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The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:04am On Aug 19, 2014
Have you ever wondered why many girls use
smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls
do.

I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I
was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type something
interesting instead of sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true?
GIRL: Dat wat?
ME: I heard you failed your English exams...
GIRL: Who telled you? me faild english dat is
unpossible! I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed the englesh langueg.
ME: OMG... That's ok. You can use smileys and
short replies please!!

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:14am On Aug 19, 2014
Buaahahahaha Bad English

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Liamm(m): 11:14am On Aug 19, 2014
hahahaha.

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by jsunex(m): 11:21am On Aug 19, 2014
Very funny...
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:26am On Aug 19, 2014
Ehh that's bad out y'all are so mean...
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by tobiboss(m): 11:31am On Aug 19, 2014
Okay angry
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by ayukdaboss(m): 11:31am On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Ehh that's bad out y'all are so mean...
tongue
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:34am On Aug 19, 2014
ayukdaboss:
tongue

Lol do I talk like that? Hehehe that's why you don't pop up?
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by ayukdaboss(m): 11:38am On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Lol do I talk like that? Hehehe that's why you don't pop up?
No you don't. why would you think that? smiley
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by jennylove7575(f): 11:41am On Aug 19, 2014
Diz is not collect. It was rong. Op stop laffing we gals. We trying our best to speaken oyibo quin English. It is not fairing wat u say. Op if I cash u in dat rounbadout near chunksion, I will blow ya mouth. Yeye dey smell grin grin

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Genea(f): 11:45am On Aug 19, 2014
Lol

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:45am On Aug 19, 2014
grin
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by 3coins(m): 11:49am On Aug 19, 2014
why didnt i laugh??

#GodFirst

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:50am On Aug 19, 2014
jennylove7575: Diz is not collect. It was rong. Op stop laffing we gals. We trying our best to speaken oyibo quin English. It is not fairing wat u say. Op if I cash u in dat rounbadout near chunksion, I will blow ya mouth. Yeye dey smell grin grin
No mind them, they don't know that English is hard. angry

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:55am On Aug 19, 2014
jennylove7575: Diz is not collect. It was rong. Op stop laffing we gals. We trying our best to speaken oyibo quin English. It is not fairing wat u say. Op if I cash u in dat rounbadout near chunksion, I will blow ya mouth. Yeye dey smell grin grin

U will blow my mouth with?
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 11:55am On Aug 19, 2014
ayukdaboss:
No you don't. why would you think that? smiley

You don't even talk to me sad.
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by ayukdaboss(m): 11:59am On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy:

You don't even talk to me sad.
I'm so sorry. But that's not true shocked
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 12:01pm On Aug 19, 2014
ayukdaboss:
I'm so sorry. But that's not true shocked


Well you dont anymore...
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by ayukdaboss(m): 12:08pm On Aug 19, 2014
MrsBreezy:


Well you dont anymore...
Reply your messages smiley
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by thunderrider: 4:38pm On Aug 19, 2014
jennylove7575: Diz is not collect. It was rong. Op stop laffing we gals. We trying our best to speaken oyibo quin English. It is not fairing wat u say. Op if I cash u in dat rounbadout near chunksion, I will blow ya mouth. Yeye dey smell grin grin

you is traid jare

no mind he

he just want to be laffing you gals

girls is trying your best speaken kwin inglis


i will cash him for you



shocked shocked shocked

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by delishpot: 10:38pm On Oct 25, 2014
Last time i sheking, some boizs are spoke inglish wrongfully. They cant spoke beta dan some girls. We all knows that kwins inglish is not our fadas tongue it is a very hard sometin to spoke.
OP, is jus joking around, he himsef doesnt knowing korekt kwin inglish.
Ayam komming, let me go and sheking sometin. Somwon is noking in my gate.

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Jamie1360(m): 8:25am On Oct 26, 2014
why did children of nowadays like copy and paste

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Endougs(m): 12:50pm On Oct 27, 2014
That's true
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by bunmioguns(m): 4:23am On Oct 28, 2014
grin grin


So true
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by blakky97(m): 8:40am On Oct 28, 2014
delishpot:
Last time i sheking, some boizs are spoke inglish wrongfully. They cant spoke beta dan some girls. We all knows that kwins inglish is not our fadas tongue it is a very hard sometin to spoke.
OP, is jus joking around, he himsef doesnt knowing korekt kwin inglish.
Ayam komming, let me go and sheking sometin. Somwon is noking in my gate.
Funny

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by 5p1naz(m): 12:07pm On Feb 28, 2015
Pervert...

the joke is dry

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 12:07pm On Feb 28, 2015
Looooool...An act & exhibition of idiosyncrasy.

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by mrpackager(m): 12:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
i was here toooo......wen it mks fp
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Maczeelly(m): 12:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
Ok
Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by jeeqaa7(m): 12:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
Really

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