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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Tobscollins: 7:07am On Aug 30, 2015
Anybody to help someone in accommodation during the post utme, I am from delta
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Nobody: 7:50am On Aug 30, 2015
GetOvaMe:
02:43am.
Sunday, 30/08/2015


Insomia induced scribble.


............... ................

JUDAS ISCARIOT


Walking past the knot of high priests, Judas halted, throwing
the sac slung over his shoulder into an abrupt swing.

One dusty foot behind the other, he began a slow reverse. A priest had mentioned Jesus, he was certain.

But what could they possibly want discussing master? Or was it another Jesus?

He finally stopped behind an olive tree, giving just enough distance to see and eavesdrop.

"...we must seize that blasphemer!" A white robe spat.

" the bloody Nazarite, son of a mere carpenter, parading himself as the Messiah. He
should be tried and crucified." Another said, stroking his grey beard.

Judas gummed to the bark,thoughts flashing across his
mind as the malicious priests chatted on. It was, indeed, his master.

Should he run off to warn him and the others? Should he stay and listen to more? Confusion gripped him.

Suddenly, an idea hit him and he grinned.


"I'm going to dupe these priests."

How could they possibly handle a man that walked on a raging sea? Raised the dead, ordered demons out of their hosts and performed a whole lot of incredible miracles... The terrific scene of how Jesus had simultaneously raised the five men that drowned in the Jordan river played in his head.

He grinned again.

They would never get master.

Judas branched away from the tree and launched towards the
priests. Nearing them, he cleared his throat, and began speaking with a confidence that made them all stop and turn.

"Shalom. What are you willing to give me if I deliver him to you?

Is it not Jesus of Nazareth you seek? I'm Judas, one of his disciples."


* * * * *

The coins in the camel-skin sac
rattled as he swaggered away, smiling to himself.

The priests had just paid him thirty cool pieces of silver. Easy
money.

He was to just lead them to his master.
Then, he would watch Jesus rent the clouds and rain fire and brimstone upon them. grin grin grin grin

* * * * *

It was the firery torches that first appeared from the dark,next, the clubs.

Glinting swords and their wielders soon became apparent from the marching
noise. They all proceeded, chanting till Jesus and his disciples came into view.

Then, they halted and began to part so Judas could majestically walk out.

He pressed forward, got to Jesus and planted a kiss on his cheek.

This was the signal he gave the high priests.

"...since we all dress and look alike, the one I kiss is Jesus, go
ahead and take him." He had told them.

Smack! The kiss plastered and the crowd moved in on Jesus.

With glee, Judas instinctively stepped back, away
from the impending thunder!

Suddenly, a too-fast-to-be-seen fist rammed into Jesus.

Judas grinned, awaiting Hell Fire to rain imminently on the lot of them. grin grin grin




No retaliation came.

The wide grin slowly withered.

Throwing up his head in anticipation of angels, he brought it down to see a helpless Jesus being brutally battered by the crazy soldiers.

"What's happening?! Call down fire, master!" He breathed from where he stood, his body jerking in synchrony with the blows now landing on Jesus.

This wasn't the plan!


The slams and kicks soon became too fast for Jesus's defending arms to catch up with.


Judas gave up.

A wave of remorse hit Judas as they roughened Jesus away.


He had just betrayed his master.

........ ........




I was wondering... If you lot had ever thought about Judas' story from this perspective.





HAPPY SUNDAY FOLKS.


*Goes back to reading C.R.S for UniIbadan's P.UTME..*

#Countdown:_12_Days_To_Go

Haha Nicely written

But did Jesus raise 5 men?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 8:55am On Aug 30, 2015
SexyKaycee:


Haha Nicely written

But did Jesus raise 5 men?

Thanks buddy.



Of course, he did

.....


John 21:25 wink

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by cassyrooy(m): 9:43am On Aug 30, 2015
TaoBalinga:

is ur own empty when u log on too? I mean ur bio data
No cos i stop at 'HOME', i don't even remember that 'BIODATA' exist.


Reason being details were accurately filled, and i resist to have a peek on my 'BIODATA'.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by cassyrooy(m): 9:52am On Aug 30, 2015
GetOvaMe:
02:43am.
Sunday, 30/08/2015


Insomnia induced scribble.


............... ................

JUDAS ISCARIOT


Walking past the knot of high priests, Judas halted, throwing
the sac slung over his shoulder into an abrupt swing.

One dusty foot behind the other, he began a slow reverse. A priest had mentioned Jesus, he was certain.

But what could they possibly want discussing master? Or was it another Jesus?

He finally stopped behind an olive tree, giving just enough distance to see and eavesdrop.

"...we must seize that blasphemer!" A white robe spat.

" the bloody Nazarite, son of a mere carpenter, parading himself as the Messiah. He
should be tried and crucified." Another said, stroking his grey beard.

Judas gummed to the bark,thoughts flashing across his
mind as the malicious priests chatted on. It was, indeed, his master.

