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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:22pm On Dec 01, 2015
InvisibleGirl:
Lol. No and no
Hmmmm....so our greatestman can't be given a chance?grin



Modified: Back to back FTC....
dominion92, amodu,Armynu LogoDwhiz this a record that will take you all several attempts and effort to break!!!!


Dedicated to my boo Airstarkane...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:29pm On Dec 01, 2015
Kbs468:

tongue well since my household has been witnessing double double blessings, so I believe that beginning from this last ember month, it shall now be multiple multiple blessings hence having Missmossy as a third wife as gift would not be a bad idea
You have her!grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:30pm On Dec 01, 2015
greatestman:

You are cajoling my predicament right? How are you doing my brother?
Not really,just pitying you in your pitiable condition no Igrin Am good ooooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:30pm On Dec 01, 2015
greatestman:

You are cajoling my predicament right? How are you doing my brother?
Not really,just pitying you in your pitiable condition no Igrin Am good ooooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by arcnomec(m): 6:35pm On Dec 01, 2015
Kbs468:

Chai! I believe you are as cute in laughter as you are while smiling.
emmm shuaibbs and greatestman come to my rescue ooo because right now all I need are prayer warriors-Alfas, pastors or prophets and Babalawos alike because the seeing spirit has overwhelmed me seriously. After all, InvisibleGirl and arnomec have come together as below.


Hahahahah
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sent4rina: 6:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
johndanny:
Invisiblegirl there is what we call BREAK EVEN POINT in Economics (no question pls) that's what you just did in this thread... Well done n welcome to Golden City

Break even point indeed!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:38pm On Dec 01, 2015
LogoDWhiz:



I answered it before kbs468 jhor tongue
sowie bro,ur answer was not comprehensive enough and you typed "waah"...it is " waa"
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by arcnomec(m): 6:38pm On Dec 01, 2015
greatestman:


Kneel down let me pray for you. But I think you have your missing rib here.
Me as the Senate president, has no one that is why I want InvisibleGirl to be the wife of the senate president.


We will slug it out in court,since you don't want to to listen....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:40pm On Dec 01, 2015
invisibleGirl,I saw your fingers but something around your one of your fingers was invincible! So i'll suggest you make it more visible...at least for greatestman to see....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sent4rina: 6:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
DTOBS:

Me too oooo...But to the best of my knowledge,the convo fee is #6800(everything put together,I guess) and then alumni fee #3000 of so and some other charges like dt jawe....
Me wey be say,I no dey go convo,na when I wan collect certi, I go pay everything together....
Let's ask Sent4rina and biothecsolla, they should both have something for us.

Convocation dues is 11.5k.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by arcnomec(m): 6:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
Kbs468:

Good afternoon the undisputable, I say congratulation because your new found boo with certification from my office is not only a competent architectural, physical and structural design expert but also a good and artistic heart designer who will meet up with your sweet, comfortable, joyous, kind, gentle touch, romantic and lovely heart expectation.
I say once again welcome onboard

grin
Kbs468:

Good afternoon the undisputable, I say congratulation because your new found boo with certification from my office is not only a competent architectural, physical and structural design expert but also a good and artistic heart designer who will meet up with your sweet, comfortable, joyous, kind, gentle touch, romantic and lovely heart expectation.
I say once again welcome onboard
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by arcnomec(m): 6:45pm On Dec 01, 2015
InvisibleGirl:
Lol. I'm flattered, but I'm engaged

Thank God you have said it to the hearing of greatest man,we are engaged..... grin
InvisibleGirl:
Lol. I'm flattered, but I'm engaged

Thank God you have said it to the hearing of greatest man,we are engaged.....

