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Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 6:49am On Jul 20, 2015 |
In an oil company, this man was about to
receive a contract of N30 million keenly contested, when his wife
called him on
phone.
On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very
big surprise for u, I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm
about to receive a contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is
very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY
URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST
ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for
an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go
n come bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what
might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a
contract worth N30
million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God
has finally answered our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if
it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u
in ur contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this,
u knw we have been praying over 6 months
now? God
has finally answered us. That Big rat that
always disturb us in the kitchen is finally
dead, I called u to remove it,
I'm afraid of touching rats.
WHAT WILL U DO IF U WERE TO B D MAN |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by iornenge81(m): 7:02am On Jul 20, 2015 |
emmmm I reserve my comment |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by kinglekan: 7:07am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Jokes section please. 1 Like |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by crispberry(f): 7:56am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Na slap go follow . Is it only me? I feel it's unusually cold this morning 1 Like |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by felnino(m): 7:59am On Jul 20, 2015 |
That b***h dumb. |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 8:08am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Call My Lawyer straight.... . . . . . . . . . .. . . . D I V O R C E No story babe. |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 8:09am On Jul 20, 2015 |
crispberry: just do press-up babe. or do u need manly cuddle? |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by crispberry(f): 8:11am On Jul 20, 2015 |
manlyprof: |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Dyt(f): 8:24am On Jul 20, 2015 |
No woman will even let her hubbby leave a deal of 10million even if she's in labour room You will hear baby Make sure you get that deal before coming back |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by freecocoa(f): 8:26am On Jul 20, 2015 |
This is the driest/lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a while. 1 Like |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 8:32am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Dyt: naija babes and wifys no de carry last |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 8:34am On Jul 20, 2015 |
freecocoa: reason: cos today is a new day in the life of the world! True? |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by freecocoa(f): 8:37am On Jul 20, 2015 |
manlyprof:Everyday is a new day in the life of the world. |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 8:48am On Jul 20, 2015 |
cut the call and recieve the shout later. am sure 2m will calm down her anger |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 9:01am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Woman gat2 knw the limit of bullshit! |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 9:06am On Jul 20, 2015 |
wahabian: tell them. On point man |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by emmatok(m): 9:15am On Jul 20, 2015 |
wahabian: No, men got to think straight and logically. Even if she is in labor room, i won't leave until i get that contract. What if the man is in Abuja, will he rush to Airport to meet his wife in Lagos? |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Dollyak(f): 9:24am On Jul 20, 2015 |
Complete waste of time. I am even angry at you and the imaginary wife for being so stupid . |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Fkforyou(m): 10:54am On Jul 20, 2015 |
crispberry:Maybe you are within K.D....it thesame thing. |
Re: Wife's Urgent Call Rubs Hubby N30m Oil Deal. Your Reaction! by Nobody: 10:56am On Jul 20, 2015 |
emmatok: The post by the OP is very possible and it happens.It depends on the man,women will always bring up silly things ,excuses etc just to hold you down. You got to train them to outgrow that shit!Personally,I believe it is what you condone from a woman she'll keep on doing. 2 Likes |
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