Hi everyone ,
Let's make this fun.share d last time u had a fight with someone (physical combat I mean)and how did u go about it.

Mine was when I was still in junior sec school (js3) to b precise.
There was this friend of mine,who was so so annoying and arrogant to me,don't know about him to others(feeling like d king in ma class then,everybody must show some respect to d Don,yo know?)
There comes this day ma patience was exhausted by this guy's arrogance (I now decided to plan an undercover down pouring of ma uncontrollable anger on him to end d issue ) before the closing hour I had gone to hid for him at d pathway leading to his house.
Me:hey boy,come let's end this game .
D guy:end what dickhead.
Using abusive words on me.without a twinkle of an eye I've dragged him to a nearby public toilet.(u know how Nigerian local pit toilet smells like,don't pretend who knows what u using at home perhaps shotput toilet....lols)
I was disappointed, d guy did not retaliate or make any effort to strike back as I give him hell on earth punches and 'smackdowns'..Lol
I wanted to stop but ma anger wouldn't let me .
Ohhannnnananan(omo see tear as e dey gush out like water fall)crying ...saying
I will report you to Mr Ayana and I'll bring ma mummy to school tomorrow.
On making mention of Mr Ayana(flogs like, I don't know how to qualify his whipping) I should have gone on ma knees like every other persons will do to plead for forgiveness but being d school head boy and teacher's favourite ,I felt nothing's gonna happen .

Ahh (yawning)
As I stood up in d next day with smiles on ma face like I just kissed ma crush (still seeing d scene I acted yesterday).
Oh!! Its 6:55am
I quickly ran into d bathroom and took 'lazy people's bath'(wash face, hands n legs)
On getting to school it was already 8:00am.I now decided to stay at the 'late comers catcher's post' to display some seniority moves, not knowing this guy has reported the movie I feat yesterday .
After the assembly, I was told to report at d staff's office right away.omg!! Shivering already cause I knew I was d clash .imagine me like jet li shivering.

To cut everything short.
I was given a warm up punishment called pick pin first then followed by taking 24 beautiful strokes and I was given an axe n cutlass to UPROOT (no even cut) two trees.


That was how it end and happily I cooled there after.


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Grap pop corn waiting for funny experience
Correction is allow .if u wanna correct ma mistake pls in a polite way..thanks.

As far back as my memory can go, I have been involved in only two real fights. The last was over 20 years ago.

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striktlymi:
As far back as my memory can go, I have been involved in only two real fights. The last was over 20 years ago.

hope ur opponent didn't give u more than what ur body can take.

My Ss2 3rd Term year 2011. A guy named Emmanuel Anozie was beating up my Weak ajebo friend Medo so I stepped in for my friend. I had no intentions to engage in a fight but The fool had too much pride,he was all Boastful, claiming he would beat both of us so bad,we would fail our upcoming C.A Tests. and the ss3 seniors who were in our hostel at that time egged him on,me as a ghetto buy in an Ajebo school was no match for the idiot,after ten minutes of slapping him around he realized I was superior in physical combat.

striktlymi:
As far back as my memory can go, I have been involved in only two real fights. The last was over 20 years ago.

hope ur opponent didn't give u more than what ur body can take.

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dude!!! WTF
U gonna pay me for advertising on ma thread

Joshpet1:
hope ur opponent didn't give u more than what ur body can take.

Fight was over within a few seconds.

Jss 3

acenazt:
My Ss2 3rd Term year 2011. A guy named Emmanuel Anozie was beating up my Weak ajebo friend Medo so I stepped in for my friend. I had no intentions to engage in a fight but The fool had too much pride,he was all Boastful, claiming he would beat both of us so bad,we would fail our upcoming C.A Tests. and the ss3 seniors who were in our hostel at that time egged him on,me as a ghetto buy in an Ajebo school was no match for the idiot,after ten minutes of slapping him around he realized I was superior in physical combat.

hmmm that also reminds of d one I engage masef in when I was still small can't remember d age
I was boasting to 3 gallant boys that I'll beat them up for no reason at all.I don't know what gave me d ego maybe because they say IBO guys are all strong. Thinking that would help me fight but hell no , I was given nice unforgettable beating that day.

striktlymi:


Fight was over within a few seconds.

that saved ur ass ,right??

