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10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by tosyne2much(m): 9:12pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
It's not easy coming up with this write up because I had to stress my brain to put this down. Note- Pls we know we all love our sister(s) so pls do not get this write up twisted Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home 1. The One Who Visits Her Bf Under The Cover Of Her Female Friend We all know that ladies are very tactical especially when they want to visit their Bfs. I mean nothing can stop them.. Many at times, she will take an excuse from her mom that she wants to visit her female friend living across the street or far away. If I hear say na there she dey go 2. The gullible ones These ones are easily deceived even though they prove to be stubborn. Just a little flattering and hyping will do the magic. Tell them how pretty they are, and they might empty their bank account for you 3. Malice Keepers Some sisters can keep malice ehn. You must have forgotten what you have done, only for them to remind you when you need their service 4. Green Snake Under Green Grass She's actually in a relationship but she doesn't want you to know. She avoids talking to her bf in your presence 5. The One Who Take Eternity To Bathe You start praying to God as soon as she enters into the bathroom before you.. 30 mins later, she's still in there.. Wetin dem dey baff sef ? 6. Mummy's Girl This one will do silly things or sometimes disrespect and you dare not touch her because you know the consequence that would arise if you scold her 7. The Wrestlers This one who will threaten to reciprocate if you slap her. She behaves the way she likes cos she knows you dare not touch her. You will be wondering where she get the liver from 8. The One Who Know How To Push Your Button She's a troll who knows how to push your buttons like no one else. She knows how to get you even when you are angry or unwilling to give. You won't even know when you will start dancing to her tune unconsciously 9. Slap Throwers These are mostly elder sisters who command respect by force by fire(mostly first born). They will attempt to register a slap on your face if you disobey them or disrespect them 10. The Self Acclaimed Matured Sisters The one who is matured enough. She doesnt need your advice because she knows she has had life experience. Try to offer your advice and she will tell you she already knows the right thing to do Pls Feel Free To Add Yours 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by chibwike(m): 9:15pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Reading.. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Bravo they read it and shook head. u av done a great job. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by teemanbastos(m): 9:17pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
The Ones who are Good cooks.. Whenever dy cook,u are always lukn 4ward to Eating.. With sweet scents.. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by dreydee(m): 9:23pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Let me guess., tosyne2much right?! MODIFIED: I thought as much, oga 10 types... |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Nobody: 9:27pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
You and list eeer |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 9:31pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
I am No. 5 every night and No. 8 I spend a long time in the bathroom every night. It's so bad that I have to announce each time I need to use the bathroom in case anyone needs my attention before I go in. I can push buttons too Of all 10, I find my sister in 8. She has my control button in her hands. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Nobody: 9:31pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
For sale! |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Ilovenigeria(f): 9:33pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
The peacemaker nko? Always waiting for someone to fight so tjat they will settle and make peace. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by tosyne2much(m): 9:36pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
dreydee: Hehhehehehe no be today you don know me na |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Ilovenigeria(f): 9:37pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta:Lol But seriously what will you be doing inside bathroom that will take you much time, is it not just pouring water and scrubbing the body? |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Nobody: 9:37pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
4 and 5. Little bit of 3. [size=3pt]bite me[/size]. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Theeldah(f): 9:40pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
The one who would always be quiet...they are the parents pride, the good example, ..they are very studios and intelligent ,always coming out first in class.....the dummy's dey suffer for this one hand 1 Like |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 9:40pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta: like we don't know why you spend so long there? caracta has been playing the shower head game. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by okotv(m): 9:44pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
bathroom time wasting things...my sister but now I lead the way joor |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Ilovenigeria: SUMMARY I check my body for spots or bruises. I check my complexion because I'm afraid to be light-skinned. I just want to be my chocolate-self...but I change body cream a lot. I check my eyes to be sure I don't look pale. I scrub my feet. I brush my teeth. Check for discoloration. I clean my nails. I lie in the bathtub, run warm water and think about my day. What happened? What did I do wrong? Any unfinished task? Am I prepared for the next day? Have I settled all pending bills? Dreams? Goals? Tasks? I feel the water all over my body (if I'm using a shower). I MUST feel the water. Very important If I'm on my natural hair, na work be that. The water must soak the hair silly. I step out after a while and walk straight into my room. The night bath is not just about cleaning...it's a mental exercise for me. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by chibwike(m): 9:49pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta:Lol..these would take the whole day na |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 9:50pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
coogar: We also know what you do there. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 9:52pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
chibwike: That's the only time I've got. Haven't you noticed that people don't distract you in the bathroom? No visitors, phone calls, someone shouting your name, noise from TV, etc? |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 9:53pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta: i wasn't the one that said i spend hours in the bathroom at night, you did caracta, confess your sins & you shall be free from this burden. do you play the shower head game or not? |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
coogar: What's shower head game? Is it the title of a new movie? |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Ilovenigeria(f): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta:Interesting!!!! I will try all these but my only problem is that I don't have a bathtub or shower...so where do I lie to think about my day since I use bucket |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 9:57pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta: from the little info i gathered about you, i learnt you are a practising nun. 80% of the nuns have played the shower head game in the bathroom....i am just connecting the dots here. apologies if i am putting you on the spot. |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 9:57pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Ilovenigeria: Just use more than one bucket of water and wash your body gently. It's your body so take your time 1 Like |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 9:58pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
coogar: You are derailing Anyway, check my summary up there. How many nuns have you met? You and your corridor statistics... |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 10:03pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta: i meet nuns on the regular. my gf used to be a nun. she told me about you & your character(pardon the pun) |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 10:12pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
coogar: So I take it your gf plays/played shower head games. Hmmm. She found you boring huh? |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by KanwuliaJara: 10:12pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Na only #10 get head for that list o! |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by coogar: 10:13pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Caracta: why would she find me boring? she left the abbey because of me in the first place. you nuns can't have sex for the reasons we all know so the SHG is the only avenue to destress. caracta caracta - obirin meta! |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Caracta(f): 10:15pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
coogar: Lol *sprinkles holy water on him* Your deliverance is near! |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by Nobody: 11:21pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Tosye2much again. I'm waiting for kachisbarbie to tell us 10 types of brother in every home. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Sisters You Will Find In Every Home by nickz(m): 11:44pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
no 5 and 8...........typical of my sisters i thank God every morning for not giving me an elder sister if to say these girls senior me ehn them for don colonise me for that house but God pass them sha |
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