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Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by millionboi(m): 3:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
Apc failed

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Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by icyprince020(m): 3:13pm On Nov 17, 2015
E don tai wher boiz don dey smoke weed@o.p
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Michdear(f): 3:14pm On Nov 17, 2015
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by chubbygal(f): 3:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
BABATUNDE:::::::: for power
RAJI:::::::for works
FASHOLA :::::::for housing

No light for EFAB estate nowadays sad
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by anonimi: 3:19pm On Nov 17, 2015
billyG:
D poser is a complete Dullard who never Read News content but headlines who told his BRF is d Minister of Housing,Work & Transport?half-bake Graduate.

Not their fault bros.
How did Fashola and other 35 state governors fare on EDUCATION?

- How did the ratio of teacher:students improve?
- How did the ratio of lab. seats:students improve?
- How did the rate of children who cannot go to school improve?
- How did the ratio of library seats:students improve?


Addressing these ratios and improving them would have created EMPLOYMENT for our youths, directly and indirectly through MULTIPLIER effects.

Fashola was a FAILURE on these scores boasting of 2,000 government schools out of 14,000.
Who GLOATS over a 14% score?
A foolish person or a wise man



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Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by bodsibobo(m): 3:20pm On Nov 17, 2015
samdotsam:
Is n't it funny! Some ministers do not have portfolios while some has three - APC, we hail thee!

Portfolios are no longer given on quota basis....its now given on merit and performance......gerrit?
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by anonimi: 3:21pm On Nov 17, 2015
bodsibobo:
Portfolios are no longer given on quota basis....its now given on merit and performance......gerrit?

How do you mean merit?
Care to explain?
Thanks.
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Nobody: 3:21pm On Nov 17, 2015
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by kenoz(m): 3:22pm On Nov 17, 2015
grin
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Nobody: 3:23pm On Nov 17, 2015
ezebunafo:
Hmmm, ok one word!
grin this thread is just too funny meeeeehn grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Kai!!!!
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by smartcbtng: 3:26pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by hadaydhollarpo(m): 3:26pm On Nov 17, 2015
MEILYN:
Make una leave Fashola alone make him do him work. We never get light since today, I wonder when Fashola impact go begin show in our lives.

Anyways, See The Top 10 Most Educated Presidents In Africa, See Where Buhari Was Placed Here>>>>>www.intensetalk.com
don't u know d road 2 Otuoke ni, y can't u ask baba Jonah wetin hin Dr. degree take us reach in d last 5yrs n quickly take flight reach Abuja ask Metuh wetin d PeedinPig take our resources do over d lst 16yrs. No wonder u are still wandering 4 job.
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Nobody: 3:27pm On Nov 17, 2015
grin
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Nobody: 3:27pm On Nov 17, 2015
chubbygal:
BABATUNDE:::::::: for power
RAJI:::::::for works
FASHOLA :::::::for housing


No light for EFAB estate nowadays sad
grin grin grin grin grin
Nne, what's going on on ya profile pisure angry angry angry angry grin grin grin sad
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Sulybayus: 3:30pm On Nov 17, 2015
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by oziegbep(m): 3:32pm On Nov 17, 2015
i dey come make i finish my beer.

Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by chudyboy05(m): 4:00pm On Nov 17, 2015
# Biafrans, # Biafra:Next The Referendum - EXPOSED!!! # Buhari Has Recruited Over 2, 000 People To Join IPOB Peaceful Protest And Turn It Bloody Instead of president Muhammadu Buhari to release the director of Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu (who was arrested, secretly charged to a magistrate court, granted bail and he met his bail conditions), initiate a dialogue for a Referendum to be held, he is investigating the link between the Niger Delta Militants and IPOB. According to our source, Buhari's confidants like El Rufai have recruited over 2000 persons and paid them heavily to join the IPOB Global Peaceful Protest and turn it into a violent protest, because they have seen that the Biafran protesters are not going to stop anytime soon as against what some people earlier anticipated. Remember that these protests have been going on in over 88 countries around the world, the protesters are unarmed and they have not caused any injury to anyone, instead the Nigerian soldiers have killed, intimidated and harassed them. El Rufai and his cohorts have also paid billions of naira to some media houses to carry out psychological terrorism against the Biafrans. These media houses are on standby, waiting for when the 2000 people Buhari's lackeys have recruited to start causing mayhem, then they'll unleash media blitz on Biafrans. SHARE THIS TO EXPOSE THEIR EVIL PLANS AGAINST BIAFRA
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by franklingud(m): 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2015
End time minister..... Rubbish! undecided
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by chubbygal(f): 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2015
chimkaire:
grin grin grin grin grin
Nne, what's going on on ya profile pisure angry angry angry angry grin grin grin sad

DAT kind thing wink
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by HRich(m): 4:06pm On Nov 17, 2015
Goahead:
That moment you combined ministry of works, housing and transport as onegrin



.... Biko, come and see Fashola at work shocked
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Abeg i no fit laugh biko. Hahahahahahaha.
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by luggy(m): 4:22pm On Nov 17, 2015
work of fake change, useless APC
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by ninovandross(m): 4:52pm On Nov 17, 2015
Sulybayus:
Good[color=#990000][/color]
hmm
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by walexlomo2012(m): 4:59pm On Nov 17, 2015
Goahead:
That moment you combined ministry of works, housing and transport as onegrin



.... Biko, come and see Fashola at work shocked
.

Abeg make una no kill my man ooo. He will do a very good job
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by bummyla(m): 5:17pm On Nov 17, 2015
LORD Have Mercy! Hahahahahhahaha! http://www.bummyla.com
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Nasrite(m): 5:29pm On Nov 17, 2015
MEILYN:
Make una leave Fashola alone make him do him work. We never get light since today, I wonder when Fashola impact go begin show in our lives.

Anyways, See The Top 10 Most Educated Presidents In Africa, See Where Buhari Was Placed Here>>>>>www.intensetalk.com
see the top 100 president in nigeria, see where you were placed /www. Foolish@you.com/
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Elle277(f): 6:01pm On Nov 17, 2015
The load too much o...may God see him through!
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by genxris: 6:11pm On Nov 17, 2015
Babatunde is in charge of housing, Raji is in charge of power and Fashola is responsible for transport
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by BobUg28(m): 6:37pm On Nov 17, 2015
This got me guffawing.
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by ademasta(m): 6:41pm On Nov 17, 2015
Hehehe
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by ministeriallist: 7:46pm On Nov 17, 2015
obum88:
I thought they said our refineries would soon commence work. Now we are hit by fuel scarce. Body odor indeed

One day APC will run out of lies.

If you believe say AMEN!
Impossible!
Lie Moh'd is still on ground.
Re: When You Combine Ministry Of Works, Housing And Transport... Hilarious! by Cre8(m): 7:56pm On Nov 17, 2015
And the reward for hard work is more work....

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