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Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by raymondzack: 9:21pm On Oct 08, 2015
WHOcarex:
What does the clueless one know?
things u can never know no matter how much u try
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by madridguy(m): 9:24pm On Oct 08, 2015
You look absolutely dynamite.

quiinnBee:

hehehegrin
am sorry about that

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Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by M4gunners: 9:31pm On Oct 08, 2015
Jonathan,face of democracy in Africa.
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by Aspiregreat: 9:44pm On Oct 08, 2015
The Daura man should learn democracy from his predecessor.cheesy
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by Nobody: 9:48pm On Oct 08, 2015
madridguy:
For what ?

your use of English
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by sparkleice(f): 9:55pm On Oct 08, 2015
Bt y Mama P no come class? She ought to be there for sme grammatical expressions,pls Jona call mama p mk she wake up come dat class.cos u guys are d bst couples.

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Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by madridguy(m): 9:57pm On Oct 08, 2015
Modified its just typing error.

STFUareyouGod:
your use of English
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by sltn(m): 10:02pm On Oct 08, 2015
so funny!! see jona! wetin e sabi. grin buhari! see e face that dora niqqa!
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by sltn(m): 10:03pm On Oct 08, 2015
sparkleice:
Bt y Mama P no come class? She ought to be there for sme grammatical expressions,pls Jona call mama p mk she wake up come dat class.cos u guys are d bst couples.
hehe
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by Themandator: 10:04pm On Oct 08, 2015
Bambless1:
This one is jonathanrious! grin


But Wait Oh Saraki No Come Class undecided What of fayemi,fashola and that My People My People Governor? Rochas Abi Na Rogers grin prof. Jonathan dey call una. grin grin



Muhammed Buhari........ "Fresent" Sir!
Yemi Osinbajo........Present Sir!
Bola Tinubu........ Present Sir!
Rotimi Amaechi...... Present Sir!
Lai Muhammed..... Present Sir.


So only Buhari has problem with pronunciations, ba?
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by loiszandi(f): 10:11pm On Oct 08, 2015
benedictnsi:
This country sweet jor....... No matter how you vex, there is always a picture to make you smile grin
. I too like this country na wetin make I no wan go obodo yinbo
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by piagetskinner(m): 10:14pm On Oct 08, 2015
Republlican:
The president we miss.so much cryi
www.twitter.com/lingeriecity
Speak for yourself
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by Bambless1(m): 10:18pm On Oct 08, 2015
Themandator:


So only Buhari has problem with pronunciations, ba?
I Think So
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by HARDDON: 10:58pm On Oct 08, 2015
madridguy:
" GEJ displaying his cluelessness "

If only u cud see the equation on the board n cud read d minds of his listeners, u wud understand beta!

Thanks to his selflesness, nija still balling as one!

He had every right to cancel d election since he cudnt get Acredicted @ his booth , that is enuf signal to cancel, but he didnt. Even b4 then, as a true democrat, he allowed d merging of cpc n.... . Never interfered with gubernitorial elections, called opposittion candidates that wn to congratulate them unlike ur blood n baboon nomad of a president.. integrated every body into his government unlike ur nomad that is only rolling with his fellow almajiris

U think obbasanjo wud hv let that? An outsiider remove him from seat?

Every day u sip fresh air, every night u go to bed, thank ur stars that GEJ is a true democrat!

Cos even I, wudnt hv let it even if d country was to blaze!
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by madridguy(m): 11:04pm On Oct 08, 2015
You make me laugh my broda...You mean GEJ should cancel the election result or he should not step down...... Maybe you want him to end up like Laurent Gbagbo of Ivory coast.

HARDDON:


If only u cud see the equation on the board n cud read d minds of his listeners, u wud understand beta!

Thanks to his selflesness, nija still balling as one!

He had every right to cancel d election since he cudnt get Acredicted @ his booth , that is enuf signal to cancel, but he didnt. Even b4 then, as a true democrat, he allowed d merging of cpc n.... . Never interfered with gubernitorial elections, called opposittion candidates that wn to congratulate them unlike ur blood n baboon nomad of a president.. integrated every body into his government unlike ur nomad that is only rolling with his fellow almajiris

U think obbasanjo wud hv let that? An outsiider remove him from seat?

Every day u sip fresh air, every night u go to bed, thank ur stars that GEJ is a true democrat!

