointgun

now, u guys are having a good time with your come-backs, u can as well start up your thread instead  , this thread is supposed to be for ladies on;ly