Should he run off to warn him and the others? Should he stay and listen to more? Confusion gripped him.

Suddenly, an idea hit him and he grinned.


"I'm going to dupe these priests."

How could they possibly handle a man that walked on a raging sea? Raised the dead, ordered demons out of their hosts and performed a whole lot of incredible miracles... The terrific scene of how Jesus had simultaneously raised the five men that drowned in the Jordan river played in his head.

He grinned again.

They would never get master.

Judas branched away from the tree and launched towards the
priests. Nearing them, he cleared his throat, and began speaking with a confidence that made them all stop and turn.

"Shalom. What are you willing to give me if I deliver him to you?

Is it not Jesus of Nazareth you seek? I'm Judas, one of his disciples."


* * * * *

The coins in the camel-skin sac
rattled as he swaggered away, smiling to himself.

The priests had just paid him thirty cool pieces of silver. Easy
money.

He was to just lead them to his master.
Then, he would watch Jesus rent the clouds and rain fire and brimstone upon them. grin grin grin grin

* * * * *

It was the firery torches that first appeared from the dark,next, the clubs.

Glinting swords and their wielders soon became apparent from the marching
noise. They all proceeded, chanting till Jesus and his disciples came into view.

Then, they halted and began to part so Judas could majestically walk out.

He pressed forward, got to Jesus and planted a kiss on his cheek.

This was the signal he gave the high priests.

"...since we all dress and look alike, the one I kiss is Jesus, go
ahead and take him." He had told them.

Smack! The kiss plastered and the crowd moved in on Jesus.

With glee, Judas instinctively stepped back, away
from the impending thunder!

Suddenly, a too-fast-to-be-seen fist rammed into Jesus.

Judas grinned, awaiting Hell Fire to rain imminently on the lot of them. grin grin grin




No retaliation came.

The wide grin slowly withered.

Throwing up his head in anticipation of angels, he brought it down to see a helpless Jesus being brutally battered by the crazy soldiers.

"What's happening?! Call down fire, master!" He breathed from where he stood, his body jerking in synchrony with the blows now landing on Jesus.

This wasn't the plan!


The slams and kicks soon became too fast for Jesus's defending arms to catch up with.


Judas gave up.

A wave of remorse hit Judas as they roughened Jesus away.


He had just betrayed his master.

........ ........




I was wondering... If you lot had ever thought about Judas' story from this perspective.





HAPPY SUNDAY FOLKS.


*Goes back to reading C.R.S for UniIbadan's P.UTME..*

#Countdown:_12_Days_To_Go
Wonderful! You didn't mention Peters' move to defend Jesus when he rolled off an ear, hopefully but was quilled by Jesus orders to sheild his weapon.

A mystery.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by sweetwealth(m): 10:05am On Aug 30, 2015
SexyKaycee:


You are running in circles

If you dont get admitted same thing with other staunch believers what am I to assume?

God's time is the best right?

There is no how I would have want i desire for if I Believe and trust in God

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by sweetwealth(m): 10:06am On Aug 30, 2015
TaoBalinga:


its not showing anything, maybe its my browser

It will either be the browser or network
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by TaoBalinga: 10:17am On Aug 30, 2015
cassyrooy:
No cos i stop at 'HOME', i don't even remember that 'BIODATA' exist.


Reason being details were accurately filled, and i resist to have a peek on my 'BIODATA'.
owk
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Nobody: 11:21am On Aug 30, 2015
GetOvaMe:


Thanks buddy.



Of course, he did

.....


John 21:25 wink

haha okay the whole world couldnt contain it.. got that

cc @sweetwealth or whatever your name is

you are a joker

go and read and skip the i believe, I want , I get (in whatever other) shii
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 12:29pm On Aug 30, 2015
cassyrooy:
Wonderful! You didn't mention Peters' move to defend Jesus when he rolled off an ear, hopefully but was quilled by Jesus orders to sheild his weapon.

A mystery.



Forgive me for omitting that bit...

'Nuff has been said 'bout bro Pete in the bible already.

While the Christian folk are hanging portraits of the other disciples and portraying 'em in immaculate robes. Judas seems the odd one out!

The Black sheep, loathed, unsung, singled out and unloved.

I find it rather unfair.

Pretty much why I decided to focus solely on Judas. wink
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by fretfingers: 12:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
Olawalemi03:


Yeah, last week Tuesday and it was cbt.

How was ur exam, result out yet?


Okay... Great!


Twas nice.... Lostsa synonyms bro.. Spinal cord breaking words... But God saw me tru sha... I did mine on 21st this month... Yup results were sent via sms d same day as exam...***
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by cassyrooy(m): 12:56pm On Aug 30, 2015
GetOvaMe:



Forgive me for omitting that bit...

'Nuff has been said 'bout bro Pete in the bible already.

While the Christian folk are hanging portraits of the other disciples and portraying 'em in immaculate robes. Judas seems the odd one out!

