Can any of this be possible in Nigeria?

1. In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair. I really love this one no more Brazilian hair wahala again
2. In new York, it's against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. those days sha me do am tire
3. In newYork city, it's illegal to shake a dust mop out a window. hia!!! see wahala
4. lt is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota. nawa o na your leg I carry wear the shoe?
5. In Logan county, Colorado, it's illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she's asleep. why na dats romantic na
6. In the state of Texas, it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. my origin folks where wuna dey?
7. In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession. seriously
8. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate any animal. ooo
9. In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take bath once a year. what !!!
10. In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum. Nl babes wuna hear abi
11. In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale. my Igbo folks in Onitsha main market are guilty of this one o...
12. in Michigan, married couple must live together or be imprisoned. good
13. in Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave. what na army work

pls forgive any typo and don't know if this the right section for this
source: me in colabo with Google

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