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Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 7:40pm On Sep 30, 2014
Two years ago I noticed a curvature in my man-hood when it gets hard.( it wasn't always like this until 2012) ..
Am currently 22, and its giving me a great scare.
When ever it gets hard, it bends downward.
Am really worried about this....................
I don't really know if am gonno have complications during intercourse or if its gonno affect my fertility.
Am dead scared!
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by DeBlunt: 7:49pm On Sep 30, 2014
shocked
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by lecturerdabo(m): 7:49pm On Sep 30, 2014
sosalekins: Two years ago I noticed a curvature in my man-hood when it gets hard.( it wasn't always like this until 2012) ..
Am currently 22, and its giving me a great scare.
When ever it gets hard, it bends downward.
Am really worried about this....................
I don't really know if am gonno have complications during intercourse or if its gonno affect my fertility.
Am dead scared!





PIX pls
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by temmyt20(m): 8:10pm On Sep 30, 2014
pix....
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by jacabi(m): 8:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
Chai! Joystick turning to sadstick. Op, if symptom persist consult your doctor.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 30, 2014
U don go piss for wall wen dey write "DO NOT URINATE HERE"abi? atoh the lord is ur strenght

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Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by saxwizard(m): 8:26pm On Sep 30, 2014
lecturerdabo:

PIX pls
Or adonbilivit
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by amiskurie(m): 9:51pm On Sep 30, 2014
Ladies love bent ones,be happy! grin






.....temigrace and arva come and console this guy.let him know you like it better than the straight ones.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Bilabong(m): 10:42pm On Sep 30, 2014
Pixtures or ......
On the Other hand sock it in salt-sugar solution or press it with hot water, better still use hammer panel beat ur "tin"
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Franchise21(m): 10:49pm On Sep 30, 2014
Bilabong: Pixtures or ......
On the Other hand sock it in salt-sugar solution or press it with hot water, better still use hammer panel beat ur "tin"
Lolz
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by 30secs(m): 11:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
Op are trying to say ur kini is now like igi woroko (bent firewood)? Only solution is to consult guru maharaj or any of those indian love potion experts grin
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 11:27pm On Sep 30, 2014
amiskurie: Ladies love bent ones,be happy! grin






.....temigrace and arva come and console this guy.let him know you like it better than the straight ones.
Temigracie and arva ? Do we have anything to offer for the op's problems? Well in response to his question, having a bent penïs is called chordee in medicine. It is not normal sosalekins and you should consult your nearest doctor as this will definitely affect your s£x life. You'll find it difficult to penetrate. It doesn't have anything to do will fertility tho. You'll still ejacúlate your normal volume of semên too and it doesn't affect the health status of ur spêrm sha. Hope that helps.

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Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by amiskurie(m): 8:31am On Oct 01, 2014
Arva:
Temigracie and arva ? Do we have anything to offer for the op's problems? Well in response to his question, having a bent penïs is called chordee in medicine. It is not normal sosalekins and you should consult your nearest doctor as this will definitely affect your s£x life. You'll find it difficult to penetrate. It doesn't have anything to do will fertility tho. You'll still ejacúlate your normal volume of semên too and it doesn't affect the health status of ur spêrm sha. Hope that helps.
Proud of you! grin grin


