Aminat508:
lolz whalahi oreyin sir

scentmarlc:
so yu are abusing me abii

dharay99:

hmm...
Do i av.?

Aminat508:
Emabinu daddy mi

Aminat508:
Emabinu daddy mi

scentmarlc:
it depends on who yu are eyeing oooo.

Their brideprice varies: but be aware adeh39 is not on the radar. She is their momcy.

Twaci is the eldest daughter and she is my fav princess. So her brideprice is two lamboghini, 2 twin dublex in dubai, 2 hectare of land in lekki, and two billion dollars.......yu stil dey der dey look?

Tohpahz is so precious to me. So if yu want her hand iN marriage, all yur family must swear an oath of allegiance to treat her like a queen she is. And yu must pay 10 billion dollars pere.........yu neva run?

Trypa na one princess after my heart. So if yu want her hand in marriage, yu must show how powerful yu are and how much strength yu gat. So, yu are gona sleep in the lions den in safari reserve for just 3 days. If u survive, then yu are frEe to deposit 5billion in the family's offshore account........wher yu dey run go?

Those are ma marriageable girls for now. Leave aminat508, she don get fiance.

Rapsodee:
Me: you can stop here!
Bike man: (stops bike and feels like coming down too to watch the scene about to unfold)
Me: (comes down) how much is it?
Bike man: #500
Me:5-what?
Bike man: hundred naira!!!
Me: (Hands out #100 to him)
Bike man: I said #500!
Me: forget am baba! I heard #100...
Bike man: (collects the #100 and zooms off)
.
After all,its not my fault,I heard #100,abi is it my fault? .
.
(SMH as I spread mat for ground).

Cutehector:
lol nw I knw d very reason why young girls of nowadys find it hard to get married.. Their fathers r d ones spoilin businesses

mrmastermind:

I'm Isolated

adeh39:


Awwww! That's so sweet!!!

But Nuclear family right? A nuclear family consists of Father ,mother and children.

Oya who am i to you? and who is Trypa

scentmarlc:


Broz drop dat weed....yu are already stuttering.....check the topic again

dharay99:

run for ur life
Falconey is cum afta u wid ds...

Rapsodee:
Oga,stay mute abeg,you don high on kunu

Rapsodee:
Oga,stay mute abeg,you don high on kunu

scentmarlc:
haahhhhahahahhahhaahahahhah kunu for wia.......oya yarn me yur e-family sharpaly.

scentmarlc:
am sure yu have ooo. Wat abt dat girl dat always call yu out frm yur shell on the campaign thread.,. I cnt sEem to remember her moniker

ehm I can't remember too o0.

Prettyvhickie:
What is happening here?

huh
go up and read d 1st post.

dharay99:

huh
go up and read d 1st post.

dharay99:

huh
go up and read d 1st post.

scentmarlc:
yu see dats wah am saying. Yu might not even know how high esteemed you are held in someone's thought

scentmarlc:
berra. If not i go just offload yu go meet cutehector for free nii. I wont even collect any brideprice......but sinx yu don apologize no lele. How dat yur friend nah, subbied. How she dey. How yu wan tek arrange her for yur daddy nah

subbieD:




......I'm I bn sold here.. .....scentmarlc,Lemme ooooo
Kingtom......comma see o......

scentmarlc:


Haaaaaaa pekelepekele, arugbo jegbese.....so na kingTom be yur bodyguard. **oya aga rawu23 come and stand behind me incase kingtom comes with his big chest oooo**

Prettyvhickie:

scentmarlc:
being the chairman of nairaland's bodyguard association, i dont expect yu to have many friends sef

Prettyvhickie:
What is happening here?

agarawu23:
exactly. more enemies than than friends will make you live long

scentmarlc:
mothers day

scentmarlc:
Really

Prettyvhickie:

i guess its too late for that

Prettyvhickie:
is that why you are still living?

scentmarlc:
do yu have any e-family. If not, see my secretary sweetsoup and collect my family membership form....its just N500. Once yur payment is confirmed, yu are part of my e-family