Phone Rings
VAN GAAL: "hello Wenger, how u dey now?
WENGER: Omo i dey o, wetin dey happen na?
VAN GAAL: " Mennnn i just dey o. How your side na??
WENGER: " No wahala bro, i just dey prepare welcome party for petr Cech arrival oo"
VAN GAAL: "hmm, but that mumu Mourinho said him no sell am for you na"
WENGER: "Who? Mourinho? Na today Mourinho dey run his mouth?
VAN GAAL: "haa why do u say that bro?"
WENGER: "On 17th July 2013, the same Mourinho run his mouth like super Mario on Live TV sey Mata and David Luis are not for sale, he said they're not like Arsenal. But i just dey look am.
VAN GAAL: " yeh yeh yehn na true o, na me buy Juan Mata at the end o! The guy Mourinho na confirmed mumu O!, so tey no be small o"
WENGER: "He even cry go meet Abramovich make he no sell Cech for me, but Abramovich tell am to Bleep offfff. That's how strong my trap is grin emoticon"
VAN GAAL: "hmmmmm tuali baba i respect you sir!"
WENGER: " Mourinho na my pikin na, i know how i dey prepare another trap for him"
VAN GAAL: hmmmmm Le professor Wenger, i take my hap off for you !O you be real baba"
WENGER: "We go talk later"
VAN GAAL: "Ok later"

David moyes signed Mata not Louis Van Gaal

khachee:
David moyes signed Mata not Louis Van Gaal

u dey mind d mumu op?