Truckpusher:
Easy o , too many things down that hole.

kaboninc:


Scam ke?

Marriage due hungry me sef.

I wan marry.

Truckpusher:
As in na serious cage o.

Omo! Marriage na scam serious scam I swear.

kaboninc:

Thank you and yes you're forgiven!

Caseless:
aswear.



Imagine one lady in my house (in the name of my wife) telling me not stay outside beyond 5pm.

Marriage Na cage.

Caseless:


Meet me in my room pls.

Caseless:
too too many things sef. If I think about them , I stay away from women.

Beamborla:

I'm coming with truckpusher

Truckpusher:
but I heard it got its good side too.
At least you'll stop eating noodles all day long but that is if you end up with someone that knows her onions and not these loud mouthed sisters that wants a western marriage in Africa even when they've not been to an airport in their entire life.

Truckpusher:
Abeg, I'm done with party things - Now I go solo.

kaboninc:



You sure?

Na you dey next in line after Truckpusher

Beamborla:

You and caseless, ehn ... SMH


If you two like it or not, i must eat your wedding Akpu @truckie and Caseless, i must chop your wedding masa.

kontinu

Truckpusher:
Una go wait taya.
Something wey be say my mama dun resign hand me over to her God.

Beamborla:

No make i chuck hand for your matter o

Beamborla:

No make i chuck hand for your matter o

Caseless:
somebody is gonna get laid tonight.

Specialist900 be like

Truckpusher:
but I heard it got its good side too.
At least you'll stop eating noodles all day long but that is if you end up with someone that knows her onions and not these loud mouthed sisters that wants a western marriage in Africa even when they've not been to an airport in their entire life.

Beamborla:

I'm coming with truckpusher

Truckpusher:
But something must kill a man sha.

kaboninc:


Loool. You na pro oh.

I think say whynotthetruth and dearpreye na don for these things. Even Francizy no reach you.

Beamborla:

You and caseless, ehn ... SMH


If you two like it or not, i must eat your wedding Akpu @truckie and Caseless, i must chop your wedding masa.

kontinu

AgapeCharis:

Specialist900 be like

Beamborla:

You and caseless, ehn ... SMH


If you two like it or not, i must eat your wedding Akpu @truckie and Caeless, i must chop your wedding masa.

kontinu

Truckpusher:
Una go wait taya.

Something wey be say my mama dun resign hand me over to her God.

AgapeCharis:

Specialist900 be like

Specialist900:
ni bo l'eti jabò. This child

Wetin this one dey talk? Interprete please.

Whynotthetruth:


Bros...easy oo...Truckie nah professor with international repute in fuckiology...Me be apprentice for dearpre shop for this ministry... franzi don graduate for the ministry...

Caseless:
even specialist too de eye d chick? The house is on fire.

Aah aahn? Where you dey since? Specialist900 wey don profess love for the babe tey tey don even dey lay claim.
You wouldn't understand how heartbroken he is right now.

donephi:


U wan marry?

I tin say u don marry

francizy:


Lol, Prof, I been use that book wey you write about woman matter and since then I no fit graduate. So so carry over. I don drop out self.

francizy:


LoL.. Me na learner oh. In short, them too difficult for me so I don quit their matter. E just be like courses for school. Making friends is 1 credit unit, flexing is 0 CU, Education na 7 CU, money hustle na 8 CU while woman studies na 9 CU.

Apparently, I've decided not to pick any course above 8 CU...