Cos even I, wudnt hv let it even if d country was to blaze!
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by ruggedtimi(m): 11:06pm On Oct 08, 2015
ameachi lookng like a serious student...
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by HARDDON: 11:08pm On Oct 08, 2015
madridguy:
You make me laugh my broda...You mean GEJ should cancel the election result or he should not step down...... Maybe you want him to end up like Laurent Gbagbo of Ivory coast.


English cudnt be that harrd....

He was among d very first people to get to his polling unit. Waited for 30-45 mins, machine wasnt working.
Logically, do u think he shld hv allowed d election to hold?

JUst like he came up with a reason to delay for some time, he can come up with so many reasons to halt it.

D big ball was at his feet
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by ahamonyeka(m): 11:11pm On Oct 08, 2015
Former teacher teaching APC liers democracy.
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by madridguy(m): 11:18pm On Oct 08, 2015
GEJ had earlier promised the whole world to conduct the best peaceful/credible election so I don't see any reason for him to follow the path of Laurent Gbagbo. GEJ himself knew he will loss the election and that is the reason behind the dollarization of South West.

HARDDON:


English cudnt be that harrd....

He was among d very first people to get to his polling unit. Waited for 30-45 mins, machine wasnt working.
Logically, do u think he shld hv allowed d election to hold?

JUst like he came up with a reason to delay for some time, he can come up with so many reasons to halt it.

D big ball was at his feet
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by 247notire(m): 11:30pm On Oct 08, 2015
Kelklein:
grin grin grin
Guy this kind picture sef. I don laff die for here!!!
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by HARDDON: 11:30pm On Oct 08, 2015
madridguy:
GEJ had earlier promised the whole world to conduct the best peaceful/credible election so I don't see any reason for him to follow the path of Laurent Gbagbo. GEJ himself knew he will loss the election and that is the reason behind the dollarization of South West.


madridguy:
GEJ had earlier promised the whole world to conduct the best peaceful/credible election so I don't see any reason for him to follow the path of Laurent Gbagbo. GEJ himself knew he will loss the election and that is the reason behind the dollarization of South West.


Im not here to split hairs with u on forgones, d only thing i came to inculcate into u is this: b4 u go callin Gej names, do know that he is the best president we've had in aa very long while!

ANd thanks to him, nomad's baboon blood didnt flow
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by stevkc: 11:36pm On Oct 08, 2015
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Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by Nickymezor(f): 11:52pm On Oct 08, 2015
OMG... this is pix is hilarious.
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by Gboskee(m): 12:00am On Oct 09, 2015
Mogidi:


lol!
Graduate of Daura college of Turenchi.
hey! Your forum posts seems teenagery.. *seun need to ban posters of your sort or else the future of his cyberApps @ a brim of paralization*
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by yhemsy62(m): 12:30am On Oct 09, 2015
ote author=Bambless1 post=38796099]This one is jonathanrious! grin


But Wait Oh Saraki No Come Class undecided What of fayemi,fashola and that My People My People Governor? Rochas Abi Na Rogers grin prof. Jonathan dey call una. grin grin



Muhammed Buhari........"Fresent" Sir
Yemi Osinbajo........Present Sir!
Olusegun Obasanjo.......Present sir!
Bola Tinubu........Present Sir!
Rotimi Amaechi...... Present Sir!
Lai Muhammed..... Present Sir. [/quote] grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by nortcentrallord(m): 12:56am On Oct 09, 2015
madridguy:
" GEJ displaying his cluelessness "

And "your elites" listening to the "clueless GEJ" with total concentration...
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by nortcentrallord(m): 1:01am On Oct 09, 2015
IamMissMarvel:
Smh

Democracy abi?

That is called recycling. The only thing we don't recycle in Nigeria is the what we are suppose to actually recycle.
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by nortcentrallord(m): 1:02am On Oct 09, 2015
jimngam:
How is this funny Abeg? *smh

'v u eaten today?
Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by chichriso: 1:57am On Oct 09, 2015
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Re: Hilarious: See Who Former Pres. Jonathan Was Teaching Democracy by AreaFada2: 2:07am On Oct 09, 2015
dedons:
you are too dry and more clueless than GEJ.

The irony of the whole "clueless brigade".

To spell even words with three letters, many cannot. It takes intelligence to appreciate another man's intelligence.

In some 9ja culture bragging and shouting loudly are seen as cool.

So how can they recognise a gentleman like GEJ?

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