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Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 5:55pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
MARTIN and Mary phoned Tim, an acquintance, to give their birthday greetings. They dialled the number and then sang 'Happy Birthday' together to him. When they had completed their terribly off-key rendition, they discovered that they had phoned the wrong number. "Don't let it bother you, "said a strange but very amused voice. "You folks obviously need all the practice you can get." |
Re: Phone Practise by sats: 5:57pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
its ok |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 6:29pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Sats u be IBO? Lol |
Re: Phone Practise by Ben13: 6:29pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
hmm. . . |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 6:33pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Ben the remixer |
Re: Phone Practise by citous(m): 8:51pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' |
Re: Phone Practise by sats: 9:36pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
@studio am not ibo, y? do i sound lyk 1? @ciro u try |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 9:56pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Cito_us , u wan hijack my thread? Lol U try sha @sats- yes oh my bros. Lol |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 10:43pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
warra dreadful Copy & Paste joke! I bet you don't know the meaning of the phrase: terrible off-key rendition nor be by force to post joke sha |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 10:47pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
*Ignores the swaggerless street kid* |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
**Slaps the bush |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 2:48am On Sep 23, 2010 |
Comot make i pass jor |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 2:49am On Sep 23, 2010 |
Pass jor! and try not to fall into gutter on your way out sha! |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 2:57am On Sep 23, 2010 |
I wont cuz na God pikin and i be - and him never fall my hand before. Those people wey dey wish to see me fall go live to see me fly higher |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 2:59am On Sep 23, 2010 |
Amen Oya go sleep now |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 3:07am On Sep 23, 2010 |
U can frustrate an angel oh Wetin, na your world i come? |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 3:13am On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^ are you frustrated stud?? |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 10:56am On Sep 23, 2010 |
U NO UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE - DID U? I SAID U SHOULD STOP PESTERING MY LIFE. U MAKE ME SICK. GOSHHHH |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 9:53pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^but you are sick man e be like say u don learn new word Gosh u know wetin e mean sef?? na u sabi wetin dey pester u for night so tey you nor fit sleep |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 9:55pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Ok i dey go sleep Bye |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 9:58pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^ Yeah, you be a good Boy and do just that! nor forget to p*ss for toilet 1st o! (we nor want make u wet ur bed dis night) and make sure you flush & wash ur hands too |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 8:16am On Sep 24, 2010 |
I no get your time. Sorry |
Re: Phone Practise by angelz(f): 1:40pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
@ cito us. 9ice |
Re: Phone Practise by dupsytosh(f): 2:02pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
@cito us tnx for making up for the dry joke |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 2:16pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Biff! |
Re: Phone Practise by edogho(m): 2:18pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
mushu joke mushu joke no try am again o |
Re: Phone Practise by blacksta(m): 2:51pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
I laugh with one tooth |
Re: Phone Practise by StudioCFR(m): 2:53pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
U go soon laugh with your one leg up - ewu |
Re: Phone Practise by EfemenaXY: 10:28pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
blacksta: hehehe!! so wetin happen to the remaining teeth na?? |
Re: Phone Practise by nellaluv(f): 1:51pm On Sep 25, 2010 |
Hmm. . . inyama, wetin be this , i dey vex when i was reading it e no funny at all |
Re: Phone Practise by mitchyy(f): 2:09pm On Sep 25, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Phone Practise by KennyG6(m): 2:55pm On Sep 25, 2010 |
is this meant to be a joke? |
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