Good girl!!
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 11:24am On Oct 01, 2014
Arva:
Temigracie and arva ? Do we have anything to offer for the op's problems? Well in response to his question, having a bent penïs is called chordee in medicine. It is not normal sosalekins and you should consult your nearest doctor as this will definitely affect your s£x life. You'll find it difficult to penetrate. It doesn't have anything to do will fertility tho. You'll still ejacúlate your normal volume of semên too and it doesn't affect the health status of ur spêrm sha. Hope that helps.
Thanks, though you just insighted more fear in me.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Vibesking(m): 1:59pm On Oct 01, 2014
I think you've got the 'pyronie' disease.. It happens when there is a scare in the penis thereby resulting to a curvature towards the opposite direction of the lump.
In most cases, its normal- as it usually straightens up with time.
Do not be scared, it won't affect your fertility.. But if curvature becomes chronic (as 70 degrees downward) penetration would be difficult as the bend would rub the wall of the virginal thereby causing pain to your wife.
I'd suggest that if the curvature becomes chronic, contact a urologist- a genital doctor!
He may recommend drugs for you or infer surgery. ( Note- I won't recommend surgery for you as complications usually occur and it may damage the penis permanently.)
in the meantime, consume alot of Vitamin E.
Do not panic, for fear and worries solves nothing!
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Vibesking(m): 2:09pm On Oct 01, 2014
It would be prudent if the moderators push this topic to front page in order for you to get more judicious and laudable help from experts in the field.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Pennywise(m): 2:11pm On Oct 01, 2014
Why are you worried? If it goes in, it becomes straight.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by leksgcfr(m): 4:45pm On Oct 01, 2014
Na wa ooo. Wetin man no go see. Son of man, abeg use pop.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 7:18pm On Oct 04, 2014
Vibesking:
I think you've got the 'pyronie' disease.. It happens when there is a scare in the penis thereby resulting to a curvature towards the opposite direction of the lump.
In most cases, its normal- as it usually straightens up with time.
Do not be scared, it won't affect your fertility.. But if curvature becomes chronic (as 70 degrees downward) penetration would be difficult as the bend would rub the wall of the virginal thereby causing pain to your wife.
I'd suggest that if the curvature becomes chronic, contact a urologist- a genital doctor!
He may recommend drugs for you or infer surgery. ( Note- I won't recommend surgery for you as complications usually occur and it may damage the penis permanently.)
in the meantime, consume alot of Vitamin E.
Do not panic, for fear and worries solves nothing!

thanks sir.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 7:18pm On Oct 04, 2014
Vibesking:
I think you've got the 'pyronie' disease.. It happens when there is a scare in the penis thereby resulting to a curvature towards the opposite direction of the lump.
In most cases, its normal- as it usually straightens up with time.
Do not be scared, it won't affect your fertility.. But if curvature becomes chronic (as 70 degrees downward) penetration would be difficult as the bend would rub the wall of the virginal thereby causing pain to your wife.
I'd suggest that if the curvature becomes chronic, contact a urologist- a genital doctor!
He may recommend drugs for you or infer surgery. ( Note- I won't recommend surgery for you as complications usually occur and it may damage the penis permanently.)
in the meantime, consume alot of Vitamin E.
Do not panic, for fear and worries solves nothing!

Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 7:20pm On Oct 04, 2014
Seun.. Mods.. Please kindly move this topic to home page.. I need all the help I can get.. Abeg!
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by dayoungmoney1: 8:50pm On Oct 04, 2014
home page ko, parlor page ni
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 10:57pm On Oct 04, 2014
dayoungmoney1:
home page ko, parlor page ni
its not a joke man.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by chuksGod(m): 8:07am On Oct 05, 2014
Hello Dear, Curvature of the penis is an abnormal bend in the penis that occurs during erection. It is also called Peyronie's disease.
I will advice You use Proextender Device, Vit E and Omega Fish Softgel. Hope this helps

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Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by pigin: 9:43am On Oct 05, 2014
Op, you mean like Iphone 6?

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Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Joel3(m): 6:18pm On Oct 05, 2014
hahahahahhahahahahah hahhahahhahhahaha

Hahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahah

i had never laugh like this for quite a while, what a funny thread.

Op. there is nothing to worry about. Bentgate dick is normal. 20% at of all men has bent curve dick. Either upward or downward. Side left and right when fully erect.

Just relax and forget about it or fear.
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 06, 2014
Arva:

Temigracie and arva ? Do we have anything to offer for the op's problems? Well in response to his question, having a bent penïs is called chordee in medicine. It is not normal sosalekins and you should consult your nearest doctor as this will definitely affect your s£x life. You'll find it difficult to penetrate. It doesn't have anything to do will fertility tho. You'll still ejacúlate your normal volume of semên too and it doesn't affect the health status of ur spêrm sha. Hope that helps.
hu be dis 5n dokinto?
Re: Help: I Have A Bent joystick by Nobody: 9:07pm On Oct 22, 2014
stardragon:

hu be dis 5n dokinto?
is that the reason why you here?

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