STENON:
Jss 3

I love girls fight I don't know y
I did it went

Last year Christmas eve.
It was more of a family fight though our dad didn't travel with us. We had a full house... cousins, nephews, neices, friends and inlaws.So that night, the vigilante wanted to arrest my bro on his way back from church in fact they were already beating and dragging him into their vehicle, luckily for him they were close to our house and when my mum rushed to ask what happened they pushed her to the ground....... omo na there fight start oooo you go fear weapons naaa pestle, pots, bottles, chairs, firewoods and even buckets. Mehn... I will never forget that day and I bet the vigilantes won't forget it in a hurry.

u mean fight. mortal kombart, street fighter, Aladin,

hnmmmmmmmmm.
team mama go kill if i fight.

Joshpet1:
hmmm that also reminds of d one I engage masef in when I was still small can't remember d age
I was boasting to 3 gallant boys that I'll beat them up for no reason at all.I don't know what gave me d ego maybe because they say IBO guys are all strong. Thinking that would help me fight but hell no , I was given nice unforgettable beating that day.

ehheheheheh that's funny,I used to believe IBO boys are all strong till I beat one classmate of mine Francis Akunna. I also used to think anyone from the village is monstrously strong. but During one football match a Village guy Played so rough on me I had to retaliate and when I did he furiously attacked me,but I laid him flat with 3 punches to the gut and one heavy punch to the temple. since then not even the real strong guys dared mess with me.

softysparky:
Last....

I guess u fighting now

I fought your mum yesterday

Harmthe:
u mean fight. mortal kombart, street fighter, Aladin,

hnmmmmmmmmm.
team mama go kill if i fight.

don't tell never fight before you wey I see wey one small girl dey smash u

acenazt:
ehheheheheh that's funny,I used to believe IBO boys are all strong till I beat one classmate of mine Francis Akunna. I also used to think anyone from the village is monstrously strong. but During one football match a Village guy Played so rough on me I had to retaliate and when I did he furiously attacked me,but I laid him flat with 3 punches to the gut and one heavy punch to the temple. since then not even the real strong guys dared mess with me.

lolz that's funny
Since den I don't trespass.. I look face n muscle

Thavik:
I fought your mum yesterday

exchanging abusive words is never d solution ..
Gonna pretend as if no one posted

Joshpet1:
exchanging abusive words is never d solution ..
Gonna pretend as if no one posted

kk

still tossing pop corn into ma mouth waiting for comments

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I don't fight ooo, buh I almost did, in school, early this month.

But school law cooled me down, I for clear the guy doubt

Here in France,you will be sentenced to death if you have physical combat

2002 when i was still in my jss2.



Couldn't finish him up coz of some prefects who brokeup the fight.


Been cool since then

Joshpet1:
that saved ur ass ,right??

Yes o!

barackodam:
I don't fight ooo, buh I almost did, in school, early this month.

But school law cooled me down, I for clear the guy doubt

hmm u don't n u never had?
which school is that ??
Futa I guess

Ipledge:
Here in France,you will be sentenced to death if you have physical combat

tell me more ...
France way I dey go for fighting screening

Ipledge:
Here in France,you will be sentenced to death if you have physical combat

tell me more ...
France way I dey go for fighting screening

sammieguze:
2002 when i was still in my jss2.



Couldn't finish him up coz of some prefects who brokeup the fight.


Been cool since then

u should b thanking God n d prefects... I just dey imagine how ur life go b if not for d intervention

I dnt fight.

mizzkeji44:
I dnt fight.

u don't fight but u 'mouth strike'