All these men/women forming "crazeness" here now when they get the letters, they will turn saints and even wear suits to medicals .

Lol..

I'm not for or against talking about NLNG in whatever light here, but sha the thing con funny to me. Been trying to play the scene in my head all day...

Act 1 Scene 1: *NLNG HR Officer assigned to monitor Nairaland GT Recruitment Thread resumes office and logs on Nairaland*

*Whispers to himself* These candidates have started talking trash about us again! I will go and report this!!!


Act 1 Scene 2: *He walks into Head of HR Office* *Greets HR Head* "Good morning Sir. As part of the duties you assigned to me, I have discovered that those our candidates are talking ill of the company and portraying us in bad light".

HR Head: *Mumbles some words to himself* What were they saying?

HR Officer (Nairaland GT Thread): They were complaining that they have waited for too long and not a word from us. That we have not shown our core value of "Caring". Bla bla bla....

HR Head: Ok. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I will talk to the MD and the Board that we should reduce the number of the ones we will take to send a parting lesson to the rest of them that running your mouth is fatal.

HR Officer (Nairaland GT Thread): Ok Sir.



Act 2 Scene 1: *HR Head calls MD and recommends that based on the report from his Staff, the number of GT Hires should be reduced to 50 from the earlier agreed-upon number of 80.*

*MD agrees*

Act 3 Scene 1: *According to the prophesy of some forum members (NLNG Hopefuls like all of us), rejection mails fly all over the place*



Hahaha. I'm just having fun. I still cannot wrap my head around how the above scenario is gonna play out. But what do I know?

I am one of the few peeps who forgets about NLNG until I log onto Nairaland and see notifications on my followed topics.

And that's not because I am employed. That is because I am engaged and actively living and pursuing my dreams. If and when NLNG calls, plans will change. And it will be all for the good.

It is well.

Nice to see that sense of humour has returned to this thread.
By the way, let me congratulate forkadict on his invitation for medicals. That dude has been a very good company on this thread even though he is an EH candidate. Hopefully this is a sign we GTs will be knowing our fates soon.

This is my post of the year...thanks for making me have a very good laugh!

adenitemi:
I'm not for or against talking about NLNG in whatever light here, but sha the thing con funny to me. Been trying to play the scene in my head all day...

Act 1 Scene 1: *NLNG HR Officer assigned to monitor Nairaland GT Recruitment Thread resumes office and logs on Nairaland*

*Whispers to himself* These candidates have started talking trash about us again! I will go and report this!!!


Act 1 Scene 2: *He walks into Head of HR Office* *Greets HR Head* "Good morning Sir. As part of the duties you assigned to me, I have discovered that those our candidates are talking ill of the company and portraying us in bad light".

HR Head: *Mumbles some words to himself* What were they saying?

HR Officer (Nairaland GT Thread): They were complaining that they have waited for too long and not a word from us. That we have not shown our core value of "Caring". Bla bla bla....

HR Head: Ok. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I will talk to the MD and the Board that we should reduce the number of the ones we will take to send a parting lesson to the rest of them that running your mouth is fatal.

HR Officer (Nairaland GT Thread): Ok Sir.



Act 2 Scene 1: *HR Head calls MD and recommends that based on the report from his Staff, the number of GT Hires should be reduced to 50 from the earlier agreed-upon number of 80.*

*MD agrees*

Act 3 Scene 1: *According to the prophesy of some forum members (NLNG Hopefuls like all of us), rejection mails fly all over the place*



Hahaha. I'm just having fun. I still cannot wrap my head around how the above scenario is gonna play out. But what do I know?

I am one of the few peeps who forgets about NLNG until I log onto Nairaland and see notifications on my followed topics.

And that's not because I am employed. That is because I am engaged and actively living and pursuing my dreams. If and when NLNG calls, plans will change. And it will be all for the good.

It is well.

NPComplete:
Nice to see that sense of humour has returned to this thread.
By the way, let me congratulate forkadict on his invitation for medicals. That dude has been a very good company on this thread even though he is an EH candidate. Hopefully this is a sign we GTs will be knowing our fates soon.

Awwwnnnn I am *MOST HAPPIEST* for him. I can't even imagine his reaction when he got the mail.

tears of joy tins forkadict come and throw bash for us here o biko

Brace yourselves folks.INVITATION FOR MEDICALS for experienced hire just flew in.For the GT, the coordinates have been logged in;the missile is on course to acquire its target...HOLD YOUR BREATHS,COS THIS SHIIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

coolio2014:
All these men/women forming "crazeness" here now when they get the letters, they will turn saints and even wear suits to medicals .

