In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million keenly contested, when his wife called him on phone. On phone.... Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million. Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME. Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come bak quick. Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract. The man quickly went home... Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a contract worth N30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers. Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of touching rats. WHAT WILL U DO IF U WERE TO B D MAN

emmmm I reserve my comment

Na slap go follow .

Is it only me? I feel it's unusually cold this morning

That b***h dumb.

Call My Lawyer straight....


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No story babe.

crispberry:
Na slap go follow .

Is it only me? I feel it's unusually cold this morning

just do press-up babe.

or do u need manly cuddle?

manlyprof:


just do press-up babe.

or do u need manly cuddle?

No woman will even let her hubbby leave a deal of 10million even if she's in labour room
You will hear baby
Make sure you get that deal before coming back

This is the driest/lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a while.

Dyt:
No woman will even let her hubbby leave a deal of 10million even if she's in labour room
You will hear baby
Make sure you get that deal before coming back

naija babes and wifys no de carry last

freecocoa:
This is the driest/lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a while.

reason: cos today is a new day in the life of the world! True?

manlyprof:


reason: cos today is a new day in the life of the world! True?

Everyday is a new day in the life of the world.

cut the call and recieve the shout later. am sure 2m will calm down her anger

Woman gat2 knw the limit of bullshit!

wahabian:
Woman gat2 knw the limit of bullshit!

tell them. On point man

wahabian:
Woman gat2 knw the limit of bullshit!

No, men got to think straight and logically.
Even if she is in labor room, i won't leave until i get that contract.
What if the man is in Abuja, will he rush to Airport to meet his wife in Lagos?

Complete waste of time. I am even angry at you and the imaginary wife for being so stupid .

crispberry:
Na slap go follow .
Is it only me? I feel it's unusually cold this morning

Maybe you are within K.D....it thesame thing.

emmatok:


No, men got to think straight and logically.
Even if she is in labor room, i won't leave until i get that contract.
What if the man is in Abuja, will he rush to Airport to meet his wife in Lagos?

The post by the OP is very possible and it happens.It depends on the man,women will always bring up silly things ,excuses etc just to hold you down.

You got to train them to outgrow that shit!Personally,I believe it is what you condone from a woman she'll keep on doing.