naijababe:


Akuna kuna

naijababe:


Akuna kuna

Kettle, pot says hi!

mbulela:


Kettle, pot says hi!

Shior! Look who's talking. Professor of Akuna kuna

jennykadry:
Can someone do me a favour and just mistakenly....mistakenly and unintentionally loosen that towel on Aiden's waist?

Thanks in advance

Kobo kobo

Conrad has to find his way back....
He's my best actor on that show

naijababe:


If you mus know, that is a photoshopped pic of Oyb and it was not the gut that was altered. It was the man's colour

who says i dont have abs - even if na erm one pack



anyways, what is good for kim kardasian is good for kanye west

edwife:
I don see something today chei!!

I was at the mall minding my business,na so i dey hear people screaming and running,i said to myself,na oyibo craze as usual.....

so,small small people around me dey run,as i turned to check,one yeye oyibo dey look like dead body don scream for my front,na so a whole me began to run....

chineke,if you see running,na today i know i sabi run well well,eh eh eh.....

Ewo,all the pikin inside mall dey laugh,na so one oyibo boy don disrespect me finish,kai!i don suffer no be small.....

Wetin i do this pikin?i don wrong him mama?

Na so i tell my pikin,nobody go chop today....they laughed at me....

Chimoooo....

walking dead tinz

edwife:


Kobo kobo

Ma, please help me sort out the towel bikonu

jennykadry:


Ma, please help me sort out the towel bikonu

Jenny i beg,don't corrupt me....

Eyin ibadan nairalanders how una dey.abeg I dey around dugbe, I dey go back to lagos, I no see any oteh to stay and I am not exactly familiar with ibadan very well apart from dugbe and iwo road.abeg wish oteh dey reasonable for ibadan if I no fit finish by 4pm.this is 7.55 and I am just going back to lagos.there is traffic congestion around government house area though so I am using 0ne hand to drive and the second hand typing.i don't want to be doing late night driving frequently so please wish place pesin fit sleep


@ efemena that place i was jisting you of, that I didn't know whether na oteh or broteh is a rif raf club so to say. I passed by there and looked well. It's a night club. They wrote something like ruby gold on it

SAMBARRY:
Eyin ibadan nairalanders how una dey.abeg I dey around dugbe, I dey go back to lagos, I no see any oteh to stay and I am not exactly familiar with ibadan very well apart from dugbe and iwo road.abeg wish oteh dey reasonable for ibadan if I no fit finish by 4pm.this is 7.55 and I am just going back to lagos.there is traffic congestion around government house area though so I am using 0ne hand to drive and the second hand typing.i don't want to be doing late night driving frequently so please wish place pesin fit sleep


@ efemena that place i was jisting you of, I passed by there and looked well. It's a night club. They wrote something like ruby gold on it

You this girl and night travelling Ha!
I dont know many hotels in Ibadan
I only know of Premier hotel at Mokola

Better still drive down to Bodija, I am sure that there will be decent hotels there.
Where exactly are you right now

Just read your post again
If you are near Gvt house, then you are near both Bodija and Premier albeit in opposite directions
Try Bodija first

chaircover:


You this girl Ha!
I dont know many hotels in Ibadan
I only know of Premier hotel at Mokola

woman next time



I'm a woman nora girl





I'm even worried and anxious about my baby sef.ive not heard from her nanny since I called her this afternoon but thanks auntie chair cover

I have jist for you sef bet let me get home first.

I am rebooting my phone or would have asked some people.
Let me know if you find something.

edwife:


Jenny i beg,don't corrupt me....

Edwife just brush past him. The breeze that comes with your hawtness will automatically drop the towel to the ground

SAMBARRY:
woman next time



I'm a woman nora girl





I'm even worried and anxious about my baby sef.ive not heard from her nanny since I called her this afternoon but thanks auntie chair cover

I have jist for you sef bet let me get home first.

You be sisi omoge
Your baby will be fine
Must be network wahala
Please dont travel this night
Pls try and find a place to stay tonight

CC where is kakanfo hotel? I stayed there sometime ago and it was not half bad(this was like 9 yrs ago) so not too sure if it still exists and if it's still ok.
Sambarry try kakanfo

jennykadry:


Edwife just brush past him. The breeze that comes with your hawtness will automatically drop the towel to the ground

Jenny you are grounded....

This made my ‪HALLOWEEN.

If these two knock on my door i will take them to the shop and buy them the whole shop ‪#‎TooCute

edwife:


Jenny you are grounded....

