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A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by Nobody: 8:03pm On Mar 18, 2015
A COMIC RELIEF:

Jonathan met with the Queen of England. Then the following conversation ensued:

JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.

JONATHAN: But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room;

CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice

President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: I'm not sure. Let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer.

Sambo ran into Babatunde Raji Fashola. Sambo asked Fashola.

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

FASHOLA: That's easy; its me!

Sambo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

SAMBO: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle. It's Babatunde Raji Fashola!

Jonathan got angry. He said to Sambo: No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward. I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is

David Cameron!!!
Re: A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by Davotee(m): 8:08pm On Mar 18, 2015
I laffff
Re: A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by flinton(m): 8:16pm On Mar 18, 2015
Lolz, a relief indeed!
But it's still GEJ till 2019

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Re: A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by floma07(m): 8:44pm On Mar 18, 2015
Like fada like son.... Clueless
Re: A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by Nobody: 9:37pm On Mar 18, 2015
flinton:
Lolz, a relief indeed!
But it's still GEJ till 2019
@flinton let wait and see. Thanks
Re: A Comic Relief About Nigeria. by flinton(m): 10:36pm On Mar 18, 2015
barnabasj:

@flinton let wait and see. Thanks
Sure

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