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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by singlefade25(f): 7:53pm On Jan 21, 2015
Ghostlady:
lol @ sister in law...grin
Yes o.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 7:53pm On Jan 21, 2015
singlefade25:
Yes o. How are you?
I'm fine...Thanks.

Hope ur fine, too?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 7:56pm On Jan 21, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
lero hw far. hw work ...
Bro Jumia smiley

I'm fine o. Work dey. Thanks.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by singlefade25(f): 7:56pm On Jan 21, 2015
Lero15:

I'm fine...Thanks.

Hope ur fine, too?
yes, grandpa.

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 8:06pm On Jan 21, 2015
Ferdybaba:


Yes...an interesting comment for you wink

Thank you. I just saw the comment.

You are such a darling! kiss

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 8:07pm On Jan 21, 2015
singlefade25:
cocolav, this moniker is better.

Taaaah!
@AdewunmiOpeyemi You want me to tear your jumia shirt abi undecided

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by adewumiopeyemi(m): 8:18pm On Jan 21, 2015
grin grin cheesy cheesy
CoCoLav:
you are free

Taaaah!
@AdewunmiOpeyemi You want me to tear your jumia shirt abi undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ilori1930(m): 8:20pm On Jan 21, 2015
good evening everyone





thank fade for the link kiss
good evening Mej, how was your day?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by adewumiopeyemi(m): 8:22pm On Jan 21, 2015
@ilori hw u dey u are welcome... but u ave to greet the king and chief in the room in gud way grin grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 8:24pm On Jan 21, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
grin grin cheesy cheesy
CoColav pls don't tear my jumia shirt. Its the only shirt I have embarassed cry


Awwww! Sorry dear

I won't.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 8:35pm On Jan 21, 2015
All this "Spouse" post sharers, stop sharing o. Write your own. undecided

..and abeg stop sharing long posts!!!! cry :'
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by adewumiopeyemi(m): 8:36pm On Jan 21, 2015
@david u don fex.....u don already press control ppppp grin grin grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by singlefade25(f): 9:25pm On Jan 21, 2015
CoCoLav:


Taaaah!
@AdewunmiOpeyemi You want me to tear your jumia shirt abi undecided
hahahaha
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by singlefade25(f): 9:26pm On Jan 21, 2015
ilori1930:
good evening everyone





thank fade for the link kiss
good evening Mej, how was your day?
anytime
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 9:35pm On Jan 21, 2015
davide470:
All this "Spouse" post sharers, stop sharing o. Write your own. undecided

..and abeg stop sharing long posts!!!! cry :'
David I'm still expecting ur answer
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 9:36pm On Jan 21, 2015
mcpat:
I know Miss Franka wasn't referring to anybody on this thread.. Don't ask me for sauce O.. That information is not in the public domain
Thanks dear, I knew u always got my back.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by razaqade(m): 9:37pm On Jan 21, 2015
cc150615:

Thanks dear, I knew u always got my back.



he's just whyning u......
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 9:43pm On Jan 21, 2015
razaqade:




he's just whyning u......
you're such a learner
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by davide470(m): 9:46pm On Jan 21, 2015
cc150615:



maybe u should tell us ur somebody else.
And why should I do that?

You dey fear. undecided
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 10:02pm On Jan 21, 2015
~~ It takes more than love! Hmmmm ! ~~

i see things. smiley
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ilori1930(m): 10:04pm On Jan 21, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
@ilori hw u dey u are welcome... but u ave to greet the king and chief in the room in gud way grin grin
issoraite!
thank U
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 10:30pm On Jan 21, 2015
My day was fine, hope you are chilling.

ilori1930:


good evening Mej, how was your day?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ilori1930(m): 10:36pm On Jan 21, 2015
Jamean:
My day was fine, hope you are chilling.

yes I am
are u on whatsapp?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 10:55pm On Jan 21, 2015
MODS : permit me to drop ds here,I don't have a diary sad but i wish to share this with ds fam cool .

~~Its a long read, but believe me...Its worth every second !! cool~~


A BEAUTIFUL PIECE TO THE MOST WONDERFUL WOMAN I KNOW kiss kiss


Assuming it was possible to switch roles right from the beginning. As in, God gives the children the privilege to choose their parents and not the other way around... Assuming it was a child's choice to decide through whom he was going to enter this beautiful world... (hmmm... I can sense you are thinking deep already *smiles*)

Please, join me as I take you on a brief tour through my mind... the way I think it would feel like if I was actually given the privilege to choose my mum (yeah! you guessed right; my MUM kiss)

(Disclaimer: The following events likely took place in the great beyond between my pre-earth self and God)

...It was a very long queue and I could hardly see above the sea of little heads blocking my view. We were all joyous as we knew why we were there. The air was filled with melodious songs (an angelic atmosphere indeed) and in a long while that seemed like an instant I was in front (a second here is like a thousand years we usually say).

