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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:16pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


but I don't Bragg. earlier on I didn't Brag, I only made a bold step of Faith and As crazy as it was, it came to pass. lol

that's GOD in action bro.
abegi..make I hear word
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:17pm On Aug 31, 2015
Ray360:
I must really extol you guys for these booming scores! 60+, 70+, Even 80 ! . it echoes the avalanche of intelligentsia on this thread and shows how hardwork, intensive and extensive study , voracious research and above all, believe In God can pay dividends. Fabgrace, your score left me mouth-open in amazement, i celebrate with you on this Immaculate feat.

IamTobie, your score too is "scary" , To score above 70 is not a juvenile Feat, I celebrate you sir.

Mr Creek, another charismatic zealot with a braw sense of humour, I celebrate you on your Impressive score, It wasn't easy To amass such score.

Otibho, Nature will sue me if I don't swing the satin pendulum of Appraisal to you, you scored above 60, A score many would kill to have. don't be pessimistic of your chances, believe, pray. i celebtate you.

xeinstra.. An eccentric paradigm of A life-full maiden, Your score is intimidating! to have scored over 70 is not an infantile feat, I celebrate you in glimmering glee.

mr ksslib, Special adviser on admission isuues, lol, I clobber the belfry of honour, I celebrate you too. your intelligence is one quality I find Attractive. all the best sir.


to all who had similar scores that I can't remember now, I spill appraisals on your cloak of honour.


For those who are not confident enough to post their result, probably pusillanimous of the unsavoury score, Know this, You are not Uniben, I am sure you scaled the Hurdle of 50, that should plant smiles on your lips in optimism.

Some of you would have been wondering why I am doing this now and not after the admission list is out, It's a step of faith, I doggedly convince everyone here will be admitted hence my posting it now.


God bless you all, Admission is secured!
tank u very much
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:17pm On Aug 31, 2015
LOUIS6:

This is a screen shot of My little sis. Post utme score .
She is applying for philosophy
brilliant sis

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:18pm On Aug 31, 2015
nolio:
abegi..make I hear word
lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by MosquitoLaps(m): 10:22pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


lol. which one be ISD again?
Means International Studies And Diplomacy. Quite synonymous with International Relations.
Quite im interesting that you've never heard of it.
I'll forgive you, coz lack of knowledge makes the course underrated.
Biggest department in the faculty of Arts.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


lol! Admission straight!
amen o,hmmmm,even though he said i shouldn't worry,i don't trust him
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:27pm On Aug 31, 2015
Ray360:
I must really extol you guys for these booming scores! 60+, 70+, Even 80 ! . it echoes the avalanche of intelligentsia on this thread and shows how hardwork, intensive and extensive study , voracious research and above all, believe In God can pay dividends. Fabgrace, your score left me mouth-open in amazement, i celebrate with you on this Immaculate feat.

IamTobie, your score too is "scary" , To score above 70 is not a juvenile Feat, I celebrate you sir.

Mr Creek, another charismatic zealot with a braw sense of humour, I celebrate you on your Impressive score, It wasn't easy To amass such score.

Otibho, Nature will sue me if I don't swing the satin pendulum of Appraisal to you, you scored above 60, A score many would kill to have. don't be pessimistic of your chances, believe, pray. i celebtate you.

xeinstra.. An eccentric paradigm of A life-full maiden, Your score is intimidating! to have scored over 70 is not an infantile feat, I celebrate you in glimmering glee.

mr ksslib, Special adviser on admission isuues, lol, I clobber the belfry of honour, I celebrate you too. your intelligence is one quality I find Attractive. all the best sir.


to all who had similar scores that I can't remember now, I spill appraisals on your cloak of honour.


For those who are not confident enough to post their result, probably pusillanimous of the unsavoury score, Know this, You are not Uniben, I am sure you scaled the Hurdle of 50, that should plant smiles on your lips in optimism.

Some of you would have been wondering why I am doing this now and not after the admission list is out, It's a step of faith, I am doggedly convinced everyone here will be admitted hence my posting it now.


God bless you all, Admission is secured!

blueto hope u can see what your mate is typing? I know if you were the one that had written this piece, we nor for understand wetin u dey talk about. but Mr Ray here expressed himself in simple English infused with a fine blend of Superb Vocabularies. you just gotta love this dude mehn.


#Team say no to blueto's higi haga
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:29pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:

lol
what did u score
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:30pm On Aug 31, 2015
MosquitoLaps:

Means International Studies And Diplomacy. Quite synonymous with International Relations.
Quite im interesting that you've never heard of it.
I'll forgive you, coz lack of knowledge makes the course underrated.
Biggest department in the faculty of Arts.

lol. forgive my senile brain.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 31, 2015
nolio:
what did u score

screening score 100%
aggregate score 101%
presently in VC's office defending my result.
sptchew
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 10:32pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


blueto hope u can see what your mate is typing? I know if you were the one that had written this piece, we nor for understand wetin u dey talk about. but Mr Ray here expressed himself in simple English infused with a fine blend of Superb Vocabularies. you just gotta love this dude mehn.


