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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 3:36pm On Nov 27, 2014
ahonai is dplacement grin .... thanks to the tension raised . We now know who dplacement is . He got two monikers grin grin
AC is just a day , they dont do it like shell . This recruitment has not been like shell's , if it has . We should be done with ac by now.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2014
Actually there is nothing special about dates et all ,one's real self will always come out at acs. what is important.is how many are still in the game and one's chances . There was a dude who post this info for shl , dunno if he is still here.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 4:57pm On Nov 27, 2014
scarletdp:
lol... mehn I luv this thread .... Most dudes are attacking with fun while some r just too serious. imagine after the interview, d interviewer says "hmmm I just got an info about ur state, it's about whether anyone from der would be chosen or not" What da heck is that? somethings are better left unsaid abeg.... its quite obvious a vague info would spring chaos den why say It... If he dint say anything won't nlng call, wouldn't u still go....does it change anything... and if you think we all got to this stage coz of info gotten here.... you gotta think again..... just because someone helped u in d past doesn't mean dey can walk all over u whenever they like... ur doin more harm Dan good if u remain quiet coz d person might actually not know... d placement's intention was obviously to aid but it dint turn out that way... pointing that out isn't a bad thing... let's call a spade what it is abeg....
I go bite you, rastle you, rough handle you, boot you, malhandle and atomize you oh bro!!!.. Oya dem don call spade 'shovel', please bro shoot their moniker, maybe the real person typing will die!!..let's move on chief.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 5:24pm On Nov 27, 2014
PrinceofParis:

I go bite you, rastle you, rough handle you, boot you, malhandle and atomize you oh bro!!!.. Oya dem don call spade 'shovel', please bro shoot their moniker, maybe the real person typing will die!!..let's move on chief.
Adob16 if you are pretty, we could get married at in Rivers oh..you salary + mine will make loads of sense mehn!!! grin
bros , no vex., but my talk atimes dey sound like insult. Na wa ooo . U dey use style chik that babe , so na only if she pretty ? U no try ooo,u even dey reason the salary even as we neevr know if nigeria will remain . I like your faith man .why doing this on a faceless forum , I smell a lion rat . Adob16 pls be careful.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 5:38pm On Nov 27, 2014
COOLCATS:
bros , no vex., but my talk atimes dey sound like insult. Na wa ooo . U dey use style chik that babe , so na only if she pretty ? U no try ooo,u even dey reason the salary even as we neevr know if nigeria will remain . I like your faith man .why doing this on a faceless forum , I smell a lion rat . Adob16 pls be careful.
Haba, Nigeria will remain abeg ehn, let's not give up yet, atleast not because of some greedy power hungry individuals. Nigeria belongs to us, let's defend her FIRST!!!!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tolutweety(m): 6:19pm On Nov 27, 2014
@princeofparis :
See as my guy dey use nlng chyke fine lady.
Let me invite you to our chat thread in a 'mention', come have fun!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 6:49pm On Nov 27, 2014
PrinceofParis:

I go bite you, rastle you, rough handle you, boot you, malhandle and atomize you oh bro!!!.. Oya dem don call spade 'shovel', please bro shoot their moniker, maybe the real person typing will die!!..let's move on chief.
Adob16[b][/b] if you are pretty[b][/b], we could get married at in Rivers oh..you salary + mine will make loads of sense mehn!!! grin

and if she isn't pretty?

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:08pm On Nov 27, 2014
scarletdp:


and if she isn't pretty?
undecided she should be God fearing then, I'll refer her my pastor grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by adob16(f): 7:19pm On Nov 27, 2014
lolzz funny guys. u always knw how to catch ur fun
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:33pm On Nov 27, 2014
adob16:
lolzz funny guys. u always knw how to catch ur fun
My Work here is done
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Tunneller: 7:34pm On Nov 27, 2014
[size=28pt]Zap. you all mehn!!! undecided[/size]
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ernike: 7:43pm On Nov 27, 2014
Okzorp, where u dey since? u r still my man come what may.. Dplacement, in all u r a good man with a good heart by default, pls stay dat way. And 2 all others, AC is January 2015...cheers 2 u all and merry xmas in advance

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wonda26(m): 7:50pm On Nov 27, 2014
ernike:
Okzorp, where u dey since? u r still my man come what may.. Dplacement, in all u r a good man with a good heart by default, pls stay dat way. And 2 all others, AC is January 2015...cheers 2 u all and merry xmas in advance
Oga, calm down.... AC is not and can never be January....
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by masagoody(m): 8:44pm On Nov 27, 2014
and now dplacement is no more.....una strong sha!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Lewinskee: 9:10pm On Nov 27, 2014
Immediately peeps found out that dplacement and ahonohai happened to be the same person, he felt exposed, and deactivated both accounts.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:14pm On Nov 27, 2014
I got a text message this week inviting me for an aptitude test with reference to 2012 Nnpc recruitment .2012! NLNG AC will sha happen someday, how soon or how far, I know not. The important thing is to use my time wisely. .
smiley
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tochiddy: 9:17pm On Nov 27, 2014
U r ryt masgoody, he deactivated his two accounts as soon as he discovered his identity has been deciphered. okzcorp nwannem, I v heard u sir, we no fit quarrel naa, even if we do and person com dey try 2 bring us bck 2gether then we go use dat person settle..lol. Lewinsky, I think I ve a vague idea of d person dat gave d breakdown, has username 'e1...' (It is alpha numeric), sometin like dat as much as I rememba. though I guess his acct was taken down along with d meltdown as his acct seems to be registered btwn Jan-June ds year ie d time span d meltdown affected

