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Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 4:29pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
1. Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 2. Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough. 3. Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest. 4. Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them. 5. Men are like….Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why. 6. Men are like….Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard. 7. Men are like….Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. 8. Men are like….Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long. 9. Men are like….Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say. 10. Men are like….Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off. 11. Men are like….Government Bonds. They take so long to mature. 12. Men are like….Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. 13. Men are like….Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you’re riding it. 14. Men are like….Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 15. Men are like….Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 16. Men are like ….Snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last. more?. . . Men are like, Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like, Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. Men are like, Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like, Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY. Men are like, Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable. Men are like, High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like, Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like, Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like, Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like, Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. Men are like, Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like, Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 4:55pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
Wo! Man Women are like lysaa, posting jokes like these makes the forum Woo-ish!!! |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 9:56pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
lol. I expected a reply that, I don't care tho. keeps me laughing on. |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by Jeovy(m): 10:11pm On Jun 02, 2008 |
Girl,u are wicked,wetin we do you na? |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 12:03am On Jun 03, 2008 |
lol, u guys suck so much that u rock funny is the world of men |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by Jeovy(m): 9:38am On Jun 03, 2008 |
I guess u ladys make the world more fun 4 us |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by aristole(m): 10:58am On Jun 03, 2008 |
Men are like Chewing-Gum;You chew and throw 'em away. |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 11:26am On Jun 03, 2008 |
No comment yet Lysaa! |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 4:37pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
lol @ sincity, why u deY hola my name as if I don commit sin when u never see? OK, I get it, u are sincity, there is no sin u havent seen, so this must be a revelation of truth hence u are awed! meanwhile. . @ Aristole, I like that. .fire down! |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by olulu(m): 4:42pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
girlfriend, u been rollin with d wrong kind of men sum like us are pile drivers, drillers, anacondas and d likes nice joke though |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 4:56pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
LMAO @ Olulu, some men are like pile drivers, srew drivers, drillers anacondas and the likes, when u let em in, could leave u broken, empty . . ladies Beware! |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by tngtech(m): 5:00pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
@poster Is your man like that? |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by nawah1980(m): 5:08pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
Una sure say iysaa get guy self? maybe she no dey attractive to guys, thats why she wrote those sermon. Na wah oooooooooo, |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 5:25pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
U guys suck, I mean rock. .hehehe This is fun!!!!!! |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 9:51am On Jun 04, 2008 |
I think she is just lonely, miserable and sad that other chicks got themself a man and she aint got any lysaa: |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 1:40pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
LMAO, Do I look like I have probs with having a man?FYI, I could have as many as i want with a snap of my finger Men Are like dogs. .when a lady whistles, they come running down. |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by clemcykul(f): 1:49pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
lawdieee rofmlo keep em coming beibie |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 1:50pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Man with good sense of humour, thanks. . |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by folly69(m): 1:59pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
and for ur info clem is a she and not he cool sermon tho but u harsh o |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Oh my baddy, ok then, U's the man. |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by babamutu: 2:11pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
lysaa: @ poster, women are like monkeys; there hardly look away when they see anything that looks like BANANA |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 3:12pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
hahaha, see im face like babamutu |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by sincity(m): 3:32pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
lysaa: And the lady goes down on all fours and get all banged up like a dog she is. I'm sure u ain't all that, snap finger and u have you some banana all in ur mouth |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by spenchuks(m): 3:57pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
U know what? i really want to see how pretty or ugly u are.So can u kindly attach ur pics to prove ur point |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by folly69(m): 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
A womans privates are like personal atm machines stick a manliness in and money comes out of u. |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by spenchuks(m): 5:52pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
nice one folly |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by folly69(m): 5:54pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
thanks bro |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by krama(m): 3:18am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by ituen(m): 4:18am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Women are like recharge cards, u see them everywhere and most of them have been used n thrown away |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by gunpoint(m): 7:09am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Women r lik Iraq, if u go in wit ur AK wit safety off, u r definately gona b in 4 a guuuuuuuud time. . . . , . , , , . |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by saucekid(m): 9:25am On Jun 05, 2008 |
well posted ,pointgun |
Re: Men Are Like. . . ( 4 ladies only) by lysaa(f): 1:48pm On Jun 05, 2008 |
now, u guys are having a good time with your come-backs, u can as well start up your thread instead , this thread is supposed to be for ladies on;ly |
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