The Black sheep, loathed, unsung, singled out and unloved.

I find it rather unfair.

Pretty much why I decided to focus solely on Judas. wink
E'rything's fair man, the loser was lazy, wish Bugari was there to probe the corrupt as's, taking bribe .

Pete was clever to capitalize on the prophesy that state the 'son of Man shall be betrayed...', he betrayed Jesus trice you know, just to save his head from hanging on a spike over a pyre.


Man, just read!
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Lexxybooy(m): 1:53pm On Aug 30, 2015
Tobscollins:
Anybody to help someone in accommodation during the post utme, I am from delta
what course are you aspiring for, maybe I will be accommodating about 3
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 2:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
cassyrooy:
E'rything's fair man, the loser was lazy, wish Bugari was there to probe the corrupt as's, taking bribe .

Pete was clever to capitalize on the prophesy that state the 'son of Man shall be betrayed...', he betrayed Jesus trice you know, just to save his head from hanging on a spike over a pyre.


Man, just read!


Well, TBH, I couldn't quite comprehend all what you wrote up there. Who was the loser? And who was lazy/corrupt? I think you've strayed from the subject of discourse.


No matter. I have no intention of arguing 'bout religious books.

Besides, you Christians have a funny way of paraphrasing the Bible.


Shalom. grin

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
GetOvaMe:



Well, TBH, I couldn't quite comprehend all what you wrote up there. Who was the loser? And who was lazy/corrupt? I think you've strayed from the subject of discourse.


No matter. I have no intention of arguing 'bout religious books.

Besides, you Christians have a funny way of paraphrasing the Bible.


Shalom. grin

I smell an Agnostic in you brother grin

The smell of freedom aye it is
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by GetOvaMe: 3:56pm On Aug 30, 2015
SexyKaycee:

I smell an Agnostic in you brother grin
The smell of freedom aye it is

Hehe...


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Seunvense(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pls I need the description of the route I am going to take from IWO ROAD to UI.


CC: Lexxybooy SegunFlames
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Seunvense(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pls I need the description of the route I am going to take from IWO ROAD to UI.


CC: Lexxybooy SegunFlames
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by SegunFlames(m): 4:57pm On Aug 30, 2015
Seunvense:
Pls I need the description of the route I am going to take from IWO ROAD to UI.



CC: Lexxybooy SegunFlames

Take a cab or bike straight to UI from there.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Tobscollins: 4:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
[quote author=Lexxybooy post=37491041] what course are you aspiring for, maybe I will be accommodating about 3[/quote




Mbbs, bro
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by sweetwealth(m): 5:20pm On Aug 30, 2015
Seunvense:
Pls I need the description of the route I am going to take from IWO ROAD to UI.



CC: Lexxybooy SegunFlames

So easy, just take a bike straight to UI at the rate of #100
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by augster(m): 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2015
sweetwealth:


So easy, just take a bike straight to UI at the rate of #100
for express? Bro I fear you ooo shocked

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by augster(m): 5:44pm On Aug 30, 2015
Seunvense:
Pls I need the description of the route I am going to take from IWO ROAD to UI.



CC: Lexxybooy SegunFlames
you can take a bike to agbowo and take a bike from agbowo to ui
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Seunvense(m): 7:01pm On Aug 30, 2015
sweetwealth:

So easy, just take a bike straight to UI at the rate of #100
augster:
you can take a bike to agbowo and take a bike from agbowo to ui
SegunFlames:

Take a cab or bike straight to UI from there.
Tanx bosses wink cheesy
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Lexxybooy(m): 7:16pm On Aug 30, 2015
Seunvense:
Pls I need the description of the route I am going to take from IWO ROAD to UI.



CC: Lexxybooy SegunFlames
if you ain't much of a bike type, and besides I won't advice bike on an express road,so you may just take a cab to Ojoo @#50 and take a cab to UI @30. Enter UI gate and take cab to your main destination. Sikena.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Lexxybooy(m): 7:19pm On Aug 30, 2015
[quote author=Tobscollins post=37496649][/quote] aiit... Check my profile for my no, contact me on whatsapp.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Tobscollins: 8:27pm On Aug 30, 2015
Lexxybooy:
aiit... Check my profile for my no, contact me on whatsapp.



I have send you a message on whatsapp
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Olawalemi03: 9:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
fretfingers:



Okay... Great!


Twas nice.... Lostsa synonyms bro.. Spinal cord breaking words... But God saw me tru sha... I did mine on 21st this month... Yup results were sent via sms d same day as exam...***

Thank God. Saw my own Oju too that same day....im sure everything will be fine and we'll av testimonies to share.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by bi0nics: 1:02am On Aug 31, 2015
augster:
for express? Bro I fear you ooo shocked

BR0S..AYAF PAID...BUT IT STILL DY BRING THIS

Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by eNeul: 1:47am On Aug 31, 2015
add me on whatsapp 08094824843

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