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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by NotNairalandi(m): 12:08pm On Feb 28, 2015

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by nekaa(f): 12:08pm On Feb 28, 2015

so 2005....

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Dyt(f): 12:08pm On Feb 28, 2015

I want to slp

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by campusflavour: 12:09pm On Feb 28, 2015

#neveragain shall a half illiterate, a tyrant, and a religious/tribal bigot rule us

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by miembamish(m): 12:10pm On Feb 28, 2015

Hehehehe...

U neva chichumching!!!

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by idara00(m): 12:12pm On Feb 28, 2015

Dapo777:
Have you ever wondered why many girls use
smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls
do.

I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I
was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type something
interesting instead of sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true?
GIRL: Dat wat?
ME: I heard you failed your English exams...
GIRL: Who telled you? me faild english dat is
unpossible! I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed the englesh langueg.
ME: OMG... That's ok. You can use smileys and
short replies please!!

is soo common with them this days.

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by LewisO: 12:12pm On Feb 28, 2015

If u are chatting with such a lady, just tell her "she is boring" in a funny way with a smile
symbol, so that she won't deviate it as an assault, if she doesn't change, just try figure out some nice questions to boost her ch@tting skills with u, varies on the type of question depends on her intellect.

If she find it difficult to reply, try ask her another, if she didn't still change just ask her this: "Do u know what beach says to each other"? Hold on with her, she will be quick to reply u and say "NO"... just type... "They don't talk they only wave to each other"... if she reply u with "kk" or "lol"... just tell her "don't be such a beach"... If she reply "Kk" that means she's not into u, u're wasting your time, don't text her again,and let her know u don't give a damn!

*No Time*

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by glorytemdee: 12:12pm On Feb 28, 2015

Hahaha,some girls will nt kill somebody grin

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Misogynist2014(m): 12:12pm On Feb 28, 2015

Joke of the day, true anyways. But a lady has never replied me that way, maybe because I'm a DISCIPLINARY man. grin

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by gabrielou: 12:13pm On Feb 28, 2015

Quite revealing.

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by auntymi(f): 12:13pm On Feb 28, 2015

Dudes formiN wordsmith on NL

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by fabokai(m): 12:13pm On Feb 28, 2015

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by AJOT99(m): 12:14pm On Feb 28, 2015

Really?

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 12:15pm On Feb 28, 2015

Hahahahaha, this is so funny. It's not true though, very short responses is for someone you don't really care about

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by qozeem999(m): 12:15pm On Feb 28, 2015

Dapo777:
Have you ever wondered why many girls use
smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls
do.

I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I
was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type something
interesting instead of sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true?
GIRL: Dat wat?
ME: I heard you failed your English exams...
GIRL: Who telled you? me faild english dat is
unpossible! I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed the englesh langueg.
ME: OMG... That's ok. You can use smileys and
short replies please!!

hahaha, Lmfao

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 12:15pm On Feb 28, 2015

English is not easy that's why angry

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Nobody: 12:16pm On Feb 28, 2015

delishpot:
Last time i sheking, some boizs are spoke inglish wrongfully. They cant spoke beta dan some girls. We all knows that kwins inglish is not our fadas tongue it is a very hard sometin to spoke.
OP, is jus joking around, he himsef doesnt knowing korekt kwin inglish.
Ayam komming, let me go and sheking sometin. Somwon is noking in my gate.

you are a bad comedian

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by johnnyblaze424: 12:17pm On Feb 28, 2015

hnmmn

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by iwezor1(m): 12:17pm On Feb 28, 2015

Na only apc gals da twuak lyk dat na op

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by fabokai(m): 12:20pm On Feb 28, 2015

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by cozy7(m): 12:20pm On Feb 28, 2015

Haha haha

Did u also observe that most of these ladies who speak blunders are often so pretty?
NATURE JUST USED BEAUTY TO COMPENSATE THEM FOE THEIR IDIOCY.....(but not all though)

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Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Bonbolos(m): 12:21pm On Feb 28, 2015

Hahahaha... English is hard. Common English you can not spoke (*Wink)

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by ThisisBuhari: 12:22pm On Feb 28, 2015

Atleast she is better than PEJ.

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by blakky97(m): 12:23pm On Feb 28, 2015

jennylove7575:
Diz is not collect. It was rong. Op stop laffing we gals. We trying our best to speaken oyibo quin English. It is not fairing wat u say. Op if I cash u in dat rounbadout near chunksion, I will blow ya mouth. Yeye dey smell

got a sense of humour

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Dahjhi: 12:24pm On Feb 28, 2015

auntymi:
Dudes formiN wordsmith on NL

Then ladies had better start forming wordsBond too wink

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by Dammyjohn(m): 12:24pm On Feb 28, 2015

jennylove7575:
Diz is not collect. It was rong. Op stop laffing we gals. We trying our best to speaken oyibo quin English. It is not fairing wat u say. Op if I cash u in dat rounbadout near chunksion, I will blow ya mouth. Yeye dey smell

I don laugh tire so tey my ribs just dey crack grin

Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by stan241(m): 12:25pm On Feb 28, 2015

2014?....if u hear the way even lectures of English speak you will run..we had one that always taught in pidgin and the rest with horribly thick native accent

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