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How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(m): 3:17pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
I was going home after being on a queue for over 6hrs without eating anything. I was driving very fast. I con dey horn as I want to overtake the military man on a motorcycle(he was not with uniform so I didn't know) he con put on armor of stubbornness, I was very angry naso I wan hit am for side just to scare him. he dodged it. he sha overtake me ask me to step down. I got down he didn't do anything (I was driving my pops range 2015). he ask me who my father was I didn't answer him. he sha dey para for me say he will carry me go barrack. my younger brother wey just finish secondary school dey beside me he was shivering a lot cause of fear. I was also scared btw. he sha slap me twice. I immediately call my pops cause people don dey beg him. Three minutes he received a call con dey beg me say make i no vex. my pop don call his boss. he was a corporal self. I sha pardon am tell him say make he no do that again. I felt like a boss tho. |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by Nobody: 3:19pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
You for slap am join. |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(m): 3:24pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Mozambique:pops no go like that |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by hybridtm(m): 3:29pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Na so ur papa......take get level Ur papa na buhari |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by Davidovinci(m): 3:53pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
The military man eff up........assuming him give you better frog jump the do, you for no think of phone... talk more of making a call? |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(m): 3:54pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
hybridtm:naso my brother o. he is not buhari tho. |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by libertyfather(m): 3:55pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
shmurdah: Omo baba olowo, this is not suppose to be in joke section instead transfer to politics all the same sha send me 50k I serious oooo |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(m): 3:56pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Davidovinci:if not say people dey beg him he for make me do am. |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(m): 3:58pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
libertyfather:[quote author=libertyfather post=40582031] |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by Davidovinci(m): 4:00pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
shmurdah:You get luck gan! |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by libertyfather(m): 4:02pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
shmurdah: U dey ride 2015 range sport, and ur papa call buhari and hin call the army chief before they call the dude, guy come dis no be tomato if you no get reach 50k how much dey? I mean am oooo |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(m): 4:03pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Davidovinci:when I got home pops con dey talk say why didn't I call him immediately and why did I even get down. that I was lucky he for beat the hell outta me that I should not do that again. |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by shmurdah(m): 4:05pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
libertyfather:Na Obama my pops called. pm me BTW make we talk |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by libertyfather(m): 4:09pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
shmurdah: Korect man OBO, pm sent |
Re: How To Please A Military Man by Davidovinci(m): 4:51pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
shmurdah:I d tells you..your popman knows what's up. |
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