see as una dey yab gals

D girl want get a frozen heart..chaiii wicked world

zigger:
If am d guy. Girl: can u buy me icecream pleeaase. Me: but u re shiverin. Girl:Pleeeaase. Me:No, let's get to d bedroom so I can make u warm

Not funny at all

Chai

AfricanApple:
she was probably asking for the warm ice cream

........warm ICE !!!!!!!!!!!!

Prob dat ice cream dat wud send her to d labour room afta 9months

poverty, survival of the fittest enviroment, harsh society, abject and chronic hardship have made most nigerian girls brain dead..

A Teacher Teaching Maths To Seven-Year-Old Arnav Asked Him, "If I Give You One Apple And One Apple And One Apple, How Many Apples Will You Have?" Within A Few Seconds Arnav Replied Confidently, "Four!"
The Dismayed Teacher Was Expecting An Effortless Correct Answer (Three). She Was Disappointed. "Maybe The Child Did Not Listen Properly," She Thought. She Repeated, "Arnav, Listen Carefully. If I Give You One Apple And One Apple And One Apple, How Many Apples Will You Have?"
Arnav Had Seen The Disappointment On His Teacher's Face. He Calculated Again On His Fingers. But Within Him He Was Also Searching For The Answer That Will Make The Teacher Happy. His Search For The Answer Was Not For The Correct One, But The One That Will Make His Teacher Happy. This Time Hesitatingly He Replied, "Four..."
The Disappointment Stayed On The Teacher's Face. She Remembered That Arnav Liked Strawberries. She Thought Maybe He Doesn't Like Apples And That Is Making Him Loose Focus. This Time With An Exaggerated Excitement And Twinkling In Her Eyes She Asked, "If I Give You One Strawberry And One Strawberry And One Strawberry, Then How Many You Will Have?"
Seeing The Teacher Happy, Young Arnav Calculated On His Fingers Again. There Was No Pressure On Him, But A Little On The Teacher. She Wanted Her New Approach To Succeed. With A Hesitating Smile Young Arnav Enquired, "Three?"
The Teacher Now Had A Victorious Smile. Her Approach Had Succeeded. She Wanted To Congratulate Herself. But One Last Thing Remained. Once Again She Asked Him, "Now If I Give You One Apple And One Apple And One More Apple How Many Will You Have?"
Promptly Arnav Answered, "Four!"
The Teacher Was Aghast. "How Arnav, How?" She Demanded In A Little Stern And Irritated Voice.
In A Voice That Was Low And Hesitating Young Arnav Replied, "Because I Already Have One Apple In My Bag."
Moral :
"When Someone Gives You An Answer That Is Different From What You Expected, Don't Think They Are Wrong. There May Be An Angle That You Have Not Understood At All. You Will Have To Listen And Understand, But Never Listen With A Predetermined Notion."

Girl: I was scared bcoz it was my first tym
doing
it, I just heared people say its painful and he
said 2 me I must open and I opened slowly
and
he said I must not be scared, he wont hurt me,
then I
opened, he puts it in slowly
(ouch). I
felt like I could cry, but I was 2 shy that
people can hear me in the other rooms, he
asked that if it is hurting......Bu t I didn't reply. .
Tearz
were
rolling down and my eyes were closed, he
then
removed it and said: I told u that I won't
hurt u, and I smiled and said: Thank u Doctor, 4
removing this teeth, it really troubled me. #
anything
when u think na u sabi

gives her a hard punch.....*light fades out*

AfricanApple:
she was probably asking for the warm ice cream

Erhn, u fine gan ni o!

softysparky:
If only you guys know the type of ice cream she was asking for.

wat type??

OP you sure say nor be your sister they do her boyfriend dis thing so #there is God oh

Hehehhehehehehe,,gurlssssss#smh

AfricanApple:
she was probably asking for the warm ice cream

U̶̲̥̅̊ mean preek?

Can't stop laughing!

AfricanApple:
why I no go like am

i no knw for ram ooo.... abeg come make we go cook d one weh dey untop stove ...

chingydaboss:
Came across this picture and could not stop laughing..


Funny enough, seems to be the truth

This babe name na Dunce. E no even ask for blanket name ice cream no be food dey hungry. E go soon ask for pop corn. A won pop corn girls.

Maybe the shivering girl would take the ice cream home, pour it in the pot and then warm it and drink. Therefore converting Ice cream to hot cream. Just trying to read the thoughts of the greedy girl though.

iceberylin:
Could be your sister sha

So I won't spank my sister ni?

i'm not in jos na, when it's around that late afternoon to early evening the weather is just okay. So why can't I have ice cream?
Some ice cream cannot be resisted o, better fear God!

Medunah:

Lol, Maybe u suppose hate am

e tire me o

U guys don't understand the kind of ice'cream she s asking for

ozo13:
warm qunnu abi

sulmeza:
warm 'ice'cream?..lol...ow do u prepare dat?...lol...knw u kiddin anyway

I'm not kidding but if you want me to teach you, you have to be strong

StealthIdeals:
Erhn, u fine gan ni o!

ehn, thank you small ni o

holysaint1:

i no knw for ram ooo.... abeg come make we go cook d one weh dey untop stove ...

hian, e go burn o

stanisbaratheon:



warm and then ice! Chai

you must be about the best in your class

you must be about the worst in your class. I don't think you will be promoted to ss3

AfricanApple:
she was probably asking for the warm ice cream

correct correct























by the way how can ice be warm please explain