The man in front smiled broadly as He led me by the hand into a bright room. The ceiling was like swinging clouds that made music whenever they touched (the view was WOW!). The room was bare but just like magic, two seats and a very big screen materialized from thin air. I wasn't fazed at all because it was norm for us to have whatever we asked for according to His will (all things are possible was our popular slogan).

We carefully took seats side by side as though previously rehearsed and in the same moment, the screen came to life. It had an image of a big blue globe gently spinning and small buttons at the bottom that responded to touch (please pardon me to call it a touch screen).

He turned to me and with the same knowing smile said... "Welcome to the SELECTION!"... I couldn't hide my joy and so let out a big shout which sent us both into a laughing frenzy (yeah! His laugh was majestic). I had waited a long while for this day... it was finally here and I was eager to choose.

A form appeared on the screen as though summoned. It had lot of fields which I audibly selected and He carefully punched in my choice.

My selection was as follows;
For Colour I chose "Royal brown"
Smile "Radiant"
Laugh "Loud"
Carriage "Confident"
Height "Above average"
Voice "Bold" (The angels could handle the music, didn't want her to bother *smiles*)
Passion "Love for God and People"
Talent "Everything"
Skills "All of them"
Legs "Strong" (now I wish I chose straight too *laughs*)
Heart "Caring, Loving, faithful, devoted, sacrificial, peaceful, generous, joyous... (The options were endless and I patiently chose all)

We ticked a few more fields and finally He asked in His soft still voice; "Please, choose a name?"... I quickly replied "I want something that's funky yet cool, a name that ends with a 'ca'...". He balanced His chin on His fingers as though thinking and said; "veronica should do". I was in love with the name at once. "veronica it is" He said as He punched in the name on the screen.

He let out a deep sigh as He cracked His knuckles... We were finally done. He pressed a button labelled 'SEARCH' and the globe that was all the while covered by the form came forward. It made a rapid spin and then gradually slowed down... It zoomed into a region called Africa, did another zoom into Nigeria (or so it read), then zoomed again into Lagos (We both chorused the word "l-a-g-o-s" as soon as we saw it. It was fascinating I must say)...

I peered into the screen but saw little figures going about their duties oblivious of my little exercise in the skies. He tapped me on my shoulder and said "Not so fast", I smiled as I again took my seat (I had jumped off of it unawares earlier). He swiped His fingers on the screen and there she was. The most amazing sight I have ever beheld. God! She was BEAUTIFUL!!! She was in her white work clothes, her royal brown face shining from the trickle of sweat that lined her smooth forehead. She was passionately walking up and down the ward filled with children. Though visibly stressed she was smiling still. I loved her instantly! Little drops of tears flowed down my chubby cheeks. He was on hand to wipe them off. I could sense tension in the room. I knew it was time (as that was the normal routine). I was going to miss this place and so was He going to miss me. His voice was shaky as He slowly said "ITS TIME TO MEET YOUR MOTHER"...

...and you all know the rest of the story. It’s been an awesome ride mum, everyday filled with awesomeness. The world ain't seen nothing yet 'cos we are just starting (‪#‎TeamProv‬.4:18). with love from the 'troublesome' Trio (Twty, Laplace and Lils). The Destined Boys!

...'twty.


" kudos to my good friend Habuh-Rajan Jamil for coming out with the original piece .It was modified by tolu. DON'T COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION angry tongue "
cc cocolav,beau49,scrypt,lero15,therealadonye,veevean1,jamean,singlefade25,smallpeepee,okzcorp,ferdybaba,davide470,ilori1930,nonsso,adeaks,cc150615,mcpat,mtor et al(pls help include your name ,if not mentioned.my brain needs glucose right now.. embarassed undecided)

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by cc150615(f): 11:01pm On Jan 21, 2015
davide470:
And why should I do that?

You dey fear. undecided
that wasn't a request, you shoulda read the tone, have u forgotten me so quickly
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jan 21, 2015
Nice one tolu. Mothers are just awesome. I love my mum pass anything cool
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 11:05pm On Jan 21, 2015
No. Urban chat undecided

ilori1930:

yes I am
are u on whatsapp?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ilori1930(m): 11:14pm On Jan 21, 2015
nice piece Tolu cool wink
more glucose to your brain
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ilori1930(m): 11:17pm On Jan 21, 2015
Jamean:
No. Urban chat undecided

hehehe grin
which one be urban chat
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by UGLYS: 11:32pm On Jan 21, 2015
Hello guys, good evening y'all. Well my name is Sydney, a graduate of University of Pennsylvania. I am happy to be here with you all.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jan 21, 2015
Looooooool, this is serious. Interesting stuff. Hmmmmmm. smiley smiley.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by tolutweety(m): 11:41pm On Jan 21, 2015
UGLYS:
Hello guys, good evening y'all. Well my name is Sydney, a graduate of University of Pennsylvania. I am happy to be here with you all.

welcome ! smiley
I don dey look you with one eye before ,as you dey view without comment.Now na two eyes i dey take look you grin grin

Course of study ? location at the moment ?? working or not ?? Have any gf or not lipsrsealed etc.

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