Crazy people on my friend's
WhatsApp list..!!
1. Someone on his status
"Sleeping" since 3 Days!
He's Probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5
days!
Guess he reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy"
since 1 Month.
Living in Paradise??
4. Someone is always
'Available'. How free
Are you??
5. From first day their status is,
'Heythere!
I'm using WhatsApp' I Know!
That's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "urgent calls
only".
Don't get it... Are you in the
police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk. WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your
phone..
You are not using the phone's
Primary function
8. Someone is 'at da movies'
for the
past 6
weeks. Either he owns da
theater or sells popcorn there.
Credit:

https://m.facebook.com/macheso90/posts/559131234158843


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Make I just dey follow dis post without certificate like B**ari..

Qwerty

LOL

Seen

Delete

hmmm

OK... but why is this on the front page

This website don turn Facebook page

na d person sabi na...by d way Wetin dis 1 da do 4 FP.

at d gym morning afternoon night.

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

tell me why ghost nor go torment u

mifavour:
at d gym morning afternoon night.

yet na potty belle dem still dey get

not funny#

Brb

story 4 de godz oooooo

just like this

Hw wl dt stop me frm votin GMB

*space booked*
I'll comment after eating my rice and coke

but wait why aren't we laughing ?

Someone should tell me this isn't nairaland.

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

what's tramadol for pls

Na d person weh deh for gem sef dey vex me pass

Space booked.......

*Yawnnsss* don't you guys get tired of repeating this stuffs?

Nice...lol
.
Ekaeete, get the Two fufu and Afang soup...

So hungry! #yawns#

my own is ''is typing a message''

[color=#990000][/color]and so what?

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Love the typing a message..