Bros shey make dem wear only boxers go medicals?

So people where suits to medicals?

Switlife:


Bros shey make dem wear only boxers go medicals?

forkadict... #Respect

*StepsBackIntoTheShadows

NPComplete:
Nice to see that sense of humour has returned to this thread.
By the way, let me congratulate forkadict on his invitation for medicals. That dude has been a very good company on this thread even though he is an EH candidate. Hopefully this is a sign we GTs will be knowing our fates soon.

Many thanks bro.

Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks...

Bro, i'm ecstatic! Like a baby that has had his dream toy bought for him by his mum.

Omo men, no food for me till next week. I will print many copies of the invitation letter. If hungry dey catch me, na to chop one copy of the letter.

So looking forward to meeting you great minds in Bonny.

forkadict:


Many thanks bro.

Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks...

Bro, i'm ecstatic! Like a baby that has had his dream toy bought for him by his mum.

Omo men, no food for me till next week. I will print many copies of the invitation letter. If hungry dey catch me, na to chop one copy of the letter.

So looking forward to meeting you great minds in Bonny.

lol... Have your medicals first o before starting your paper diet.
BTW, does it look like you people's medicals will be concluded this month?

ladyF:

Awwwnnnn I am *MOST HAPPIEST* for him. I can't even imagine his reaction when he got the mail.

tears of joy tins forkadict come and throw bash for us here o biko

Thanks bro/sis.

No vex for me o but rumour has it on here that you are a dude. But your moniker suggests otherwise. So at this point, I don't know who to believe.

In any case, thank you for the goodwill message.

ladyF:

Awwwnnnn I am *MOST HAPPIEST* for him. I can't even imagine his reaction when he got the mail.

tears of joy tinscome and throw bash for us here o biko

ladyF, na u be dis? what happened to d ministry?

LeoDiVinci:
forkadict... #Respect

*StepsBackIntoTheShadows

Thanks bro. Appreciate.

airsaylongcon:


ladyF, na u be dis? what happened to d ministry?

Hehehehe... @forkadict, congrats to you.. We will join you soon.

Djbaka:

lol... Have your medicals first o before starting your paper diet.
BTW, does it look like you people's medicals will be concluded this month?

Lol.

Bro, in all honesty I have no clue. Like some poster suggested many pages back on here that this whole thing can be likened to the rapture that neither the angels (@dplacement) nor the son (@Nicer) knows the time but the Father (NLNG HR).

forkaddict congrats. can u share with us the emotion(s) you felt when u got the email. from first sighting the sender as NLNG to your digesting the content.

also when u r done with medicals please share.

u fit still use style style tell them say boys for street are complaining. boys o not GTs

tk4rd:
Hehehehe... @forkadict, congrats to you.. We will join you soon.

Thanks so much bro. The wait was long, difficult and excruciating. I just hope yours will not be as long.

I will most anxiously be waiting for you guys.

forkadict:


Thanks so much bro. The wait was long, difficult and excruciating. I just hope yours will not be as long.

I will most anxiously be waiting for you guys.

Congratulations man! There is more grace on your path.

Congrats forkadict. Na God win o!

Hope we aren't counting chickens here. Cos I remember dplacement vividly saying that not everybody that does medicals will eventually be taken.

1. It's great to witness the success of a fellow comrade, congrats all the way @ forkadict. I really can't imagine how you cope with days now towards your medicals. It is a sign of goodies for GTs.
2. For US, I believe it may not go beyond the 12weeks after the last AC date i. e. Next week or 1st week of November. Comrades lets keep the hope & show understanding. The Best.

As we wait for Page 190..

tk4rd:
As we wait for Page 190..

Oya naa..

tk4rd:
As we wait for Page 190..

Habba.. Na waa oo.

tk4rd:
As we wait for Page 190..

In fact.. I don taaya.

My People

Wetin dey happen?

Machini:
Dear NLNG,

Kindly disregard the bitter comments posted here on Nairaland about the ongoing recruitment. It has come to our attention that most of those comments are coming from those who are no longer in the race, or based on their performance at the highly rated assessment centre held by your prestigious organisation, are sure of being dropped.

We the true hopefuls are patiently and calmly waiting.

Warm Regards.

I pity you. How sure are you that you did well? Misplaced confidence.

November and 190 cometh...

What if this comment is to start page 190 and it reads;

[size=30pt]Bleep THA NLNG HR N.W.A STYLE.[/size]

Well i will be the Judge DRE.

They might just start this whole recruitment exercise all over again.