#Team say no to blueto's higi haga

Bt bro u they find trouble sha....wich 1 b higi haga again LOL
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:33pm On Aug 31, 2015
Otibho80:
amen o,hmmmm,even though he said i shouldn't worry,i don't trust

just relax. your uncle just called me and told me everything's under control. lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:34pm On Aug 31, 2015
swisscarter:
Bt bro u they find trouble sha....wich 1 b higi haga again LOL

lol. blueto should know. he's Patrick obahiagbon's son
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:35pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:




screening score 100%

aggregate score 101%

presently in VC's office defending my result.

sptchew
was about saying "behaves like a kid cos his still a kid" before asking you of your score but u surprised me there.that's very good of u.clap 4ursef
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:38pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


just relax. your uncle just called me and told me everything's under control. lol
lol.......which year?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 10:39pm On Aug 31, 2015
Monday:- no light, fuel finished, rain showering, UNIBEN results out, emotions in the air, english crucified grammatically.....it has been one hectic day# No better time 4 Dedication 5/free Weezy albumwink
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:39pm On Aug 31, 2015
nolio:
was about saying "behaves like a kid cos his still a kid" before asking you of your score but u surprised me there.that's very good of u.clap 4ursef

you're nothing but a crabapple .






#lol and i don't even know what a crabapple mean
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 10:40pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


lol. blueto should know. he's Patrick obahiagbon's son
LWKMD!!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:43pm On Aug 31, 2015
Otibho80:
lol.......which year?
hehehe
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by nolio(m): 10:43pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


you're nothing but a crabapple .






#lol and i don't even know what a crabapple mean
you are not worth my trouble..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:44pm On Aug 31, 2015
swisscarter:
Monday:- no light, fuel finished, rain showering, UNIBEN results out, emotions in the air, english crucified grammatically.....it has been one hectic day# No better time 4 Dedication 5/free Weezy albumwink

cc: my ass
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:44pm On Aug 31, 2015
nolio:
you are not worth my trouble..
cc: my ass
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:47pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


just relax. your uncle just called me and told me everything's under control. lol
Does her uncle have connections at Uniben?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by gwkid(m): 10:47pm On Aug 31, 2015
banking and finance here i come cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:50pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


hehehe
hahahahahaha(yawns).Good nite and sleep tight,we wil talk tomorrow
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:52pm On Aug 31, 2015
Brian10:

Does her uncle have connections at Uniben?

lol.. is the uncle a wire? why should he have connections?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:52pm On Aug 31, 2015
Brian10:

Does her uncle have connections at Uniben?
i don't rili know o,d only ting i know is dat he is a lecturer in d dept. of law
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 10:52pm On Aug 31, 2015
CreekReporter:


blueto hope u can see what your mate is typing? I know if you were the one that had written this piece, we nor for understand wetin u dey talk about. but Mr Ray here expressed himself in simple English infused with a fine blend of Superb Vocabularies. you just gotta love this dude mehn.


#Team say no to blueto's higi haga
[


#savetheenglishlanguage cool








Trouble maker tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:53pm On Aug 31, 2015
Otibho80:
hahahahahaha(yawns).Good nite and sleep tight,we wil talk tomorrow

aiit. sweet dreams
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 10:54pm On Aug 31, 2015
I did a google search and was fortunate enough to find something that ll keep me and some of you busy for the main time esp those who are skeptical about their chance of being **na till I complete am***?

http://myschool.com.ng/uniben/news/30395/uniben-admission-list-2014-2015-out-now-on-jamb-website.html#pgTp

These are real testimonies and lamentations from actual people,not robots who wrote the exam,not some dem say dem say... I hear say....my fathers younger brother from my mama side said..

Yes,the list is always based on the performance of students in a particular year but from my observation,even if they do vary from year to year,its only with a few marks. Or lets just put it this way----there's this invisible range schools always try to maintain. I believe there's a way they mark results to balance things out.. I believe that was what jamb did to PPT candidates who wrote last year.. ##just saying##

Use your score take gauge person wey get/no get ur desired course for that link to get little idea on what to expect. I no talk say make u use ur score take gauge person own to know weda Uniben go give you your course or not Oh! I say use am take get LITTLE IDEA on what to expect..ehen

Disclaimer: Iam not in anyway saying anything ive said above stands true. Iam just thinking out loud. And remember to always take what an aspirant says with a pinch of salt..

But that doesn't mean there might not be an element of truth in it.. Shalom
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:54pm On Aug 31, 2015
RobinHez:

#savetheenglishlanguage cool
lwtmb
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 10:57pm On Aug 31, 2015
Nice one Ray360. Your use of grammar is admirable..

If to say you be my brother or we dey thesame street sef,I sure say I no for fail any synonym that day.

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