Joebayo217:
I will rather move to Nottingham Forest than to move to club wey no get champions league trophies

Watch out. Join the train now

Champe will soon be ours

UP ARSENAL

Keep it up

Man U as a club is now useless

Y'all should move to Arsenal


you devils

This Barcelona club is now useless

Chelshit

Hope Buhari has impressed so far


im asking his supporters in here

We warned y'all

BTW, this Buhari Change ehhhn


Abeg, OAM4J, come and carry your Change ooo. The Change you wrote so glowingly about few years ago


We don't want Next Level too

AjanleKoko:
I visited yet again, but nobody home

lol

Agba ti de indeed

They are not home because dem don lose dem energy. Everybody don old

AjanleKoko:


I didn't even know this Nairaland still dey exist

Una for try modify the emojis na

Ola baba, I hail

Hello bro

You know we value your contributions on NL

Please, do not stop visiting. We follow you secretly oo

About emojis, hmmmmm

We need to get it right oo

isalegan2:


I doubt you used your real name as your moniker, and you did post on March 12, but I still have to ask: did you see this list posted on April 23 with "Ajanlekoko" on it? I didn't even know it's a real name.

https://www.nairaland.com/5789272/chidinma-olajide-dies-coronavirus-uk#88364877

Professor Ola, I sight you. Stay away from covidity. Greetings to you and yours.

Isale

Ages oo

AjanleKoko:


Hi�☺️

We thank God oooo

Good to see you here bro. I hope everything is fine

Hmmmmmm

Where are some of my favourite Nairalanders?

And members of this thread?

Ajanlekoko, oyb, Naijababe, Katsumoto, kilode1, Debosky, Yamakuza, Physics QED, and many more.

Where are these people? C'mon guys, give us a wave. Let's know you're okay. This is a community. We care

Just imagine. oyb and Naijababe even deleted their monikers. 2 brilliant minds.


Just say hi, guys. Pleaseeeeee

kabukabu50:

Bro, girls don't give af.
Girls have their own cars here in the US even the nicest Range rovers, Maseratis are commonly owned by women here.
Your swag is what matters.

Abeg do not paint that rosy picture to me oo

As if they are plucking money in America

kabukabu50:

Bro, girls don't give af.
Girls have their own cars here in the US even the nicest Range rovers, Maseratis are commonly owned by women here.
Your swag is what matters.

Latest Range Rover? Na debt go kill am with her Walmart job

lastchild:
oga if you are the type that read and comprehend please reread all my past posts, I keep mentioning one thing, that oyibo girl follows your money not car, while naija babe follows your car not money

It is semantics

We all know it is not easy to buy and maintain cars in Nigeria. Unlike Europe with cheap credits.

In Europe, your average Joe with a car is on credit while in Nigeria it is mostly paid for outright. This is why Naija girls believe you are already doing well


When girls in Europe see top end cars as well, they fall yakata

In UK unis and I was privileged enough to attend 2, you are likely to have more girls with a good looking car than those without any


Most people abroad too buy second hand cars.

When they see new 2021 cars they know there too

lastchild:
oga am not hidden, if I would lie I would have told you I have spent 8 years in Spain, I was even deported and came back with nothing, am telling you a real life experience not a hype

It is well

lastchild:
the beautiful cars makes them girls notice they and the girls start chasing the money not the cars

See classic shifting of goal post

Keep changing your argument like a chameleon

lastchild:
taa you are nobody, you are posting from your village

lol

Keep lying about your phantom 10 months in Europe

Maybe that will get you girls here

lastchild:
anybody can claim to have spent donkey years anywhere, this is Internet but all I know is that, the craziness of "chioma that guy owns a car o oo let's track him" oboy it doesn't work that way abroad

Again, hammer this in, cars get level oo

And cars, depending on how classy, can get you girls anywhere in the world



About Europe, some of us are far higher than what tickles you

Fact

lastchild:
now let me explain some things for you, if you pay 20 olosho all of them will follow you regardless of what you own

Arab boys can pay this girls, they chase these girls with money they have, and these girls maybe chasing them too because they have money not because they have cars, if they have cars and have no money no girl is chasing them

But naija girl will chase you even when she know that you don't have money but have a car

Without these beautiful cars, girls would not notice them

They are your average Joe when not with these cars

lastchild:
that is not the issue, in Nigeria a car can get you a girl without money, in abroad your car without money gets you nothing

Because girls in Nigeria are poorer than them because the don't have social security safety net unlike those in Europe

That is why

But all girls all over the world love money

Fact

lastchild:
we can even go as far as posting pictures and giving phone numbers for whatsapp video call for confirmation

You want to start with me? lol

Like I said, you know nothing about Europe. You can even have sex with many girls in the same Europe by giving them 10 pounds to buy call cards

lastchild:
now let me explain some things for you, if you pay 20 olosho all of them will follow you regardless of what you own

Arab boys can pay this girls, they chase these girls with money they have, and these girls maybe chasing them too because they have money not because they have cars, if they have cars and have no money no girl is chasing them

But naija girl will even when she know that you don't have money but have a car

You are changing the topic

Suddenly, you are calling them olosho

lol

They get all the regular next door girls and not olosho because the have expensive cars

simple!

You also avoided my question about Arab boys on summer break

lastchild:
young man from the way you speak you have never leave this country before

lol

I even doubt you went to SPAIN and I am even ready to burst you here

lastchild:
oboy, I swear if you carry this mindset go abroad and buy car depression will kill you

Says a boy like you. Telling me about 'abroad'

lol

kabukabu50:
Depends on where you live.
In the US, your swag gets you girls not cars.
Anyone with a job can lease or finance most cars even luxury cars.
Most of the time the girls will even drive you around in her car, nobody gives two cents about what you drive here, unless you're trying to impress other guys.

Cars get level jare

lastchild:
the biggest investment and assets in the case of babayaro is fame

Arab boys nko?

lastchild:
oga I used to think like you people that if I buy car I will get all the girls, listen and listen good, that thing works here in Nigeria o, if you go to some places in the world, what they ask you is "can we use your car? Not do you have a car? Just like you approach a girl and ask her for her phone number cause you already know she likely to own one

If your friend wey dey abroad go tell you true how naija dey hungry dem you pity dem, you think say na this one wey if you jump down from a car here every girl immediately start twerking, guy car no dey do Dat magic for Spain where I done go

No say I no tell you

You spent few months in Spain and you are arguing with some of us who know many parts of Europe