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 9:57pm On Nov 27, 2014
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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 10:07pm On Nov 27, 2014
cheesy grin nothing is impossible in naija , see how dplacement was caught hands on , but seriously the dplacement has been a great guy , the truth remains , his presence on here is not the sole reason we all are at this stage . Everyone managed to make use of different info gotten on here .Personally , didnt like the way he dropped info , you wanna say something , say it , not make it look like its a piece of gold . Thanks to him anyways.... and he told some lies too, he said he wasnt recruited in 2007 , he said he was gonna deactivate his account sometime ago . Obviously he is not so sure when the AC will be conducted . We keep hoping while moving on . Merry xmas and happy new year in advance grin cheesy.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by SegunMike(m): 10:24pm On Nov 27, 2014
Hmmmm.....all iz well.
Wished dplacement didn't make that error sha......, and now I'll miss ahonohai cos of his interesting posts on some other NL sections. So I knew Dplacement all this while....such is life.

Anyways the thread will still move on.
Maybe I'll just join others to vacate for a while.
Wish everyone the Best.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nlng2014: 10:31pm On Nov 27, 2014
Your identity has always been known by those who actually have as much as a little investigative skills on the world wide web.

Histrionic Personality Disorder is characterized by attention seeking behaviors. Which i must conclude MIGHT be your own undoing.

The last thing anyone in a forum such as this should do is make utterances that would be less accepting when finally he/she stands in a room where his/her personality would be placed on the chopping block.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by okzcorp: 10:47pm On Nov 27, 2014
Ernike, greetings to you bro. Itss been a while.
Tochiddy, ife ni ile di okay.

PrinceofPersia, I know who scarlet is referring to, no mind him, that's how we row. Its simply coldwar.

Scarletdp, I love the actress Scarlet but you, I do not love undecided
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tolutweety(m): 11:16pm On Nov 27, 2014
You see why I dnt get involved in all the drama here...

The truth is what you guys are just discovering and getting to knw has bn long uncovered by a very few of us,and his person has never bn an issue.I can tell u categorically I knw more him more than on NL sef.*I remember I once said this on the thread*


Now that he is gone...i guess we v to make do with whatever we have n hope for the invites whenever.

#shalom#
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 11:40pm On Nov 27, 2014
LinkedIn, twitter, fb, Google, instagram? to decipher d dude... Some people get time sha..... ozkcorp we are together. .. lol
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 12:11am On Nov 28, 2014
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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wonda26(m): 12:29am On Nov 28, 2014
Everybody, say cheese... I'm the new DPlacement. cheesy
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tochiddy: 1:33am On Nov 28, 2014
Lesson learnt,so even the 'almighty dplacement' can also make mistake, see how he just goofed under this little pressure, he s nt invincible or untouchable after all. He came one more time to mock us that 'we slow sha' wen nemesis caught up with him. Atleast one of his colleagues in dia 2007 batch must definitely know who ahonhia personally is so I go continue my enquiry wen I get thr coz I gatz break words wit am (joking). Generally, dplacement started well on ds thread, I won't deny dat fact but he lost his way somewhr along the line as d desire 2 b mischievous got d better of him. Lastly, a big thanks to dplacement 4 keeping us company during ds period though, it was fun in a way sha and annoying in another way #peace
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 6:17am On Nov 28, 2014
tochiddy:
Lesson learnt,so even the 'almighty dplacement' can also make mistake, see how he just goofed under this little pressure, he s nt invincible or untouchable after all. He came one more time to mock us that 'we slow sha' wen nemesis caught up with him. Atleast one of his colleagues in dia 2007 batch must definitely know who ahonhia personally is so I go continue my enquiry wen I get thr coz I gatz break words wit am (joking). Generally, dplacement started well on ds thread, I won't deny dat fact but he lost his way somewhr along the line as d desire 2 b mischievous got d better of him. Lastly, a big thanks to dplacement 4 keeping us company during ds period though, it was fun in a way sha and annoying in another way #peace

correct man...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:30am On Nov 28, 2014
Ultimately, the number of guests viewing this thread in the next week will increase by 1.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by freeradical(m): 10:51am On Nov 28, 2014
Nlng2014:
Your identity has always been known by those who actually have as much as a little investigative skills on the world wide web.

Histrionic Personality Disorder is characterized by attention seeking behaviors. Which i must conclude MIGHT be your own undoing.

The last thing anyone in a forum such as this should do is make utterances that would be less accepting when finally he/she stands in a room where his/her personality would be placed on the chopping block.

I strongly agree. People should be mindful with what they say on public forum such as this especially as your words can easily be stereotyped to your personality. For all we know NLNG is watching us all even as we thread away... grin grin grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by wonda26(m): 11:38am On Nov 28, 2014
DPlacement would come back with another moniker. grin grin grin







He should be here already but peeping as a guest. wink cheesy








But house, see as una take the whole issue serious... Lol

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