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** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by mikuz(m): 10:06am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Post your favourite punchlines from the tourney here! |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by mikuz(m): 10:17am On Nov 29, 2013 |
"Mik outshone u so how's ur SCRIPTING "THE LIGHT"? u over 30 dude, so I aint SEEING THE HYPE/ Yall KIDDING ME RIGHT? 15 year olds on facebook SPITTING DEEP LINES and yall FEELING THE RHYMES of an obese deadbeat dad who sleeps on SIMILE SITES?" - U3 . . but if Calabar boy insult ma niggas/ we’ll wait . . . till he cross past Rivers/ You’ll swear his head was planked. . . by an MLS team. . . after all da homies in Port land Timbers!!/ - Ibime |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by GLACIERZ(m): 10:25am On Nov 29, 2013 |
hehehe. . .i dey come |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by GLACIERZ(m): 10:27am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Now d king's exposed, he's FULL OF PANIC, " rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS THAT's IT, the king's trapped, time to get YA HEAD STRAIGHT, he's like "I invented this shid, ma ma.....MA TEMPLATES" but dude.. you outta moves.. THAT's CHECKMATE! --- U3!!! .cos I’ll bring terror to his home. . . to make his 'pa piss' and 'ma poo'. . . like 'Cisse' and 'Yanga-Mbiwa' !!!/--- Ibime!!! 3 Likes |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Emaprince: 12:41pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
GLACIERZ!:Haba!!!....mikuz you too finish this guy name...which line is not quotable?...see that arsene wenger line...very funny and refreshing...is it jesse jag line? haba....you dey war front? |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Emaprince: 12:51pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
ibime: Ibime:good build up...good punch!!! Ibime:very funny Ibime:This is sooo delicious!!!...the best line in the bout 1 Like |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Emaprince: 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
U3:people seemed not to notice this but I liked it. U3:this personal is badddt!!! U3:nl dudes like "he crazy,he's God" geez! |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by rhymeunatic(m): 1:36pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
You a fraud and bozo!/ If Lites’ niggas saw some photos/ they would all go solo/ I strolled in. . . . pictured him viewing gay pórn. . . he grabbed the remote. . . like "PAUSE!". . . "NO HOMO!"/ !!!---- Lmao!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by ThaBlaqBonez: 8:48pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
Mikuz gave him a reckless beating/..now he seeking some desperate winning/ But I'm here to pile on his agony....till he considers 'a change of heart' like pellegrini/ Your friends,sure could step up/ saying if you fall,just get up/..don't show signs of a lull or let up/ But Like Chelsea loosing Guardiola...you'll loose this battle . after all the 'pep-talk'/ |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Ibime(m): 9:05pm On Nov 29, 2013 |
ThaBlaqBonez: Mikuz gave him a reckless beating/..now he seeking some desperate winning/ lol. The second one was all in the set-up |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by liljboy(m): 12:56am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Mikuz gave him a reckless beating/..now he seeking some desperate winning/ But I'm here to pile on his agony....till he considers 'a change of heart' like pellegrini/ |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by mikuz(m): 6:09am On Nov 30, 2013 |
^^ Best punch in the competition so far!! This Ema na demon oh. |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Mathicks(m): 9:09am On Dec 01, 2013 |
As inn!!! Lol... Metaphorical wordplarial punch |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by ThaBlaqBonez: 9:58pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
. .Shes been on FFR for months. .ranting how sick she is , but we all cured her . .with the silent treament!!/ 1 Like |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Emaprince: 1:56pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
Burst your chest with a CRACK DEVICE/ . . .Take ur liver and kidneys. . . and tell u to give ur HEART TO CHRIST/ 3 Likes |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by mikuz(m): 3:44pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Esuzy Ill ban you. I won't warn you again. |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by dj5naira(m): 2:03pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
ThaBlaqBonez: ThaBlaqBonez: ThePrekky: 1 Like |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by rhymeunatic(m): 12:21pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
modelling is his passion and trade/so yall can put cash on the plate/ that if he ‘catwalks' to my battle. . .he must perfom ‘frog jump' in the fashion parade!!/ talk is cheap plus prattle too/but i came to beat not battle you/ if folks tell him otherwise, they clearly ‘fool ani' . . . so either they talking ‘bull shít’ or ‘cattle poo'!!!/ 3 Likes |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Emaprince: 11:26am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Why this monkey want test?/ Terry Da Rapman must have 'taught him nonsense'/ Cos he still 'suffering and smiling'. . . even after winning the 'zombie' contest/ This dumb broke joker/ better come no closer/ before I throw his mother off the balcony. . . and make the poor 'fella'. . . blame it on 'unknown soldier'!!!/..great!!! The next line will offend him the hardest/ and show he's mental rétarded/ cos he a developing artist. . . .signed to a developing artist. . . who’s been developing for ten years. . . and never developed a market!!!/ 1 Like |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Rapmaestro(m): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2013 |
[/b] Ema prince: Why this monkey want test?/ Terry Da Rapman must have 'taught him nonsense'/ The next line will offend him the hardest/ and show he's mental rétarded/ cos he a developing artist. . . .signed to a developing artist. . . who’s been developing for ten years. . . and never developed a market!!!/ wicked |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by Nobody: 11:38am On Dec 13, 2013 |
This entire verse is soo sick.... Ibime went super hard on this one.. I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ This nigga so black, it hurts!/ |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by liljboy(m): 7:42pm On Dec 24, 2013 |
All his family members are dumb/ That’s why he mad with his sister. . .and upset with his mum/ cos they sucked me together. . . .to truly see if. . . two heads are better than one!!/ |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by dharamanil(m): 2:21am On Dec 25, 2013 |
New on thread but ima set the trend. |
Re: ** Favourite Punchlines From The Tourney ** by LordCrimson(m): 5:29pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
Emaprince: |
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