I was team tissue. Then I visited my friend in her self-contained apartment and I noticed her boyfriend asked for water rather than tissue after taking a dump.
It was his birthday and he offered me a piece of cake from a bag he came with when he got out of the toilet with his shitty hands.
I was aware of what those hands did there so I cooked up a story of how my doctor had warned me to cut down my sugar intake. I’m only comfortable with eating cake with butter icing, not shit icing tbh!
My friend somehow figures my reason for refusing to eat the cake or extend my hand for a goodbye handshake when he was about leaving.
As soon as he’s gone, she tells me I am the unhygienic one, that I am the only one still using tissue when THE WHOLE WORLD is using water to clean after pooping
She goes on to give me a sermon of how tissue causes infection, smelly anus and other genital diseases. All my life I have never given this a second thought. This has to do with my being brought up to perform all shitting activities within the hour I am having my morning shower so technically,I have been TeamTissue and TeamWater without even knowing it.
But her sermon scared me. I have too many problems and I am not ready to add a smelly nyash to the list of them.
Wednesday evening, an old friend calls me to stop by his office. I barely arrived when the devil struck. I think it has to do with the Yoruba stew I treated myself to earlier. I can’t even say hi properly cos my legs are twirling, butt pepperish and my breathing is frantic. He asks what’s wrong and I say I need to use the ladies ASAP.
He takes me through a long corridor and leaves me where this nice looking toilet is located. Done with my business, I noticed there is no tissue but there is a faucet and tub. I was anally stranded but I could not start calling the guy to cry for tissue on phone when “THE WHOLE WORLD is using water to clean after…”
The facial wipes in my bag were barely enough to save me so I guessed it was time to join ‘the whole world.’
THE WHOLE WORLD, HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN DO THAT COS I HAD TO STRIP TO MY BRA TO WASH PROPERLY
There was water running down my thighs and legs. I guessed I won’t be able to wear my panties again. I feel like I just had a shower without towelling dry. I attempt to use a hair dryer from one of the shelves but an angry lady is banging at the door, warning whoever is taking ages to get out cos she needs to carry out her evening cleaning routine. I quickly wore my clothes but my damp trousers won’t let me keep my legs together as I walk to my friend’s office.
TeamWater, how do you guys do it? Epp me!

http://naijasinglegirl.com/water-or-tissue/

Water because it washes everything out and there will be no smell or whatsoever.

But tissues, some small Shi will still remain and you it will smell and also stain your boxes

lol funny story. most people are used to tissue. I also heard water is the best...... buh...

Most public convenience still keep a handy amount of tissue.
Let's just say tissue in public and water at home. So I'm team both depending on what catches my fancy at that moment.

EroticAngelina:
lol funny story.
most people are used to tissue. I also heard water is the best...... buh...

You're getting fat. What's the secret?

Tissue to reduce the it first and bathing almost immediately.
Bt my brothers in this part of the country don't know tissue.

Brandnew2:
You're getting fat. What's the secret?

I'm nt getting fat.

EroticAngelina:
I'm nt getting fat.

Okay, maybe not fat but you look less skinny compared to other profile pictures.

#teamtissue i prefer it 2 water cos der'll b No direct contact with d sh*t lols. Op ur story is funny sha

Personally I use water And I think it's the best. So far you wash your hands properly after.. @NSG you can continue using tissue if you find it more convenient BUT make sure you have a Bath as soon as you can.

Depending on tissues alone is totally unhygienic. I would never be comfortable with that without using water or having a proper bath.

I prefer rubbing it to the wall.

I prefer water any day, anytime and anywhere.

Water

Like seriously?

team none
I use old newspaper to clean...

#Team Water#...



And if u like call me local

both of course!.....wipe with tissue first then rinse out with water(could add a drop of handwash or dettol in it) ....cool the ass



using tissue only)--end up with flakky shyte in ur anus ples smell (eew)


watwr only-smelly hands ....(phew)




both please

Who needs water or tissue when you can just sit on the floor and slide your anus front and back?

I use tissue and then water.

Using water straight like that, the thought of having sh!t on my bathroom floor won't let me.
Using tissue is like negative exponent, the sh!t on you only reduces, it never gets to zero.

Naijasinglegirl


It all depends on what is available, but as for me I ask for WATER, if no water I use tissue, if no tissue I use leaf, if no leaf I use the Punch or the Nation

Hilarious! I use both but if it must be one, it must be water. Will wash my hand wit hand wash (if no hand wash) my sanitizer is always in my bag.

Funjosh:
Naijasinglegirl


It all depends on what is available, but as for I ask for WATER, if no water I use tissue, if no tissue I use leaf, if no leaf I use the Punch or the Nation

am not surprised one bit

fr3do:
I use tissue and then water.
Using water straight like that, the thought of having sh!t on my bathroom floor won't let me.
Using tissue is like negative exponent, the sh!t on you only reduces, it never gets to zero.

I know are lying but continue

Brandnew2:


Okay, maybe not fat but you look less skinny compared to other profile pictures.

idk o. maybe God wants me to add small weight

Water all d way, tissue de leave particle of shiit 4 d yanch. Tissue fall in same category wit leaf, wall, ground.

na water sure pass

Na Vanguard newspaper sure pass

lol..@'anally stranded'

winetapper:
am not surprised one bit I know are lying but continue

Even if you also offer me some wine after you tap it finish I will use it to clean my shit

ewww... smelly shitty thread

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Water, it cleans better

Funjosh:
Naijasinglegirl


It all depends on what is available, but as for me I ask for WATER, if no water I use tissue, if no tissue I use leaf, if no leaf I use the Punch or the Nation

MY BRO TAKE ONE BOTTLE OF THAT THING WAY U LIKE TO DRINK. NA ALL WE DEY USE AS LONG AS YANSH CLEAN