Everybody should take note...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 6:46pm On Dec 01, 2015
InvisibleGirl:
Lol. I mean in the actual world.
I no believe you at all with this I have courage.
Anybody can buy this and put.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 6:46pm On Dec 01, 2015
Kbs468:

>We are all fine oo Mrs Airstarkane DTOBS
>Let me inform you that you missed nothing actually while away as nothing compares to your sweet weekend romance with the best Baby Boo in the world according to you anyway
>Because my darlings Pweedyuz and dhupsy also acknowledge and appreciate me as the Best of the Bested on planet earth hence our constant Honey-moon trips to Mars, pluto, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus and even Sun since our bodies have genetically developed cooling fins
>Though I almost cheated on them over the weekend because they were away when I was spying on dominion92, Missmossy and Fireandice in the absence of Armynu but Johndanny and one other were around
>you know as Attorney General, I must always say the truth and nothing less but they can't also blame me because like I always say, We Men react to what we see
>while you Women react to what you hear, so the spark plug was ignited and their was a steady flow of current still running the Beauty Circut of Missmossy,
>Though mjblinks- a family friend who was sighted on Satelite TV had earlier encouraged me to be patient with you women but the spirit of seeing is very strong more than anything
>Or is it because I can easily manipulate the law and filed a Divorce?
>Just check out the following product of seeing philosophy resulting in high sale of Super glue
>LogoDWhiz saw Omolola1
>Sent4rina saw mjblinks
>Armynu saw dominion92
>DTOBS saw you Airstarkane
>Shuaibbs saw InvisibleGirl and was never intimidated
>arnomec saw the same InvisibleGirl and made bold his intention to kiss her lips and fingers *Shuaibbs e b like say dis 1 na unanimous point decision against U oo just like Tyson Fury had over Vitali Klitchko oo*
>The City Assembly chambers inhabited by greatestman, Kuchikau, Banks92, amodu and kingsley3218 are codedly doing their thing
>Other Cabinet members such as yanabasee, Ojeifo12, Spymate, Harbioollah, mistarsam,Spanishmario, LMAyedun, Omoalhajayezz, biotechshola,Mikkyboy008,dammybravo and elegushichilling are not left out of the coded moves all in a bid to make the National Matrimony coming up a huge sucess
>Agoro1-Minister of Planning and logistics is not also left out and I hope the Golden City Census is still going on because the motto of your office is work-in-progress oo
>Prettyjo you haven't revealled your hubby to us oo or are you codedly and Culturally collaboring in the lab? After all, You and your fellow Minister of Health [State] are always sampling varied Species of culture mix in the lab
>Because dhupsy actually told me how you guys made her job of overseeing the Administration of Food and Drugs Easier in collaboration with SOG that is yet to have a DG
>I am convinced I should suggest GiftUbani who I am using this opportunity to congratulate on your posting to ENUGU state if eventually mobilized by ABU as you wouldn't have any serious competion for the state from your skul
>Finally na GOD WIN as Presido can equally serve GOLDEN CITY meritoriously by doubling as Minister of Education just like PMB assumed the Ministry of Petroleum Resources since the Substantive Minister of Education in the Person of ClassicTutor is practically Non-performing
>Let me not put my stamp so that the news will not go viral for the fear of being lynched by my Sweeties

Hahaha...

Nicely written, but you see, this is completely unlike the Fury/Klitchko match, Invisiblegirl is not impressed by such 'bold' innuendo!


#Cheers
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 6:48pm On Dec 01, 2015
DTOBS:
invisibleGirl,I saw your fingers but something around your one of your fingers was invincible! So i'll suggest you make it more visible...at least for greatestman to see....

Thanks for advocating for a brother.

I will never give up in my quest.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by arcnomec(m): 6:52pm On Dec 01, 2015
greatestman:


Thanks for advocating for a brother.

I will never give up in my quest.

You will never given up abi......Citizens of Golden city,I'm sending a finally warning to the senate president to desist from what he has in mind to do or else face the consequences......Allow me build my matrimonial home with milady......There will be war ,if you don't keep off.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:54pm On Dec 01, 2015
greatestman:

Thanks for advocating for a brother.
I will never give up in my quest.
Lollll....may God bless your hustle...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
arcnomec:


Thank God you have said it to the hearing of greatest man,we are engaged..... grin

Thank God you have said it to the hearing of greatest man,we are engaged.....

Everybody should take note...
You are on a long thing! grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 6:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
greatestman:
This InvisibleGirl I am thinking of her through out the night (thinking loud).
Please my fellow what is the way out?
You know in life sometimes you need to disagree before you agree.
CC:
LOGODWHIZ
KBS468
BANKS92
YANABASE
KUCHIKAU
Dominion92
Armynu

Greatestman and president of senate, Its sweet of you to have thoughts of the InvisibleGirl and all that, so I advise that you savour every single thought because that's probably the best you can have - the thoughts! grin

I think you should concentrate on the daily proceedings of the senate...