Grounded ke? Just 'shift' small and help me put Naijababe to shame. If she sees the towel on the floor I can guarantee you that Naija babe will forever forget about Jack..... that's what a man should look like. You should run this past the love of your life R231 who spends all day drinking guiness and eating unhealthy.

jennykadry:


Grounded ke? Just 'shift' small and help me put Naijababe to shame. If she sees the towel on the floor I can guarantee you that Naija babe will forever forget about Jack..... that's what a man should look like. You should run this past the love of your life R231 who spends all day drinking guiness and eating unhealthy.

i dey try grow belle now haba.......

i no wan 2 by 2 packs no more na big belle dey rain now

damiso:
CC where is kakanfo hotel? I stayed there sometime ago and it was not half bad(this was like 9 yrs ago) so not too sure if it still exists and if it's still ok.
Sambarry try kakanfo

thats true i forgot
sambarry its on ring road
mobil bus stop

This is one helluva nice bedroom music....Any woman/man who hasn't played this song recently during kpekusiology is wasting away in the land of no fun. .

Thank me later guyz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA

chaircover:


thats true i forgot
sambarry its on ring road
mobil bus stop

There's a small budget hotel opposite Mobile at Ring Road. There are nicer hotels in Bodija, but today is Friday, they might be overbooked.

^^^^^ so na on-top quicky i go dey play song

the thing wey i don finish b4 music reach halfway

r231:


i dey try grow belle now haba.......

i no wan 2 by 2 packs no more na big belle dey rain now

Abeg go sitdon. See as your mate hawt like say part 2 no dey...no guiness dey diaa front

SAMBARRY:
Eyin ibadan nairalanders how una dey.abeg I dey around dugbe, I dey go back to lagos, I no see any oteh to stay and I am not exactly familiar with ibadan very well apart from dugbe and iwo road.abeg wish oteh dey reasonable for ibadan if I no fit finish by 4pm.this is 7.55 and I am just going back to lagos.there is traffic congestion around government house area though so I am using 0ne hand to drive and the second hand typing.i don't want to be doing late night driving frequently so please wish place pesin fit sleep


@ efemena that place i was jisting you of, that I didn't know whether na oteh or broteh is a rif raf club so to say. I passed by there and looked well. It's a night club. They wrote something like ruby gold on it

This your post dey make person nervous.

Why do you always travel alone at night? Must you spend the night in a hotel you know nothing of? Haven't you got any relatives living in that town?

@House:

I think I need ear-plugs. My front door has suffered a lot of heavy knocking and my doorbell is working overtime with kids trick or treating...

Arrrggghh! I hate Halloween. Anyone going through the same ordeal too? Jenny, una dey trick or treat for Aussie?

EfemenaXY:
@House:

I think I need ear-plugs. My front door has suffered a lot of heavy knocking and my doorbell is working overtime with kids trick or treating...

Arrrggghh! I hate Halloween. Anyone going through the same ordeal too? Jenny, una dey trick or treat for Aussie?

We do but not as serious as the states or UK. Are you complaining about the door or about the fact that they are disturbing your kpekus time. Efe weldone

jennykadry:


We do but not as serious as the states or UK. Are you complaining about the door or about the fact that they are disturbing your kpekus time. Efe weldone

Jenny na the door na!

I can't be kpekusing and nairalanding at the same time na, haba! Besides, who wan do Halloween kpekusing? I'll need a broom and a hat and a mask and probably a cloak too...

Oya R231, come 'n share your Halloween stories / adventures here o!

EfemenaXY:
@House:
I think I need ear-plugs. My front door has suffered a lot of heavy knocking and my doorbell is working overtime with kids trick or treating...
Arrrggghh! I hate Halloween. Anyone going through the same ordeal too? Jenny, una dey trick or treat for Aussie?

I think say na only me And very rude knocking at that..some were even lifting and banging the letter flap

My friend called me a spoil sport today cos I said was not taking my kids trick or treating .I told her I am a bush naija woman I don't understand Halloween. 2 I am very strict with sweets and candy.even my two yr old knows candy is a rare treat

damiso:


I think say na only me And very rude knocking at that..some were even lifting and banging the letter flap

That is eh! Same thing here.

At one point, I thought hubby had forgotten his keys or something. Anyway, did you cook any Halloween specials? I just did a google image search of Popular Halloween Foods and absolutely freaked myself out!