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How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:10am On Jan 22, 2015 |
It's the body part that men arguably value the most, so you owe it to your penis to always keep it clean, healthy and fit for purpose. Source: http://www.nhs.uk/livewell/penis-health/pages/how-to-wash-a-penis.aspx 43 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:17am On Jan 22, 2015 |
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together. The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless. Hopefully, this will be helpful. P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists! 83 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by kossyablaze(m): 12:31am On Jan 22, 2015 |
GMB 15 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by menix(m): 12:51am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell. As a student of sexology, there I learnt wen a man's bulala wakes up it secrets dis otuphorus enzyms dat cleans d whole bulala of bacteria thus odor free. Only dead men dick smell 67 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freethinker01: 12:51am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Like d poster above me said n I quote,"only dead a man d.icck smells". Ask the ladies, don't think it smells @ all. 9 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Xhammy: 12:52am On Jan 22, 2015 |
lawal o, which one be joystick again, abeg peniss na peniss, make una no try tuussh am up 15 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by CaptainAmerica1: 12:52am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Interesting Nairaland with their autocorrect, it also changed pénis to joystick in the link given. 8 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 12:52am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Hmmm Ok 1 Like |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by W3xy1(m): 12:53am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Yeye dey smell. Next topic plz. Sipping codine with alomo bitters hmmmm perfect inspirational highness.. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by flowjoe: 12:53am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Washing the joystick with soap will cause lather this can lead to up & down movement Which can further lead to 60 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:54am On Jan 22, 2015 |
I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross. Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak... 47 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by dimdim001(m): 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Our lollipops r always clean, dats y ladies always luv suckin' it 38 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Funny. yet true |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freezyprinzy(m): 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015 |
menix:some guys joystick smells o especialy d uncircumcised d*cks#no homo#but dy do 12 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015 |
the next thing will be how to keep your anus clean and healthy. smh 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:56am On Jan 22, 2015 |
your post makes no sense, joysticks hardy smell unless you fail to bath or you have body odor.. its always clean. am proud to be a man, if you are hit like. 188 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by darne(m): 12:56am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Here we go again,...... Sounds gayish 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nihilist: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Only God knows the kind of dirty men that the OP has been having sex with cos we all know that most foul smells encountered during intercourse usually emanates from the vagina. Anyway thanks for the advice sha. I hope you sent a copy to your obviously dirty boyfriend 76 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ddippset(m): 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015 |
common mayne, one does not need no lecture to wash no damn d1ck men! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by halimaabi: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015 |
GEJ ONE LOVE NIGERIA. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Just masturbate with soap (first round), and use Vaseline (jergens) for second round. Thank me later 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Lol. I'm glad I inspired someone today - elated as fvck. Like 2pac said, "if you can't change the world, the least you can do is to inspire someone to change the world" (paraphrasing). Regardless, any guy walking around with a smelly django ought to be stripped naked, and whopped with a switch. Gotta stay clean at all times! Nice thread! 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Bifwoli: 12:58am On Jan 22, 2015 |
dimdim001: True dat,the shaft is always in mint condition. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ddippset(m): 12:58am On Jan 22, 2015 |
freezyprinzy:lol, if you could smell it then your lips are too damn close brother! 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ichommy(m): 12:58am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Op, just one Tip. U forgot to add Chewing of Joystick. 1 Like |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by sisqology(m): 12:59am On Jan 22, 2015 |
The most annoying thing is : the smelling ones are still here commenting.... instead of them to go wash up now 25 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Rawani: 12:59am On Jan 22, 2015 |
The fact is that ladies have to pay extra-extra attention to their veejay, otherwise they risk making the bedroom smell like a fish market. Most of the measures in that article are for uncircumcised males which does not apply to most Nigerian men. A bath is just enough to keep chairman fresh and ready for the next job. 64 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:01am On Jan 22, 2015 |
hahahaha , i dey come! |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ibkgab001: 1:01am On Jan 22, 2015 |
funny |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Afrok(m): 1:01am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Nice one op, but before some guys can think about how clean their joysticks are, some girls would've put it inside their mouth and have it cleaned and washed up in another way using their tongues and saliva before guiding it towards the zero path . If a man doesn't take care of his joystick, some girls will? 20 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ichommy(m): 1:02am On Jan 22, 2015 |
ddippset: N for Nairaland |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freezyprinzy(m): 1:02am On Jan 22, 2015 |
ddippset:my brother watin google dy for?....research man...lyka said#no homo |
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