#Cheers
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 6:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
A NIGERIAN graduate was interviewed :
Will you Burn Your Certificate for 50 Million Dollars (8,194,999,700 NAIRA)
He ANSWER:I Will Burn Both My certificate and my school and also my Teachers. I will burn the federal ministry of Education.
My fellow PCM what will you do in this situation?
Cc:
Kuchikau
Kbs468
Banks92
LogoDWhiz
DTOBS
Dominion92
Yanabase
InvisibleGirl
Armynu
Johndanny
Teemakagu
Dafoly
Besea
Yorme
Grocery
Winta2007
Gabrielmorinho
Haaywhyjames
Agoro1
Femiti
Dayo23
ClassicTutor
Kachikau
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:56pm On Dec 01, 2015
Sent4rina:

Convocation dues is 11.5k.
Can we pay the whole money at the point of certificate collection?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 6:58pm On Dec 01, 2015
greatestman:

A NIGERIAN graduate was interviewed :
Will you Burn Your Certificate for 50 Million Dollars (8,194,999,700 NAIRA)
He ANSWER:I Will Burn Both My certificate and my school and also my Teachers. I will burn the federal ministry of Education.
My fellow PCM what will you do in this situation?


I will burn my street, my town, my department, my faculty infact my school, burn the VC house...burn down my state including the governor if he refuses to leave the govt house! gringringrin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 7:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
shuaibbs:


Greatestman and president of senate, Its sweet of you to have thoughts of the InvisibleGirl and all that, so I advise that you savour every single thought because that's probably the best you can have - the thoughts! grin

I think you should concentrate on the daily proceedings of the senate...

#Cheers


grin grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 7:03pm On Dec 01, 2015
DTOBS:

I will burn my street, my town, my department, my faculty infact my school, burn the VC house...burn down my state including the governor if he refuses to leave the govt house! gringringrin
Who are you going to enjoy the money with?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by sabatok(m): 7:10pm On Dec 01, 2015
DTOBS:

I will burn my street, my town, my department, my faculty infact my school, burn the VC house...burn down my state including the governor if he refuses to leave the govt house! gringringrin
bro!!! u bad oooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 01, 2015
arcnomec:




Milady,I thought I pleaded with you to drop this issue.....why are you still responding to quotes in this regards........ksb468 has said it all.......if you respond to any more quote again ,I will kiss your mouth and the hand with which you are using to type...

Arcomec the architect, relax now!

That was exuberant of you grin

Unfortunately for you, she's engaged already! cool
Hard luck...

#Cheers
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 7:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
Agoro1
You are summon by the senate to brief us on the number of citizens in this great Golden City.
Cc:
Kuchikau
Banks92
Kingley3218
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 7:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
InvisibleGirl:
Lol. I'm flattered, but I'm engaged

All of a sudden those that thought you as proud believe they've found love, now that's really flattering!

Hope you had a wonderful day sweetheart, so I'm guessing you are preparing for GRE and TOEFL?

Have a wonderful evening... grin



#Cheers
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 7:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
Kbs468:

When you hear Corper wee from soldiers then you reply Waa and move towards them but try do the normal standing attention while saying it oo. so where is my gift?
I was actually referring to Missmossy and spixytinxy oo because InvisibleGirl and arnomec have a certificate of engagement already from my office
gift kwa
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by whodohgeepee(m): 7:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
Kbs468:

Thanks Man and infact your special envoy from the United Nation did magic as Sanity has now been restored here in Golden City.
God bless you too and have a splendid last ember month celebration. Hope you are hearing from faithluv5?-your one and only luv of B15
yeah! I am! Fenx!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:48pm On Dec 01, 2015
InvisibleGirl:
Lol. I mean in the actual world.
You see what I am saying, your statement actually contradict the reality at hand, I am sure prettyjo will agree with me that the real thing is won on the MIDDLE FINGER and it held the one belonging to arnomec which you carefully removed in other to spat on my intelligence as an Attorney General
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:51pm On Dec 01, 2015
whodohgeepee:
yeah! I am! Fenx!
Alright. Regards of the highest order bro

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